Am I keeping you warm or?

Are you keeping ME warm?


I saw two deers do this once Katie L.

I Got A Million Of ‘Em!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you."  Grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.  The bartender asks him, "olive or twist?"

A five-dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out, this is a singles bar!"

C’mon, let’s hear your best one-liners in the Comments…

Real-Life Kit Kat Clock is freaking me out, Man

Kc01black As if freaking you out IN THE DARK AS A CHILD wasn’t enough, here it is in real-life:

a Kit Kat!

Aieeeeeee! Paging Freddy Krueger!


According to the official Kit Kat Clock website (yes in all caps) "EVERY 3 MINUTES FOR THE PAST 70 YEARS… SOMEONE has purchased a Kit Kat Clock!"



Don’t let the 1920’s ‘stache and snazzy bow tie on the Kit Kat Klock fool you.

It WILL freak you out late at night when you’re on your way to the bathroom.


My favorite part is this actual quote from the Kit Kat Clock website FAQ. What if I receive my clock and "I opened the box, and one or both eyes are floating freely?"


Thanks, Liz S. [shifty eyes]

Ticktock  [Told ya I was gonna animate this! - Ed.]

The Mostly Unconscious Adventures of Bug the Rat


SOMEONE is bright-eyed, bushy ring-tailed and ready to….


And I’m suuuuuure she’s gonna get a move on riiiiight after this liiiiitle nap.

Perhaps a swig of Dr. P. will get her moving?

Yes. Moving. Riiiiiiiiight after another lil’ nap.

Still tie tie?

How about a Rats ‘n’ Racks photo op?

Yes, almost well-rested enough to take… on… the… honk-shuuuuu

Sure, a story together first. Couldn’t hurt.

Look! Finally made it outside!

Shame there’s no daylight left.

All photos and video of Bug the rattle by Necil Bug. 


THIS JUST IN: from Gobbler’s Knob

Punxsutawney Phil, the wisest of all groundhogs, Prognosticator of all Prognosticators has proclaimed that his beloved Pittsburgh Steelers are World Champions AND that there will be six more weeks of winter, Bitches.

local groundhog who isn’t looking at his shadow by jjp178. Is it really called "Gobbler’s Knob"!? Too… many… joke… possibilities!

There’s a SALE at KITTENDALES!!!

I just got four for the price of one!


And now, your non-sequitur of the day:

[Mr. T. voice] Baghab is boxhab with handles, Fool!

Milhouse we talked about this.

TenderHeart Bear or whatever that thing is not going to the vet this time.

Just drop it, Milhouse.

Drop it.


WHy am I imagining Milhouse "Rrrr Rrrrr Rrrrr"-ing and shaking his head like it’s friggin’ Shark Week, Sherry V.?

And in the blue corner…

[Try as I might I couldn't come up with anything funnier than their commentary on how Zeek loves his wrestling mask - every time I look at that picture it cracks me up!]
…weighing in at a stripy 15lbs, from Redondo Beach in sunny Cali-for-neye-aye, it’s…Nacho Zeek!
[image: NachoZeek.jpg from Merf and Len]
[hovertext: Yes, it is true - I am NACHO!]

Llllet’s get rrrrrrready to snooooooooorgle, Merf and Len.

[Sorry - drawing a blank here. I'll sleep on it and see what develops.]

2 pounds carrots + campus lawn = 1 evening of entertainment



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Jennifer G. Just stop it! You’re OUT OF CONTROL!


I don’t know about this Global Pugsitioning Unit…

It’s supposed to get us to our destination, but it’s not really working…

It’s making me go thru yellow lights at top speeds…


I was supposed to be at the office an hour ago, but somehow we ended up at the beach…


And it’s konking out on the job.

I think we need a new one.


Sender-Inner Lucy says: Baby Otis is only 3 month old and doesn’t give good directions yet…


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