This spa wraps everything *but* the tongue

I’m sorry, but tongues aren’t covered in this spa package. Yeah, that tongue needs extra special treatment. We have special spa packages for toothless Papillons that you should look into. [Hands you a brochure]

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Christina V., did you pay extra for the eye gloss?

Pass the bong

Oh, a bonche of typical McGrapersons—nothing new here, right? Wait—one of the McGrapersons is LOOKING BACK AT ME, OMG

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Virginia O., GET OUT THE BLENDER THIS MUST BE STOPPED

p.s. Remember this; "A McGrapersons, I MUST HAVE EET!" ?

DON’T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND

Kids, after this we gotta go to gymnastics, then pick up dinner at Bi-Rite, then finish Steve Jr.’s macaroni project, then glue the vase back together then call Eddie’s Mom about that wrestling accident. After that, I’m making a martini. [Paddle paddle]

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Momma Swan Taxi Service, originally uploaded by Liminal Effects.

I’m tired, Brent C.!

Duckling honk-shus

I guess their long schnozzle makes snoring sounds possible.

Thanks to everyone and their bro for sending this in, espeshe Theo and Kate C.

The Big Dig

I’m going ALL THE WAY TO CHINA, MoFos!

Watch me! Ehn [shovels dirt out the way]

Lindsay W., great find—sounds like Indiana Jones there.

“Pudu”—sounds like a short name for a Hollywood couple

Um, "Pudu"?! I LOVE IT when new species of animals come out of the woodwork to kill us with their adorabuhlness!

Have you ever HEARD of a "Pudu"? Even the name is prosh. Here is a pair o’ pudus at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle.

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And get a load of the close-up, People. You can’t handle the Pudu.

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Libbie M., you win some kind of C.O. award for bringing this new animal to our attensche.

Only on a Caturday would this happen

Apparently, a 20-day-old behbeh Leopard kitten walked into a woman’s house in India. He was all: "Got Meelks?"

Jump over here to watch on BBC.

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Thanks to the three billion people who sent this in today. I think Alan W. was first…

This kitteh is frakking cute

People, we get a LOT of kitteh submissions, but not many that make us want to gouge our own eyes out like this one. Take a look, it may just be the last thing you ever see.

RuthElisa K., I know the Japanese are behind this.

Put your face right HERE!

There is simply a massive amount of snorgling to be done on this belleh. Go on, put your face RIGHT THERE

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I think I hear motorboat sounds

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Sophie the kitteh, by Lighto. Found by Lori W. ;)

Smiling bumblebee with a yellow fro

This guy is looking good. The smile, the fro, the one shoulder up.

He needs to make little tiny "guns" with his "hands" like "Heeeeeey Ladieeeez, who wants a honey cocktail? It’s on me"

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Hot off the Metro.co.uk News press. Photo by Chris Cox. Sender-Inner: Cristina R.