Hey Buddy, my eyes are up here

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Geeshe. Some guys, like, only stare at your boobs, Danielle M.

Meanwhile, at Bear Automotive…

ncVI3Well, your distributor cap is a little cracked, and your timing belt and spark plugs need replacing.

I should be able to have it back to you by tomorrow, if I can get the parts, that is.

Will that be cash, Robin C. — or do you want us to bill you? (pffft, snort, giggle.)

Red Panda Monorail Delay

2-hour delays are being reported system-wide. Car has fallen asleep between tracks 7 and 9. Emergency bamboo supplements are en route via Hummingbird.

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What chaos, Helen J.!

THIS JUST IN: A baby bat yawning

Check it out after the jump!

Go ahead and Ju-ump!
[sing in David Lee Roth voice]

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Exquisite battular find, Teresa C.

Puhlease, People

People, Hello Kitty is such a cutesy nightmare. I know what you’re thinking—”hello Kettle? it’s me. You’re black!” But seriously folks, will you please get a load of this Hello Kitty Castle? Try not to ralph.

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What’s even stranger? This place is in Taiwan, not Japan! What’s up with that. Various grossatating pics via Too Much Free Time and the Uni-Resort site in Hsinchu, Taiwan.

Oh, just throw him anywhere

He’ll be fine.

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Rocky, the napping 3-pound Bichon Frisé puppy as snapped by Ashley M.

Rule of Cuteness #42: Ears that flop over a LEETLE BEET are cute.

See what I mean? Check out Señorita McFlops here:

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No I mean REALLY CHECK HER OUT!

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Kayla over at Hannah Banana Bowtique sent these in.

Tired of Fast Food?

Looking for an alternative to the fast pace of fast food?  Then bring your appetite — and a couple of hours — down to Tortoise Burger, where your meal crawls right to your table.  Have it your way — eventually.

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From a frequently strange photostream found by Dave R.

StarPups orders are ready

[Calling out in booming barista voice] “Tall, Skinny Mint Pup Chip Frappuccino® blended dogffee with room!”

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“Venti Puppicino Light-Blended Au Lay” (in laying position)!

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“Grande Puppermint Mocha Half-Caf Twist Puppucinno® Four-Paws, Extra Hot!

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Christy L., all the drinks look spilled…

Let’s play…

DOG

or

OTTER!

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MacKenzie G., throw some abalone in there and see if he goes for it.

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