And now, a beady-eyed bat with a binky

Will you please check out this anerable McBattersons in his nursery. Awesome. He’s all; nom, nom, nom.

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Kathy found this one in the latest edition of Bat World News, natch.

Napping on a cucumber hammock

This guy is soooooooooo dreaming about delicious salad dressingks.

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Mmmmmm, Billie C.! [cheersing you with a cup o' Ranch dressing]

Meanwhile, over on eHarmony…

Name: Mr. McSnuffles
Rap: Listen, Bebeh, [Barry White playing in background] I’m on the lookout for someone juuuuust like you. Someone to eat mah kibbles next to—and I know that kibble-eater is you, Bebeh.

Come ON, BEBEH!

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OMG, this is such an online dating profile pic too, Russell A.!

If this puppy was on Match.com, this would be his photo

His online dating blurb would totally be; "Ladies, if you’re into water sports, running on the beach, and chewing, give moi a… call [points paw in your direcshe.]

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Come on, and I WRONG, Marjorie N.? (The answer is no, BTW)

For some reason, this kitteh reminds me of Lindsay Lohan

I don’t know why, I think it’s the eyes…?

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OK, this one doesn’t look anything like Lindsay Lohan. But the kitteh is matchingks, so hadta post it.

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OMGKitty.com has many many mo’ of this sweet thang. Check it! Great submishe, Alia P.

One satisfying, purring face rub, comin’ right up

First, the purring grabs you—

Then, the STRAYCHE!

and finally, the face rub.

Good YouTube sleuthing, Stolo F. ;) Now playing on Cutecast, natch.

Son, those are some outstanding ‘tocks you got there.

Truly amazing.

THAT’S MY BOY! [subtle head butt]

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Then suddenly…

Says Sender-Inner Claire G.; "A woman stopped to visit for a minute with her two 10 week old puppies. They ran around and around and around and then suddenly this happened."

Suddenly

[Shaking head] It happens sometimes, Claire, even under the best of circumstances.

Maaaaaaaaaatcheenks!

Ooooh.

Yes, yes, I see eet.

The one on the right. With soy sauce. I’ll take it.

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Martha C., way to capture the mooooooooment! [singsong]

Abandonned bebe ducks swimmin’ in a teacup

People, The Daily Mail is reporting that an alert canoeist (is there any other kind? – Ed.) found a pair of tiny abandoned ducklings battling against waves afterbeing washed out to sea.

Now, those ducklings are being nursed back to health—IN A TEACUP OMG!

To Sender Inner David K., and photographer Richard Austin: I BOW BEFORE YE!