Deep Thoughts

“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.”

“And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”.

Deep Thoughts courtesy of Jack Handey (who else? and who has a new book by the way) Photo by Christina V. and Jay “the Tongue” V.

Yin Yang Dogma

The Yin: “I pooped in your Mother-in-Law’s slippers”.

The Yang: “But I only pooped in one of them!” [eye closes]

Confucius is so confusing, but it all evens out NikkiTikkiTavi.

“I Kissed a Cat and I Liked It”

Except for the milk mustache, that part was gross.

You have excellent taste, Alexander G.

Announcing Cute Overload 2011 Calendars!

It’s a slice of heaven on your desk.

Tiny bunnies! Impossibly small ponies! Puppies, kittens, hamsters, and peegs! It’s all cute, all year long. It’s the redonkulously adorable wall calendar based on Cute Overload-“the fuzziest, nicest blog on the planet”! (CBS News!)

There are two formats! DESKTOP and WALL! You must have eet. Act now!

Amazon! (Page-A-Day Calendar)
Amazon! (Wall)
Powell’s! (Wall)

They’re even Goose-approved (for nomming at least)

Take a look! You can hang up our very own copy of World Peace Hamster!

You can tear sheets off, create paper airplanes and annoy your co-workers!

You can impress your friends with your Rules of Cuteness knowledge – where you learned it is OUR SECRET

OMG, Look at May 9th! And to think there are 363 more pages JUST LIKE THIS!

Act Now!

Operators are standing by with your choice of football phone or Slap Chop bonus gift.

Selling WHEREVER calendars are sold in stores!

And online here:
Amazon! (Page-A-Day Calendar)
Amazon! (Wall)
Powell’s! (Wall)

I Said Feng Shui, Not Funky Shag!

Electric-blue shag carpet, burnt-orange sofa? Noooooo! [covers eyes for dear life]


Sean G. says kitteh Tanuki has exquisite taste.

Mom, Is This the Clean or Dirty Laundry?

And where are my lucky Spiderman underpants?

So, You Want to Be a Gigolo!

Congratulations! The life of a gigolo is a road to thrills, adventure and cheap romance! However, wooing an endless string of bored, lonely housewives does have its risks — especially when the husband makes an unscheduled appearance. In these frantic moments, it may be necessary to improvise a clever hiding place:

Says Jessica G.: “The cat in these pictures is me and my roommate’s kitty, Irene. This is how our friend Corey likes to play with her when he comes over. I think she loves it, deep down.”

Aberbeagle & Fitch

OMG, that nautical rope and life vest outift is completely “overboard”!!!

The oak canoe strut accent is nice though.

Sent in swimmingly by Sender-Inner Leanne D.

Blue Bunny

Marge knew that Walter would find her ‘Adios’ note soon enough.

Finally on her own, she could eat as many carrot soufflés as she wanted.

Stay strong Zao C.! (and Sesame, the Bun.)

The Sarsparilla Saloon is Closed

Too many complaints that *someone* couldn’t hold their licker.

Thank you to Laura for sharing Ella, her party animal.


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