Top Ten Reasons Why We’re Ready For Some Football

This is the first Sunday of the NFL season, and Cute Overload has many reasons to GET STOKED!

First, will the Bengals bring back mascot “Benzoo” from their old stadium?!

We want to see who wins more games, Panthers coach John Harbaugh or his younger brother, Niner’s coach Jim Harbaugh.

All the Ram Rookies this year will be pulling out the stops to prove themselves.

To see if the Ravens will trade “Nevermore!” for “Superbowl 2013! Sqwaaack!”

In December, when it’s twenty below in western New York, will Bills players wish they were in sunny California?

Keenan Allen will be invited to the Heisman trophy ceremony. OOPS WRONG BEARS

To avoid my friend Todd in Denver who gets just insufferable when the Broncos win.

To see what Philadelphia does next. They booed Santa Claus one year. Harsh.

To see the Lions star WR “Megatron” live up to his name.

To see if the Falcons uniforms could possibly get any worse.

And since Cute Overload always over-delivers, let’s crank this list to 11. To confirm the Dolphins have absolutely no shot.

10 S N E 1?

The US Open Tennis Women’s Singles Final is today in New York City! (It wuz supposed to be last night but there were lotsa bad storms. The Men’s Singles got moved to tomorrow cuz of weather, too.) Today for the ladies, Serena Williams plays Victoria Azarenka, and tomorrow we’ve got Novak Djokovic & Andy Murray. Meanwhiles, enjoy these tennis puppehs, K?

Top photo from Pups Seeking Homes; bottom from Brooklyn Decker.

Professional Dog Walker; Available for Hire

In this modern world, you may not have the time to take your best friend out for his daily exercise. Don’t spend another minute feeling guilty about it; let me help you.

For a modest fee – whole beef bones and a “good boy” – I can take your buddy out into the fresh air and get that blood bumping. I have loads of experience walking and being a dog.

So, call today to set up a meet and greet. I’m eager to sniff your dog’s butt.

I might exercise more if I could walk with this one, Sutra.

Mission: Impossible

“Your mission, should you choose to accept to drop over the picnic table, retrieve the corn on the cob from the hoomins, and return to base. As always, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Good luck, Jim. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.”


Setting the right Tone here.

Caturday: The Most Patient Cat in the World

Watch as this baby (named Ryouga) attempts to nommify patient kitteh Mao’s tail:

Thanks, Maonooya.

Firefox Has A New Add-On

Firefox add-ons are easy and customize your browser the way you want it!

Headline and photo by Sender-Inner Alinamatters.

Owl Don’t Know Which Is Which!

Okay, these are owls right?

This one has an owl face, but it also has 4 legs and a tail.

This one is definitely an owl. Note the beak.

Clearly this one has no wings, but look at that face…that owl shaped face!

Uh, what’s so funny?

I’m terribly confused and a little insulted, but let’s give credit where credit is due: Paul Sawer, Happy Jack, GNoodle, Sebastien Bozon, and The Cutest Paw.

A Pointed Rebuke

Greetings, lowly servant; we’ve been expecting you. If you have brought our evening meal, leave it and begone. If not, my associates and I will be forced to take measures you will find… most disagreeable.

Via Reddit.

The Possumtroversy Continues

We’ve asked beforeAre. Possums. Cute? Here we go again. But this time, for your polemic possum posturing, we’re throwing in a new contender, the Golden Brushtail Possum!

Rule #3: Inquisitive Look – CHECK!

Rule #13: Juicy eyes and nose – CHECK!

That’s all the proof we need! Thanks, Buzzfeed!

Thorry. Thith Tongue Ith Too Big.

Loose tongues look good on these two, Scramz and MollySmithms.


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