Welcome back to everybody’s favorite game show! This week we have a real doozie for you.

Tic-toc. Tic-toc. Buzzzzz! Time’s up.

Let’s get a hint from our WHAT! IS! THAT? guest.

“I live in the Philippines and like to be awake in the night. I love insects, but will also eat vertebrates. I have a specially adapted neck so that I can turn it about 180 degrees in each direction. I am awesome and unusual.”

If you said c. a tarsier, you were correct! Join us next time for another exiting round of WHAT! IS! THAT? This week’s program was brought to you by the Wikipeedes!


Hey uh, hi. You got any bacon?

Come on, atomicthumbs, give the dog a bone!

Dammit, People

Sender-Inner Elizabeth B. totally harshed our mellow this evening with the saddest story we’ve received in a long time. Apparentleh, puppet Bree is scheduled for euthinasia on March 9th.

Dammit People! Consider a Bree-doption!

Where’s Second Chance Photos when you need them!?

For more info, follow this link for rescue times… Or a very sad video :( Won’t someone in the Durbin, West Virginia area adopt Bree and let us know in the comments? Damn.

Learning to yellllllp

Cristal G. says “the other link I sent you is not cute, but this one IS cute!”

OK, No More For That Guy!

At parties, Malcolm was always the first one to get totally slothed.

This new bebeh sloth is the life of the party at the Sloth Sanctuary. Get your Sloth Overload on over at the new Sloth Action site by Brinke G.!

No Drinking Problems Here

Just three happy pandas with perfect bottle-gripping skills.

Happy: Characterized by or Indicative of Pleasure, Contentment, or Joy

Applause for our bringers of happiness: Stacy R., Melissa, Alana S., Annie G. and Tom F.
Definition of happy by Dictionary.com

A Proverb

A squirrel in the hand

is worth two in the bowl.

Squirrelumptious photos by Coast & Canyon Wildlife Rehabilitation and Miriam S.

Next Week, on The Guiding Leash

Candice Flargstyne’s insistence on attending Cousin Maynard’s funeral shocks her family, especially Cousin Maynard, who keeps yelling to be let out of the coffin.

Meanwhile, blackmailer Loretta Sneer threatens Griff Blanson’s meteoric rise in the Pupublican Party by claiming to have proof he was once nice to a poor person.

And in the tumultuous Baffleslacker household, Timmy and Tiffany attempt to escape their evil foster parents by shipping themselves to their mother in prison.

The Guiding Leash is a Raychael L. production.

THIS JUST IN: Baby Klopspanner… er, Kripsparkler… um, Cute Sproingy Thing

The Mesker Park Zoo in Evansville, Indiana is proud to welcome a new baby klupsprinkler… er, klipspringer. Meaning “rock jumper” in Afrikaans, the karpspanker is a relative of the antelope native to southern Africa. The new baby is one of about 30 kryptospelunkers in zoos across America.



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