The last thing Stretch remembers is putting a paw on blue…
Nice find, Annie M.
The mayhem-causing kitteh is at it again in this latest installment:
Sent in by Elizabeth C. See all the hilarious Simon’s Cat episodes by Simon Tolfield here.
You are an amazing cat. You make us laugh on a daily basis. We imagine what it must feel like to be whipped by your 12-pound tail. We marvel at your glorious girth; your density puts Garfield to shame. But we write this letter because we fear for your well being. Your addiction has become all-consuming. We love you and we ask you to seek treatment today. Will you?
Trés chic, Blockhead! But FYI, Jackie Kennedy rarely licked her chops while posing for photos.
He had seen some interior design catastrophes, but this was too much to take. A rattan kitty litter box? Clawse felt as though he had to put on a flowered muumuu just to do his business.
How long til he comes up for air, Anna T.
Corgi signal strength on left: good
Corgi signal strength on right: not so good
Get ready for more drama, People. [shaking head]
Dramatic Chipmunk started it:
Then the Surprise Kittens were all ‘nah-ahn';
Then Cupcake Dog was all ‘way':
And now, this hamster is just shocked:
Save it for your Mama, Alex “Danger” D.
You do not know me—I am zee Spaneesh Raccoon from Costa Reeeca.
I watch you in zee night! No tango rabies!
Now I keees you weeth my schnozzle.
I shall clog the InterWebs…
With my ‘tocks!
cdrussorusso, I blame you for the slow… browser… today…