Wait wait! Goalie! You’re going the wrong way!
And I also want a hard-boiled egg, three strips of bacon, a bowl of Cocoa Puffs, a toasted bagel with cream cheese, a prune Danish, a large orange juice, and two hard-boiled eggs. And my yawning friend here really needs a cup of coffee.
You should get another kitty, Danielle S. Then, you’d have a balanced breakfast.
Woof! Look up in the sky! It’s a flying pig!
Really? Oink! Where? Where?
Ha, ha, made you look!
Snort. I could fly you know, if I didn’t always fall for it.
Robert R. tells us, “This is my friend’s dog, Malachy. He lives on a large farm and he is the only dog; he was quite lonely. A few days ago my friend had a call – would he like a pig? He hesitantly said yes. He thought he was getting a garden-variety piggy; he was quite surprised when Stella showed up. He was even more surprised when Stella ran up to Malachy and the two started romping around! They are now best buds.”
A very long, fast, twisty, bumpy run with banked turns. Awesome.
I wonder how much she paid for our fancy new kitty beds? But it was the thought that counts. Yep, and the box. Yeah the box! The gift wrap was awesome too. It was the best! Wore me right out. Me too.
Getting your sink back from Lizzy (black) and Bell (grey) is just a pipe dream, Lauren D.
Everyone knows puppies can be very destructive. Surprising new data by slightly obsessed researchers reveals that our demise starts when we succumb to the cute paw shake of doom! Or it might be the corn chips smell. Further research is necessary!
Ceba is just luring in her prey, Annilise W.
This snowball’s kinda earie. Should we throw it at somebody or put it in the freezer before it melts?
Chris, we hope Mickie (chihuahua mix) knows Paul Bunyan is a bunny, or he might be out of bounds.
Peanut kabobs! What genius! And here, I’ve been pouch stuffing like a sucker my whole life! Shish!
Yeah, ’cause it sounds way better than skwerl skewer, Brian S.
Well, maybe not at this exact moment, but he will be. Oh yes… he will be.
UPDATE: Yes, this is an (accidental) encore; hope you enjoy it again.