Tell ‘Em Flopsy Sent You

Don’t tell Hugh Hefner, but our friends the Japanese have revived the concept of the “bunny club.”  Only this time, the bunnies are real, and customers pay a fee to pet and fondle them — something you could never do at the old bunny clubs (and I have the restraining orders to prove it).

I’ll have the cottontail special with carrot juice, Kimber R.

Um, Why Is My Lunch Eating My Lunch?

In an amazing series of photos, a fearless rat stared down a mighty leopard–and the leopard blinked.  While the puzzled cat sniffed and watched, the rat helped itself to the leopard’s steak dinner.  Be sure to read the full story at the Mail Online.

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I’ve had nightmares like this before, John L. (I’m always the leopard.)

Friday Haiku: Sharing Is Caring

Share and share alike
Unalike? Share anyway
Now share your haiku

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Thanks for sharing, Sheri B.

Homework is HARD!

I hate math

I hate sciences

I’m majoring in naps

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You get a ‘Z’ grade, Sae K.

Awesome dreams, Man!

I was all skydiving into a vat of tuna when I suddenly woke up in the living room, Man!

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WHOOOOA Ela B.!

It’s Time for Cat Massage!

Petting is passé; your cat wants a massage. From Everything is Terrible comes edited highlights from this inane how-to video, offering such pearls of truth as:

  • Massage will randomly transform your cat into a stuffed animal;
  • A “drooler” is not a person specializing in rings and watches;
  • Right-handed people should use their right hand.

Who’s the best sender-inner in the United States?  It’s you, Nicole M., it’s you!

In Just 30 Seconds, You Will Utterly Despise The New York Lottery

Oh sure, it gets off to a promising start, but just you wait: In mere moments, you will yearn for a plague of locusts to blacken the skies above their offices, and to hear the wailing and lamentations of their Marketing executives.

Wait for it… Wa-a-a-a-ait for it…

But sender-inner S.A. thought it was cute, so we’ll let them live.

The GIFs That Keep on Giving

Browse enough message boards, or open enough e-mails, and odds are you’ve seen a few animated GIF images — tiny video clips full of endlessly-repeating hilarity, their sources long forgotten. Below, a few favorites (about 2MB each):

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The Last Puppy Video You Will Ever Need

Fellow peeps, you are just one imperceptible hand movement away from the Holy Grail of canine cuteness.  This one has it all: Five fluffy Maltese eating each others’ heads, random squeaking and whimpering, gratuitous roughhousing, awkward stacking, yawning and falling over, and if that wasn’t enough, one of them rolls in its own food!  Now how much would you pay?

Celebrate the Moments of Your Life

Let's go inside, share a Cafe Vienna and talk about how weird this picture is.

Christine, I think Squishy is using you to get a better view of the squirrels.

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