Kitten treats at 3 o’clock, BALL OF STRING AT 9 o’clock!!!

[Ears go in bof directions]

OMG WHAT DO I CHOOSE!?


Kitten!, originally uploaded by swaza.

Swaza, I suggest a magic eight ball for these difficult, difficult times.

Hey, Baby—how YOU Dune?

Know then, that is is the year 10191. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the spice Melange.  The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice softens hands while you do dishes.  The spice exists on only one desolate, dry planet in the entire universe, guarded by the fearsome giant sand-llamas.

OH HAI I CAN HAS FREMEN KTHXBYE

If you walk without rhythm, you won’t attract the worm, Amanda L.

P.S. the space-time continuum has been breached! This is the FIRST time a photo has appeared on both Cute Overload AND UGLY OVERLOAD OMG PONIES!!1! – Ed.

How long do I have to hold this side up?

NO really, can’t you get some bookends on EBAY or something?

Geeshe.


A cute, sad kitten, originally uploaded by Kokor Hekkus.

You’re doing a good job though, Kokor H. :P

DON’T MAKE ME FACE WEDNESDAY

I beg you!

I can’t take it. I’m only coming out on FRIDAY!

See ya [tucks back into pockie]


Cute Kitten In Pocket, originally uploaded by PicturesOfCats.

I don’t blame you, green pocket kitteh…Not at all. [shaking head]

I’m waiting.

I SAID I’m waiting.

What is wrong with you I said GIN MARTINI!

Vodka isn’t even a REAL MARTINI [cracks picnic table with one mighty paw swipe and doesn't leave tip]

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::Smirk:: Thanks, Uncle Wire!

After Labor Day, Pre-Easter Fashion Rules

I hate that I can’t wear white shoes after labor day—who made up this stupid rule anyway?

F&#k it. I’m going to put on a linen suit right now.


cute puppy, originally uploaded by .klash.

Thanks to the always fashionable C.S.O.

Synchronized Sleeping

And let’s check in on the canine semi-finals now … looks like Bozie and Monty are in good form here as they enter their second hour …

And snore, two, three ... and yawn, two, three ...

And meanwhile, in the kitten division …

What's our secret?  MAGNETS!

Thanks to coaches Blythe J. (top photo) and Grace B. (bottom photo)

C.O. Travels The Globe!

And this week, we take you to the Swiss Alps, where the renowned Sludgemüller Brothers perform on the Handemonium, a traditional Swiss horn shaped like the left hand of Napoleon III.

REEEEEEEEE-COOOOOOO-LAAAAAAAAA! (x5)

May I have the next polka, Jennifer B.?

Kids, this is where Q-Tip fluff comes from.

Q-Tip cotton swab fluff is harvested from the tiniest, fluffiest puppehs so that YOUR EARS can stay clean, wax-free and well, attractive.

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If you don’t believe me, just look at the package yourself…

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(some swabs may contain Pomeranian.)

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Thanks for the education, Sender-Inner Veera J. and Igor the Japanese Spitz pup.

Smallest vet collar EVAR.

Ahnnnn!

Poor little ham needed a vet collar. So prosh—it’s held together with a staple.

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Get well soon, little Dude! Thanks, Brynne M.

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