Why Can’t I Have a Normal Dog Like Everyone Else?

Here’s the World-Famous Cycling Ace, zooming through the air, in the cockpit of her Sopwith Basket.

To the rescue! I am onto you, Red Baron! Go, Sopwith Basket, Go!

Chocks away, Leslie R., who took this pic recently on her morning commute.

The Wagging Dead

Repeating our earlier bulletin, the city has become overrun with marauding hordes of zombie puppies. Stay indoors and avoid all contact, or you too may meet the horrific fate shown below:

Pleasant Dreams!

All night long, it’s “Mommy, I want a cuppa drink!” “Mommy, I wanna storybook!” “Mommy, how many lightyears away is the Dog Star?”

And now I have to go to work, I’ve had an hour of sleep, and look at him…

Sound Like Anybody You Know?

Snow weasel – “…they are also solitary and territorial. Neither sex will allow another weasel of the same sex in their home territory, though males will tolerate the presence of multiple females.”

There’s no business like stoat business, Robert A.


Coming to you live from the barricades, it appears that the small but scrappy protesters are engaging in constructive dialog with representatives of the NYPD.

This Week, on The Guiding Leash

In a shocking development, Reginald Van Snord, believed to have been accidentally shot, stabbed, poisoned, drowned, impaled, electrocuted, decapitated, poisoned again, and eaten by crocodiles which were in turn eaten by piranhas, returns to reclaim his family’s vast median-strip real estate holdings.

Meanwhile, Sheila Crackleflacker, under pressure from the Amish Mafia to repay her gambling debts, agrees to rent her vital organs for scientific experiments.

And a tearful Emma Bunnyslipper bravely confronts Blake Drake, the cad who savagely chewed Emma’s twin sister Abigail in Tangiers.

This is Eloise. She is a Chihuahua puppyluv. Shot by Christy @ www.BonBonChihuahuas.com

What Time Izzzzzzzit

Time to fall back. Same as every other day. Ask me another one.

Go back to bed Jennifer C., just another falls alarm for Spike.

Doe Unto Others

Photos that have been making the rounds – check out the latest trend in good deed deer delivery detail duties.

These four photographs are bound to elicit an “awwww” from most of you.

Really deer, the guest services do seem a little stag-nant on the Li-doe deck.

Passing the buck – you’re doing it right, Mister.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Thank you, Eddie B., for the most endeering CO racks post yet.

Bravely Bold Sir Late Alot

Stand aside! I have come to trick or treat! Forsooth, where is the sacred candy I seek?! All that awaits me here is rocks. My liege, has my quest across the length and breadth of the land been for nothing?

All we have are leftover raisins and some pretzels, Marie D.

Your Shopping List Is All Done!

Cute Overload calendars for everyone!
The Cute Overload 2012 calendar has 365 pages of cute photos which – we discovered through trial and error – corresponds to the number of days in the year. That alone is an uber super reason to buy one, or twelve!

Note: We’ve just been told by the AstroNOMical Synchronicity Association that we are required to add an extra day of cute for leap year. Yay, more cute for you!!!

Daisy is extremely impressed at being a CO celeb, Michele D.


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