This Week, on The Guiding Leash

In a shocking development, Reginald Van Snord, believed to have been accidentally shot, stabbed, poisoned, drowned, impaled, electrocuted, decapitated, poisoned again, and eaten by crocodiles which were in turn eaten by piranhas, returns to reclaim his family’s vast median-strip real estate holdings.

Meanwhile, Sheila Crackleflacker, under pressure from the Amish Mafia to repay her gambling debts, agrees to rent her vital organs for scientific experiments.

And a tearful Emma Bunnyslipper bravely confronts Blake Drake, the cad who savagely chewed Emma’s twin sister Abigail in Tangiers.


This is Eloise. She is a Chihuahua puppyluv. Shot by Christy @ www.BonBonChihuahuas.com

What Time Izzzzzzzit

Time to fall back. Same as every other day. Ask me another one.


Go back to bed Jennifer C., just another falls alarm for Spike.

Doe Unto Others

Photos that have been making the rounds – check out the latest trend in good deed deer delivery detail duties.

These four photographs are bound to elicit an “awwww” from most of you.


Really deer, the guest services do seem a little stag-nant on the Li-doe deck.


Passing the buck – you’re doing it right, Mister.


So long, and thanks for all the fish.


Thank you, Eddie B., for the most endeering CO racks post yet.

Bravely Bold Sir Late Alot

Stand aside! I have come to trick or treat! Forsooth, where is the sacred candy I seek?! All that awaits me here is rocks. My liege, has my quest across the length and breadth of the land been for nothing?

All we have are leftover raisins and some pretzels, Marie D.

Your Shopping List Is All Done!

Cute Overload calendars for everyone!
The Cute Overload 2012 calendar has 365 pages of cute photos which – we discovered through trial and error – corresponds to the number of days in the year. That alone is an uber super reason to buy one, or twelve!

Note: We’ve just been told by the AstroNOMical Synchronicity Association that we are required to add an extra day of cute for leap year. Yay, more cute for you!!!

Daisy is extremely impressed at being a CO celeb, Michele D.

My Idea of Teamwork

You bake ’em, I’ll eat ’em. I think I can get behind this, Mom.


Daisy Dog baking cookies, from Viva W.

Someone pass the ketchup.

I am, Corgi Courageous, destroyer of hot dogs. And now, by the power of the Amazing Polycoated Paper Plate, I shall exterminate this hot dog in a single nom! Your buns are mine. The wolf comes for you. Feel its breath.


And the wiener is, Laddie, James R.!

And Now, a Chicken Riding a Tortoise

Look, we don’t know why, OK? Sometimes these things just happen.

Look, she’s starting to get a run through her hose

Everyone knows you shouldn’t let a dog get too close when you have your hose on.


Daisy just changed Nosevember to Hosevember, PburghStever

Fill Your Mug with Pug!

Yes, it’s football season, time for good food, good friends — and of course the fuzzy, refreshing taste of Pug™ Beer! Only Pug Beer is “cute-brewed” to be smooth and satisfying, with a fluffy little head. So for your next tailgate party, remember to hoist a mug of Pug! (And Go Green Bay!) (And thanks for the correction, WiscoNative et al!)


Lucky as a pup, from Scott D. (Bet he’d be lucky to still fit in there now.)

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