The Possumtroversy Continues

We’ve asked beforeAre. Possums. Cute? Here we go again. But this time, for your polemic possum posturing, we’re throwing in a new contender, the Golden Brushtail Possum!

Rule #3: Inquisitive Look – CHECK!

Rule #13: Juicy eyes and nose – CHECK!

That’s all the proof we need! Thanks, Buzzfeed!

Thorry. Thith Tongue Ith Too Big.

Loose tongues look good on these two, Scramz and MollySmithms.

Hoodie Cutest Pup In the Hood?

What do we even call this tiny stowaway? Backpup? Hood ornament? Pupoose? Or do we just call it brain-meltingly cute and call it a day?

Adorbs, JordanAnthony

Friday Haiku: Monkey See, Monkey Do

Oh pretty monkey

You are beautiful like me

Here’s a big, wet kiss

It’s good to have a positive self-image, Kirt T.

You’ve Got Mail, Bubbles!

Now, People. This may be one of the funniest videos ever. Bubbles is not a fan of the postman/postwoman- just watch what she does when the mail comes down through the slot. Make sure your speakers are up. Let’s just say that Bubbles new name could be “Bonkers.”

Video by Pottybursar.

It’s Been A Hard Day’s Night

And I’ve been sleeping like a dog.

Tocks up, Ben. (Lyrics adapted from Lennon & McCartney..sort of.)

Kitty the ResQter

Just looking at me, you would think I’m an adorable kitten.

And it’s true, I am.

But, I’m more than cute, I’m a surrogate mother to squirrels.

When they are very tiny, they don’t try to run away, so you can cuddle them all you like, even when you get distracted by a strange noise or flicker of light.

One day, my little friend will be big and frolic in the trees. He won’t have the time to let me groom him. I’m making the most of it right now.

This takes ResQte to a WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL, Star Foxy!

#CorgiCam, live in color!

We’ve had reports of snoozing, snuggling, and snorgling Corgi Puppehs, all piled in a heap. Let’s go live to the scene of, snorgle, for the latest deets and tweets!

Corgi-Riffic, Pet Collective!

We Only Want Justice

Reported incidents of squeeing are on the rise! We must be vigilant! Are you able to identify which of the bad boys in this lineup made you squee? Just take your time, take your time.

Do any of the suspicious characters in this lineup stand out to you? It’s OK to snitch!

Would you like to press charges, Neatorama Facebook and Robyn A.?

Now, Back to The Dating Game

And now, Marcie, let’s learn a bit about the bachelor you picked: He’s a prehistoric cave art critic for the Akron Daily Flugelhorn, he enjoys wind jumping, base sailing, and para surfing; collects World War II-era pocket lint; speaks Farsi, Esperanto, and Klingon; was voted “class clown” at the Eugene Z. Gravel Undertaker College; paints still lifes in the nude; and in his spare time he’s the Australian Junior Minister for Fisheries. Please welcome… Gern “Blackie” Bleenowitz!

This picture has nothing to do with Arbroath.


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