No More Scary Movies For You, Dad

"It’s the same story every time we watch a Freddy or Jason movie:  You always say ‘I’m a big boy now, I can handle it,’ and by the time the picture’s over, you end up whimpering in my bed."

But I *swear* I can hear a chainsaw in the next room!

Looks like someone could use this handy How To Survive A Slasher Movie guide, JC.

About as prosh as it GETS

Sender-Inner Katie T. writes:

"These pictures are of my adorable new rescue kitten. She doesn’t have a name yet, but I’m considering Charlotte and Eliza.

Anyway, yesterday afternoon I left her alone for the first time for about half an hour. When I came back, I found that she had tucked herself into my bed, right next to where my head belongs! I very nearly died."

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JETHUTH CHRIST, KATIE T (Say in fake Sean Connery accent)

I’m keepingk the bed warm for you

OK?

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You’re coming back, right Katie T.?

You’re know they’re done…

When their ears pop out!

Ding! [Oven timer sound]

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Sender-Inner Anastasia K. sez Pup Ruby is home with her (and her big brother Herbie!) She also sez: "There is so much corgi cute-itude in this house right now we’re all getting sick to our stomachs!" Roight!

Hopped up on boxes

It started out innocently enough…

A simple ‘kitteh curious about a box’ scenario…

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The Part-Squirrel, part Pomeranian didn’t even seem to notice at first…

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But then, the kitteh got a LITTLE TOO COMFORTABUHLS

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So much so

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IT WARRANTED AN UNPRECENDENTED COUNTER-CLOCKWISE ROTAYSHON:

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HEY-ZOOS your kitteh is a BOX FIEND Kate G.!

My dance card. Is full.

NO I CANNOT DO EVEN ONE MORE TANGO NYERHE!

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Later that night AFTER A FEW DRINKIE POOS:

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Sender-Inner Cynthia Q. of California sez: "Hello Hello!!! His name’s BoBo and we thought it’d be cute to put him in a girly bathing suit with a frilly bottom." I’ll pay for the shrink bills, Cynthia.

Aim high, Baby.

Aim High.

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There is pretty moshe nothing more that can be said except:

"Ehn!"

Ehn

I’m SURE you can come up with another caption, Megan W. I mean, WHAT IS THAT GERMAN SHEPARD THINKING!?

Snoresville, POPULATION FIVE!

FIVE KITTEHS!

REFUSE TO GET UP!

AT THIS LATE HOUR!

What a bunch of bums!

Come on! Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!!!

RISE AND SHINE!

Oh I give UP.

Great idea, Josh N.

Little ‘n’ Stubbs

PARTNERS IN CRIME!

They scream at the bad guys!

They wear calico as camouflage!

They stop for romance!

TAKE THAT BAD DUDES

The adventures will continue! At least ’til nap time!

109, 148, 150, MUAH! 170one week old, by Cabana Portraits.

The New Bird Clashes With Everything

"Mama’s little favorite, aren’t we?  I suppose you think you’re soooo much better than I am, just because you happen to match the furniture!"

Why, yes.  Yes, I am.

I think he really ties the room together, Kathy F.

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