Junior Snailio Sniffs an Eye Stalk

Before our friend Snailio Iglesias goes out on his next adventure, he stops to sniff Mom’s eye stalk.

Sniff Sniff.

SNORRRRRF

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SUPER GROSS EYE STALK ENHANCE!

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Um, thanks for sending, Uncle Wire [shifty eyes]

There’s One Born Every Minute

"Yeah, I was a little skeptical at first, too. But the guy who sold me the map said this is where the gold doubloons are buried, so…"

Seemed like a nice guy, trustworthy face...

Don’t let him open any e-mail from Nigeria, Leslie.

Bitsy’s Plan Hits A Snag

"Oh, man, this is going to be awesome.  I just sit here in the bowl and act like granola, and when she comes over with the milk, I open my mouth real wide, and…"

"Wait a minute, when did she switch to soy milk?!  Dang, I hate that stuff!"

And besides, I'm non-lactose intolerant!

The best-laid plans of mousers and men often go awry, Diane D.

[Looks like this one has been around the internet and back since a couple of years ago...  - Ed.]

What is This, Some Kind of Dog-and-Pony Show?

I mean, because you’ve got a dog there… and it’s on a pony… and, well… y’know, a dog and a pony are the principal elements of a dog-and-pony show, after all… so I just kind of assumed that this might, uh… might be some kind of… well, you know…

We ride all this way, and Shakespeare here can't think of a decent caption!

I feel like I’ve let you down, Maggie C.

Coming Soon: Cute Justice

Announcer: In a world… where cuteness is forbidden… one ferret will break all the rules…
Ferret: Taste cute justice, evildoer!
Evildoer: Aaaahhh-AAAAAAAAA-aaaaaugh!!! (click for typical movie scream)
Announcer: This summer, get ready for a new kind of justice: Cute Justice, starring Clifton Tang, Mitzi Garbleflatzer, and Kate S. as "The Sender-Inner."

First I kill you, then say something witty. I do that the whole picture.

Live From the 2009 Hide-and-Seek Semifinals

… and as we enter day 27, it looks like little Rollo Grubspackle continues to outsmart the rest of the Gorilla team…

Gets 'em every year, heh, heh, heh...

Baby gorilla sleeping
by bartdubelaar. Found by Johanna S.

Beauty is Serious Business

"Oh, hi there!  I’m just having my tips frosted with beeswax and crushed rose petals, and then I’ll be getting a mud pack facial with Navajo red clay flown in specially from Arizona.  And after that, I go into the rock tumbler for 20 minutes with some vanilla bean and talcum powder."

If I wasn't willing to look this stupid, I'd never look fabulous!

That Mr. Rudolpho is simply a wizard with beeswax, Roar.

Just Call Me Whirlpool, Pal

We all knew cats were self-cleaning, but this one even comes with a spin cycle.  Kitty starts off moist, and ends up moist… and dizzy.

Whoa, make the room stop spinning, Hlavinkas

This Is My Favorite Sunday Brunch

"Ah just loves the dee-cor in this tea room, and the finger sandwiches are simply dee-vine, ah sweah!"

Although the 'alien face hugger' pattern is a little creepy.

Can I freshen up that coffee, Moomin K.?

Kiss me, you fool

[crazy ball of fur ensues]

Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone

Sweet Kiss by Kitty & Kal-El.

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