Pass the mustard…

…and sauerkraut

and ketchup

and another beer.

Thanks.

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You’re right Samantha H. I can’t resist this.

Hey Bebeh…

You and yer friend haven’t been around in a while. Nice carrots you got there.

You know what goes great with carrots? Courvoisier.

What ELSE might they like!? Pic of Momiji vs. The Pink Twins by the fabulous toutletemps.

I Kissed A Dog (And I Liked It)

The taste of his milkbone dog lips

I kissed a dog just to try it

I hope my cat boyfriend don’t mind it

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Judy O. I think you should either separate them or get a recording contract STAT.

Here’s a quarter. Call someone who cares.

[Uncontrollable fits of kitteh laughter]

I'll be here all week. IN YOUR HOUSE.

OK, OK, I know it’s a dime, People. "Quarter" sounded a LOT better.

Sender-Inner Mary S. agrees.

I’m Rick James B****!

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The wonderful, hilarious work of Julian Wolkenstein via Rachel Hulin and F-Stop Magazine. The Sender-Inner is none-other than Chief Sister Officer.

When you’re done with the floor, the bathtub needs it

[Pup voice] You really let that bathtub GO this week.

When you’re done with the bathroom, I’d like dinner. [Gets off mop, trots over to T.V.]

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Beauregard the Schipperke likes to help out where he can, right Christopher G.?

You must concentrate, Danielsan

[wings flutter in wind]

Focus and…BALANCE!  Ehn!

You can almost see the quivering claw action, Sender-Inner Johanna S.! Karate OWL TOYZEEEEEEEE, by sparkyfaisca.

Noodle Kitteh is coming STRAIGHT FOR YOU

Er, kinda straight for you… um. He’ll be here in a minute. WATCH OUT!

Theresa M., Don’t worry. I think all she’s really looking for is an ear scratch.

Saturday Night Twelver Rage

Yo, can you bring another twelve-pack tonight?

We’re gonna RAAAAAAAGE!

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Yes, yes we are, Allison B. from the overwhelmingly prosh EH Rabbitry

Cannot… get… comfortuhbuhls…

So…. restless! and… uncomfortabuhls!

Mlisaoverdrive, I suggest an Ambien and two glasses of wine.

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