First we had the Kitteh Slide treadmill…
NOW, it’s the HAMSTER IN A WOK!
IT NEVER ENDS! Literally!
Sthuper Sthender-Inner Josh N., you are a FOUNTAIN of well, unrelentingness
It’s not that they’re always two days late with their share of the rent, or even that they go through your CD collection and mess up your alphabetical order. No, the worst part is coming home to find they’ve piled the kitties in the sink for you to wash … again.
And I thought they were self-cleaning, Regina S.
What do YOU think?
Once again, Fiv3r DELIVERS!
For those of you unfamiliar with Tatooine and the Dune Sea, what you’re looking at is a Gammorean Guard, one of the giant green pig thugs who usually work for galactic gangsters like Jabba the Hutt. They are loyal and strong, but they’re also notoriously susceptible to Jedi mind tricks.
Let’s get a closeup of that caption:
Yep. Out of frame, little moppet Anakin has just opened up a Box O’ Ewoks.
"What, you think it’s easy to look menacing while you’re dangling from piano wire with some 300-pound Teamster at the other end? Try it sometime, pal!"
"But do people remember? No, it’s Dorothy this, and Scarecrow that, and those lousy, stinking Munchkins…"
"Oh, don’t get me started on the Munchkins. Every frickin’ day, running around the commissary singin’ ‘Ding-dong, the witch is dead,’ only they ain’t usin’ the word ‘witch,’ if you get my drift…"
"… wild parties every night in their trailer, and the next morning? Passed out drunk on the set."
"No sense of professionalism, none whatsoever. Not like us."
If they only had a clue, Tanguera.