It’s Spring Break. But your Spring Break bod isn’t ready.

Options are:

1. Stuff your flabbulence into a last-year’s bathing suit and pray the Muffin Top Queen doesn’t pay a visit
2. A muu muu and 8000 sit-ups is a good start but will take 34 seal hours to see results
3. Throw off suit, run down beach naked with Corona and lime slice in yer teef. Pure class.

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The choice is yers, Jillian C. And don’t think we didn’t know you did 12 Tequila Poppers in a row in ’88. WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Guess who just filled out their absentee statewide primary balllllot!

This lil’ stoat! He’s votin’ ‘n’ stoatin’!

[OK, technically, it's a Marten, but Martens only vote for Nader and I didn't want to encourage that]


Curious Marten, originally uploaded by Adam Lyon.

Pet Bonding 101

Schubert loves fish-flavoringks.

William (in shark pajamas) loves fish flavoringks.

GACK

Schubert

I just threw up in my mouth a little, Melanie H. :(

You CAN’T HANDLE the MEWS

STRAP YOURSELF IN, PEOPLE! This Baby Scottish Fold mewing action is gonna make you turn your car into oncoming traffic. I’m telling you right now you CANNOT HANDLE THE MEWS.

Jennifer B., it’s like some EVIL, PERFECT Japanese YouTube Director has us IN THEIR CLUUUTCHES!

Um, Raturday would’ve been sooo much better.

"They don’t even DESERVE their own day, you knuh?" [Say in best rat-vallery-girl accent]

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Caturday Critics, originally uploaded by l33twave.

Wombat hat

It IS a little chilly outside, pass me my wombat hat.

Yeah, the one with the eye capsules. Thanks.

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Nellie F., the site this photo is from is called Wombat Country? AWESOME!

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Ruhmember that sweet downloadable Caturday embroidery pattern!? WELL SOMEONE DEED EET!

The hilariousness continues over at her Etsy store.

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"Perfect for hitting the Farmer’s Market on a Caturday" OMG

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I’d like to order ONE MILLION OF THEM. Great job, Emily S.! :D

ONE sit-up a day is Puh-LENDY

"Whimsey" manages to pull off one sit-up before collapsing into an exhausted pile of fur.

And one, and…

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and that’s a wrap, People.

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Sender-Inner Melanie F. gives us a a great compliment when she says: "Your site has single-handedly kept me from killing a few people at work". Yay!

Dude, that’s my wheel

[Check out the McRattersons, lower right corner]

That rat is all; “Exercise elsewhere, Foo’!”

Kitty

I like the rat ears all ‘WTF?’

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Special thanks to kitteh exerciser “Smushy” and rat “Keisha”. Many more here. Nice, Gina C. ;)

THIS JUST IN: Badger badger badger badger mushroom! mushroom!

FirePeeps in Oslo Norway saved a bonche (official term) of baby badgers from a building. Sing it with me now!

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Gracias, Kaya K. and Kjersti W.

Full story, in Norwegian that you can’t understand, here.