Lil’ Hoser

Check out this tiny hoser over at the Oregon zoo. According to Sender-Inner Lauren I., they’re naming the little guy today! We’ll be sure to check back. I’d like to suggest: “José”.

Unless it’s a girl, then maybe “Phannie” or something?!

Cats with white paws listen up

Here’s a tip. You can keep your paws twice as clean!

By using a ‘stacking’ position, you save on cleaning by not letting one paw touch the floor at a time.

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You can thank me later, Betsy M.

Where were those kittens filed again?

They’re filed under ‘P’ for prosh.

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Mae D., way to stay organized.

These Ragdoll kittehs want to know how you’re doing.

"Oh Hey." [Looks up from wrestling to acknowledge your presence]

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"Glad you could stop by.

How things were going?" [Looks at you intensely]

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"Ah huhn."

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"We’re all glad to hear that.

See you again soon?"

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See ALL the ragdoll goodness over here at CattFuzz. Thanks, Sender-Inner Claudia D.

The most unbelieveably prosh Scottish Fold Kitteh

BEHOLD!

The SCOTTISH FOLD!

Consider yourself warned. You cannot handle eet.

Laura J., you’re right, this Scottish Fold reaches new levels of proshness.

Hey, Wanna See an Impression?

"Check me out — I’m a duck!  QUAAACK!  Boy, I could really go for some stale bread right about now, because I’m a duck!  Get it?  In fact, I’m buying a round of stale bread for the house — just put it on my bill!"

(crickets chirping)

"I said ‘put it on my bill!’ … because I’m a duck!"

Sheesh, tough room.

Um, we’ll let you know, Natalie G.

Operation Pacification

"That dumb baby is totally annoying. ‘Ahn Junior is so cute!!!’ ‘So precious!’ ‘Look at him poop!’ Puhlease.

I got news for you, Kid. This passie is mine."

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Thanks, Vera. Good luck with Lampiao pup…

It Happens Every Time …

It never fails:  You bring home that stylin’ new HGLÄGTH bookshelf from IKEA, save the packing material, organize all the pieces neatly, follow all the instructions to the letter — and when it’s all put together, you still have that one kitty left over. [Seinfeld voice] I mean, what is the deal with that?

DIS KIBBLES TASTE FUNY

Keep it, Shannon G., you might need it later.

What’s That, You Say? A Waffle?

"Why, for goodness sakes, it IS a waffle!  And to think, when I sat down here, purely at random and for no particular reason, I had no idea that there would be a waffle nearby — and yet, here is a waffle!  How mysterious the mechanisms of Fate must seem to someone such as I, who likes a nice waffle on occasion, to find one’s gaze suddenly and for no reason fixed upon … but hark, I think there’s someone at the door!  I’ll bet it’s those nice Publisher’s Clearinghouse people with a really big check!"

OK, stay calm ... exude nonchalance ... I think he's buying it ...

Riiiiiiiiiiight, Kyle C.

That’s what I call CPR!!!

Er, mouth to "meow"th

Er… mouth to mouf

OK, Whatever, a fireman saved a kitteh giving it mouth to mouth resusitayshe!

Check out the full video over on Yahoo!

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When asked what giving a cat mouth to mouth tasted like. The fireman said: "Like fur".

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Thanks for the hot tip, SparkyPannnts.

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