Entertain moi

Because the string, the ball, the stuffed mouse, the real mouse—I’m tired of all that. Got anything else?

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I think I'll take a nap while you think about my request.

Catherine.Caf does it AGAIN! (makes it on the website, that is)

Meanwhile, at the Kitty-toss Booth…

Meg’s kitty landed completely in the circle, so she’ll be going home with the big stuffed hamster (nice shot, Meg!)…  And now it’s Theo’s turn; he picks up a marmie, takes careful aim, aaaaaaannnddd

Ooh!  Missed it by THAT much!

By the way, Meg, with three hamsters, you can trade up to a stuffed Diane D.!

Welcome to the Fabulous Barka Lounge

… high atop the Hyannis Hyatt, the happening hot spot where the elite meet to greet.  My name’s Nick Chewtoy, and I’ll be entertaining you this evening.  Like to start off with a little number, kind of a personal favorite of mine, called “Stardust.”  Hope you like it…

Great Moments in Dog History

It is the highest military honor the nation of Dogsylvania can bestow–so rare, in fact, that only 17 in the nation’s history have received it. One such hero was Corporal Eucephalus “Winky” Gorbschobble, who, without hesitation or regard for his own survival, attacked and disabled an entire squadron of letter carriers from the enemy nation of Postmania, leading his captured comrades to safety.

And so, in accordance with Dogsylvania’s cherished military tradition, on a brisk autumn morning of September 17, 1946, and in the presence of an observer from the neighboring nation of Walkiestan, seven members of the 101st Bean Battalion paid tribute to Corporal Gorbschobble with a 21-poot salute.

Not to belittle your cherished military traditions or anything, guys, but you might want to re-think the staging here...

Erm, might want to get downwind a ways, Tanguera.

None shall pass!

To pass by the Sphinx, answer this riddle…

“What is your favorite color!?”

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“Blue…

NO, YELLOW!”

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I don’t think you passed the test there, Catherine Caf.

Purple and Brown, Adventures of

Part Mr. Bill, Part “I Love You Man,” meet: Purple and Brown! First up: Next it’s: Then, crowd favorite: And what post would be complete without: And last but not (huh huh) least: Via Zombie Girls Online! Purple and Brown are another brillo creation from Aardman. But you already knew that.

Oh, that’s attractive

“Give me grasseses!”

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Delicious grasseses nom nom

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I just lost my appetite, Lily C.

Mini polar bear ventures out of snow cave

ONLY TO FIND UNREALISTIC ANIMAL PRINT BEDDING!

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Jorden C., you are officially a Sthuper Sthender Inner. [Handing you Medal of Honor glazed in kitten tears]

We Don’t Have To Show You Any Steenking Badgers!

So we’ll show you some nice clean ones instead, courtesy of the Wildlife Centre Project in Tunbridge Wells, England.  According to the Daily Mail, these black-and-white babies were taken in after being abandoned by their mum.

Gee, your hair smells badger-rific!

(whiny documentary presenter voice) Experts are noting an increase in orphaned badger cubs, as Man continues to badger the boundaries of his badger fragile relationship with the environment badger, bringing us badger more in conflict with badger badger and badger ultimately badger badger badger badger

I CAN HAZ MUSHROOM MUSHROOM?

All Aboard Bunway Airlines

Your complimentary disapproving service will begin shortly after take off.

Miffy, by the Fabulous bivoir.

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