Backpup

Awwww, isn’t that kee-yoot? That lady’s got one of those novelty backpacks …

Vrrrroooom, vrrooooom!

… you know, the kind that look just like a … just like a …

Wow, they look so realistic up close.

a … a …

Well, hi there!

I’m speechless, A. S.

Is it me, or does this tree get taller every year?

"Leroy, that’s too much tinsel on the left side … Somebody help Maybelle, she’s tangled up in the lights again … No, Betty-Bob, we can’t decorate the backside of the tree this year, because we just don’t have the — ornaments."

I'm re-e-e-ally not looking forward to putting the angel on top.

Photo sender-innered by MaryBeth, who has more cuteness and an amazing puppy rescue story on her blog.

And then there were three…

According to my only real source of news, DListed, the Shiba Inu puppy cam is losing three puppehs today:

"It was announced that three of the puppies (Ando, Autumn and Akoni) will be leaving us today for their new lives!!! That leaves just AyumiAki. But they will probably be skipping out of hearts soon as well."

GOODBYE SWEET PUPPEHS! We shall miss your inappropriate licking, snorfing nap pile and stocked living room crib action.

Live TV by Ustream

[head bow in the direction of Michael K.]

Somebody get me Bob Costas

Because this mouse is ABOUT TO WIN OLYMPIC GOLD!

HOLY RODENT AGILITY, Emily W.!

Fill stockings with the joy only Cute Overload can provide!

What the heck are you going to get for your NIECE WHO HAS EVERYTHING!?

Just what can you expect on your desk with this little Slice of Heaven? Just the hilariousness and proshness you’ve come to expect from Cute Overload, only in daily, tear-offable, print form:

1_3

Yay! Goes great with Gerbera daisies and Red Pandas on your desk. Pencil and/or doing actual work is optional.

5_2

Look how easy it is to change the day! [Ffffffftttt]

5

Here’s what some of the pages look like—check it! [wiki wiki wiki! hand on turntables]

7

Shuh-zaaam! Look at these helpful tips!

8

Yes, yes! To answer your questions—all your favorite posts are in there…

9

Buy a calendar and let it incubate under the tree thru December—it will fill your house with the warm, redonk joy only Cute Overload can provide!

Available at Amazon.com, Barnes and Noble and Calendars.com! and retail outlets WHEREVER CALENDARS ARE SOLD!

Check it out!

Hey, Wanna Come To A Stag Party?

“Hey, sweetie, my friend here’s getting married on Tuesday, and we were wondering if you’d like to … hey, where you goin’?  Aw, come on, honey, we just need you to pop out of a cake, that’s all!”

(OK, actual story:  This nice lady visiting Japan gave the deer some of her bread — and promptly learned why that’s not such a good idea.)

(sigh) I Remember Back In 1963…

Man, those were the days.  You could get into Fenway Park for fifty cents back then, a Hershey bar was a nickel, and gasoline was only thirty cents a gallon, if you can believe that— and lemmie tellya, when I drove my Impala in for service, the crew gave me the royal treatment.  Now, I gotta pump my own gas, sigh …

I think I'm a quart low.

What’s the world coming to, Brinke G.?

I can’t decide if this is lazy, brilliant, or both.

"Delicious McGrassersons—I must have eet!"

[The sound of a thousand noms]

I guess those two aren’t mutually exclusive Josh N.

‘Tocks ‘n’ Pads

[Sing to the tune of 'Cups and Cakes' by Spinal Tap]

‘Tocks ‘n’ pads, ‘tocks ‘n’ pads
Oh what naps this puppeh’s had!
If you’ve got to honk-shu, a striped carpet will do,
Find a nice bright sunbeam too

‘Tocks ‘n’ pads, ‘tocks ‘n’ pads
Biscuit-shaped toes are really rad
Got no visible tail, cuteness we all hail,
Sending a smooch priority mail

Chow and kibble, leg of lamb
"Yes please, sir" and "Thank you, ma’am"
Shiba cam

‘Tocks ‘n’ pads, ‘tocks ‘n’ pads
Pour some Ranch on your sal-ad
How sad it must "end"
But I’m glad I’d a friend
Sharing ‘tocks and padswith me
And pads with me…

Img_0689

Melina A., hopefully you and your Boston Terrier are singin’ along…

 

Stowaways!

"I gotta get outta this country, Bruce!  The sunshine, the great surfing, the hot Sheilas — it’s all too perfect!"

"Bloody oath, Bruce!  What’s the plan, then?"

And so then we (huzza wuzza fluzza guzza) ...

"We hang out by the airport, hop in some luggage, and shoot through to America!"

"Good onya, Bruce!  Minnesota, here we come!"

Remember, if anyone asks, you're a blow dryer.

Some folks just can’t handle awesomeness, Dan B.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 13,702 other followers