Jeanne Moos, stellar Offbeat CNN Correspondent, included our very own Cats n’ Racks in a recent report. Jeanne reported on a fugitive/C.O. reader who had a cheepmonnk in her cleavage during police questioning. Detectives were, um, speechless.
Lucy has a VERY particular palette. She is also a premiere HamsterTracker athlete. Let’s check in on the latest dishes Chef Mathijs has prepared.
Today’s menu is Pasta Primavera. Sketti al dente, bell pepper, parsley…
If Lucy disapproves, she will most definitely flip her table over IN DISGUST
A cautious, tentative taste shows proves to be…
Sender-Inner Mathijs claims “It took Lucy less than three minutes to pouch it!” I shall use ‘pouch’ as a verb from now on too. More cooking adventures with Lucy and her athletic prowress over at HamsterTracker.com.
Oh man, (rummage, rummage) I am in such trouble! My big presentation (shuffle, shuffle) is due in ten minutes (rustle, rustle), and I can’t find my kitten! (panic, panic) I could swear I put it (slam, slam, slam, slam) in one of these (slam) drawers, but…
Psssst — I’m right over here, genius. You know, where you filed me?
Uh, right. I knew that.
In today’s post, the role of “frantic bunny” was played by Jessica H., and the role of “sarcastic kitten” was played by Matt and Brandi.
Class, CLASS! Quiet!
We’re going to review a very important lesson, the definition of the axis of Snorgling. If you recall, this essential cuddling area was first coined in October ’07 on this very website. It goes like this;
First, Find a limp, sleeping kitteh, preferably warm to the toche.
Second, locate warm, defenseless neck area. For example:
Third, locate the “Axis of Snorgling“, an elusive concave area, created by the crook of a neck—it must be large enough for one human nose (see green circle in figure A)
Lastly, Bury nose into Axis of Snorgling, and stay there until someone tells you you’re weird and that you should act like an adult. Repeat as needed, until kitteh/boy/girlfriend runs away.
AoS samples provided by Clark and Claire T. and Kat in Vancouver. Not sure what snorgling is? Get a clue.
…A gorgeous little pup, lying around, looking completely innocents.
But then, someone asks—”Hey, what happened to our pet bird? Where’d he go?”
Jason and Shannon F. say this is all that was left…
1. “The bartender wouldn’t let me leave.”
2. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body.”
3. “Your wife didn’t have my breakfast ready on time.”
What’s YOUR excuse, Tali K.? Excuses carefully culled from Keepers of Lists.
As promised, folks who submitted featured photos will receive a free calendar.
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