Dammit, People

Sender-Inner Elizabeth B. totally harshed our mellow this evening with the saddest story we’ve received in a long time. Apparentleh, puppet Bree is scheduled for euthinasia on March 9th.

Dammit People! Consider a Bree-doption!

Where’s Second Chance Photos when you need them!?


For more info, follow this link for rescue times… Or a very sad video :( Won’t someone in the Durbin, West Virginia area adopt Bree and let us know in the comments? Damn.

Learning to yellllllp


Cristal G. says “the other link I sent you is not cute, but this one IS cute!”

OK, No More For That Guy!

At parties, Malcolm was always the first one to get totally slothed.


This new bebeh sloth is the life of the party at the Sloth Sanctuary. Get your Sloth Overload on over at the new Sloth Action site by Brinke G.!

No Drinking Problems Here

Just three happy pandas with perfect bottle-gripping skills.

Happy: Characterized by or Indicative of Pleasure, Contentment, or Joy






Applause for our bringers of happiness: Stacy R., Melissa, Alana S., Annie G. and Tom F.
Definition of happy by Dictionary.com

A Proverb

A squirrel in the hand


is worth two in the bowl.


Squirrelumptious photos by Coast & Canyon Wildlife Rehabilitation and Miriam S.

Next Week, on The Guiding Leash

Candice Flargstyne’s insistence on attending Cousin Maynard’s funeral shocks her family, especially Cousin Maynard, who keeps yelling to be let out of the coffin.

Meanwhile, blackmailer Loretta Sneer threatens Griff Blanson’s meteoric rise in the Pupublican Party by claiming to have proof he was once nice to a poor person.

And in the tumultuous Baffleslacker household, Timmy and Tiffany attempt to escape their evil foster parents by shipping themselves to their mother in prison.


The Guiding Leash is a Raychael L. production.

THIS JUST IN: Baby Klopspanner… er, Kripsparkler… um, Cute Sproingy Thing

The Mesker Park Zoo in Evansville, Indiana is proud to welcome a new baby klupsprinkler… er, klipspringer. Meaning “rock jumper” in Afrikaans, the karpspanker is a relative of the antelope native to southern Africa. The new baby is one of about 30 kryptospelunkers in zoos across America.


ACTIVATE THE GRIN-HANCE 5200!

Worst. Salon. Ever.

It is a sad state of affairs when you can’t get a quality salon experience. Here are a few places to avoid:

Sally’s Home Salon and Spa

PJ’s Hair Market

Hair’s Johnny!

Georgia’s Old Timey Salon Emporium

Hairturn

Kim’s Hair I Go

Last Chance Stlye

Jim’s Wash Rinse Repeat

Clip and Snip

The happy ending is that all parties are okay and found new stylists. We’d like to thank the following for their salon busting (in order of appearance): Heidi H., Leila, teddibearpicnick, Callie F., Mike H., Suzanne G., Chris, and Christina V.

Daring Duo

We dare you.

We double dare you.

We double dog dare you.

We double black dog dare you.

We double black dog’s buddy dare you!


And 5 years later they’re still at it according to Heather N. Photos via Art Jonak and DogsTrust

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