And now, a nice little image before you go to bed tonight

GAAAAAAAAAH!

Love the teef.

Gaaaaah

Katherine T., nice bebeh zoo animal collectshe.

Meanwhile, over at Seaweed’s birthday party…

People, you know the more redonkulous, the better as far as I’m concerned. Well, this turtle-birthday-party-in-the-tub fits the bill. Please check out the décor…

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The perfectly fitting parteh hats (who knew!?)

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AND, the BEST turtle birthday present ever—sardines.

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Charme C., way to spend your Saturday night…

Someone get the chiropractor STAT!

Smoooooooooshe.

At such a young age, too.

Smooooooooshed

Jenny B., don’t lean to your left.

THIS JUST IN: A Chihuahua in a rack

Alert reader and trendsetter Renée K. says she just found our site and read the ENTIRE archive in one day. No wonder the chihuahua fell asleep. [rim shot] Oh!

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Zzzzzzzzzz ;) Good night, Gus.

WHERE is the Bedazzler!?

You took it again didn’t you.

DIDN’T YOU!?

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Return it this INSTANT, Ashley B.H.! And great work on the outfit, photo and text ;)

Five of these kids are not like the other

BUT WHEESHE ONES!?

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Will someone please hey-splain to me how this craziness happened?

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And now, I shall wheesperes the quiestest of boks in your ear…

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Dora N. found these photos here, but no credit was there—who took these!?

// UPDATE — article link here, at the Times Online UK //

Behold! The most delicate of toy graspings!

You People are totally writing these things yourselves now. Sender-inner Rosie W. writes:

"*SCHLORMP* ( ball inhaled off floor) and behold! the most delicate of toy graspings evar!"

Absolutely correct. [Looking over glasses at specimen]

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Rosie, it’s a good thing you know how to write these. You just saved me 2.3 minutos.

I MOSTE KEES YOU

I MOSTE!

I… moste. I moste kees!

Just let me do eet.

Please.Please let him do eet, Sender-Inner C.H.S. ;)

// UPDATE — yes, oops, this is a dupe post! Encore! //

Another night at Phi Hamma Delta

Wilber the frat ham: Dewd! I’m not getting you a beer—get that Pledge over there in the tennis skirt to do it.

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Wilber the frat ham: (on stairs) Ehn! (dumping stinky Lacrosse bag on the way)

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Wilber the frat ham: (talking smack in the bathroom) Yeah, so I was all, no I’ll beat you at Caps OR Beer pong, YER CHOICE! I know, right?

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Wilber the frat ham: (settling in) Sooooo comfortuhbuhls. This house is crazy.

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Thanks to sender-inner Ursula of NYC. Oh and it’s your turn to call for pizza tonight.

Do not look directly at this pup

Because his prosh ears will… entrance… you… into… lining… up…next to him—what were we talking about?

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Extremely powerful pup you got there, Alexandra A. Strange—I just went out and bought milkbones for no reason…