Know where I can get my eyebrows done? They’re kinda patchy

I got the white dye job done perfectly, but I still need some major beauty action before New Years…

Sender Inner Timoni G., and everyone else out there, what are YOU doing for New Years!? Answer, as always, in the comments…

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Maybeh if I dream about milk rivers and catnip forests, this will GO AWAY!

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[Collective Ahnnn! sounds acros the world]

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Rule of Cuteness #41: Exposing a vulnerable area is cute

In a similar vein as Rule #2: “Look Helpless”, Rule #41 is all about exposing a VULNERABLE AREA!

If said area is SQUEEZABUHL and/or soft, then it’s all over.

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Thank you for modeling, Ben the kitteh and alert Sender-Inner Erin L.

Let’s check in on the Holidays Chez Snailio Iglesias

What up, Snailio yo!

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Good thing you’re staying warm it’s cooooold out there, Man!

How are yer holidays goin’ my Snail Bruthuh!?

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Right on. Slime you laaaater. [antenna bump]

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Rachel H., how you found this, I will never know but forever admire. Check out Resurrection Fern for many more pics…

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[Hush comes over the crowd]

Will he accomplish the Triple Sow Cow Ice Monsche?

Let’s take a look.

Exsquisite execution, Bahar Y. The Russian judge gives you a "4" though.

THIS JUST IN: Mini ham with Napoleon complex

According to The BBC News UK, Pet Shop Boss Mandy Bower says "PeeWee" the ham seemed to stop growing at three weeks old. He’s less than an inch long.

Apparently, this full grown hamster is also blessed with a full-grown Napoleon Complex. According to the article, Bower says "He’s a bit bossy with the others" and "Hamsters sleep in a big clump and he sleeps under everybody else, in the warmest spot. I’m surprised he hasn’t been squashed."

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Read more on this little Dude and his chances of making it into the Guiness Book of World Records over at BBC News UK..

SUPER ‘TOCKS ‘n’ Hocks

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Caturday morning cartoons to bring you:

The mightiest… The billowyest… The Bulbous Adventures of SUPER ‘TOCKS ‘n’ Hocks!

“Quick, Hocks! to the Hippodrome!”

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Spotted by Sender-Inner Dawn K. at the Seattle Times. P.S. get a load of this BLORPEDO!

A Christmas dream…come true?

It’s Christmas morning 2008. Grandpa is mowing through coffee cake.

You and your sister patiently wait as Dad slides two boxes towards you. WHAT COULD IT BE!!!?!?

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Simultaneously, you flip open the box lids—OMG IT’S TWO KITTEHS!!!

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Wait, you wanted the white one.

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"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!"

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Christmas Visitors (new kittens) 1, Christmas Visitors (new kittens) 2, Christmas Visitors (new kittens) 3, Christmas Visitors (new kittens) 4 [detail], by cseeman. The saga continues over at Flickr-roonie-poonie.

OMG THE AGENTS ARE AT THE DOOR!

[Lightening-fast paws shuffling through files]

Let’s see… Horse Hustles, Elephant Extortion, Pyramid Poodle Products, Snake Swindle—I’m SHREDDING THEM ALL!

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Dang, that Madoff thing runs deep, Glenna L.!

Christmas Coma

"HONK-SHUUUUUU… HONK-SHUUUUUU…"

Translation: Yes.

Jennifer L. provided us with a much-needed Christmas nap…

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