Great Moments in Dog History

It is the highest military honor the nation of Dogsylvania can bestow–so rare, in fact, that only 17 in the nation’s history have received it. One such hero was Corporal Eucephalus “Winky” Gorbschobble, who, without hesitation or regard for his own survival, attacked and disabled an entire squadron of letter carriers from the enemy nation of Postmania, leading his captured comrades to safety.

And so, in accordance with Dogsylvania’s cherished military tradition, on a brisk autumn morning of September 17, 1946, and in the presence of an observer from the neighboring nation of Walkiestan, seven members of the 101st Bean Battalion paid tribute to Corporal Gorbschobble with a 21-poot salute.

Not to belittle your cherished military traditions or anything, guys, but you might want to re-think the staging here...

Erm, might want to get downwind a ways, Tanguera.

None shall pass!

To pass by the Sphinx, answer this riddle…

“What is your favorite color!?”

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“Blue…

NO, YELLOW!”

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I don’t think you passed the test there, Catherine Caf.

Purple and Brown, Adventures of

Part Mr. Bill, Part “I Love You Man,” meet: Purple and Brown! First up: Next it’s: Then, crowd favorite: And what post would be complete without: And last but not (huh huh) least: Via Zombie Girls Online! Purple and Brown are another brillo creation from Aardman. But you already knew that.

Oh, that’s attractive

“Give me grasseses!”

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Delicious grasseses nom nom

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I just lost my appetite, Lily C.

Mini polar bear ventures out of snow cave

ONLY TO FIND UNREALISTIC ANIMAL PRINT BEDDING!

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Jorden C., you are officially a Sthuper Sthender Inner. [Handing you Medal of Honor glazed in kitten tears]

We Don’t Have To Show You Any Steenking Badgers!

So we’ll show you some nice clean ones instead, courtesy of the Wildlife Centre Project in Tunbridge Wells, England.  According to the Daily Mail, these black-and-white babies were taken in after being abandoned by their mum.

Gee, your hair smells badger-rific!

(whiny documentary presenter voice) Experts are noting an increase in orphaned badger cubs, as Man continues to badger the boundaries of his badger fragile relationship with the environment badger, bringing us badger more in conflict with badger badger and badger ultimately badger badger badger badger

I CAN HAZ MUSHROOM MUSHROOM?

All Aboard Bunway Airlines

Your complimentary disapproving service will begin shortly after take off.

Miffy, by the Fabulous bivoir.

A Lean, Mean, Surrogate Mom Machine!

You're such a dear deer, dear.Back again we go to the Daily Mail, this time for a story so incredible that the hoax hunters over at snopes.com stepped up to verify it: The story of Jasmine, a rescued greyhound who has returned the favor by serving as surrogate mom to 50 creatures, ranging from puppies to deer.

“She simply dotes on the animals as if they were her own,” says Geoff Grewcock, operator of Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary. “She takes all the stress out of them and it helps them to not only feel close to her but to settle into their new surroundings.”
This is so absolutely totally NOT Photoshopped, okay maybe a little.

Pictured with Jasmine are, from left: A pup, a deer, another pup, a bunny, and a barn owl.  Not pictured: A unicorn, The Yeti, an alien face-hugger, Wally Gator, Phil Spector’s hair, The Chicago Cubs, and Abe Vigoda.

Oh, Towel Boy…

“… ah do believe ah aym finished with mah bay-thin’, so if you will be evah so kind as to hand me mah towel… and be sure to avert your eyes, you wicked thing, you!”

Yes, Miz Tallulah...

From sender-inner Jessie S.: “We’re watching a bearded dragon for a friend this week (her name is Toast, by the way…) and our furry kitty monster (Neko) has been on 24-hour lizard surveillance since she arrived.  He supervises her eating, sleeping, and her bath time.  Also note – check out Toast’s posh tail in the sink – can’t get the end of it wet!”

Petting zoo pact

If any of those kids gets near me—BOOM right in the kisser. [flexes hoof] Are you with me?

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WAIT! CHECK THIS OUT:
Taken out of context and cropped, this llama looks like she has NO LEGS! Just stubbular feet. LOL!
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Lily C., thank you for sending this one twice, we finally got it.

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