That is such a good one.
Excellent find, YankeeBird
This just in, Maria Sharapova’s dog’s ball has been stolen.
Allegedly, cunning mini thief "Sniffles" (pictured below) is to blame. According to our sources, the trouble began when Alla Kudryavtseva shocked Wimbledon audiences by beating Sharapova. It was then that Sniffles blatantly stole (and ravenously chewed on) the winning tennis ball from the Sharapova/Kudryavtseva upset match.
Sharapova’s pup "Dolce" could not be reached for comment.
Double fault, Jennifer L.!
According to BBC, Behbeh cubbersons "Zara" was born to a young and inexperienced Ma who wasn’t sure how to take care of her. At under three pounds, this cub woulda died if it weren’t a certain Linton Zoo Director. Eventually, this cub will be set loose in Uganda, but in the meantime, "Arnie" the cat is getting his snorgle on.
Mer…ALGH, Stephanie N.!
Who’s pretty!? Who? Who? WHO!?
You are! you are!!! Flap flap flap
Johanna S., YOU’RE the fairest of them all.
Oh no. No you don—
Hmmm, OK, that’s kinda nice.
Be careful Stevi E., Boba can look two directions at once, making escape IMPOSSIBUHLS!
My name is—well, I’m Betty.
and… I—I have a bit of a problem that landed me in the "time out" corner.
You see, I strongly believe that bed linen wrinkles are OUT TO GET US ALL and must be attacked. I didn’t MEAN to tear your duvet to shreds, but it’s for your own safety. [Closes eyes and sighs loudly]
Vicky, stay safe! [head tilt]
Imperial Beach was once again home to the Loews Coronado Bay Resort Surf Dog Competition, where pups surfed to wild applause… Some photos from the past couple of years competishe:
"So I’m making my usual rounds of the Dumpsters out back of Denny’s, when I see this sign that says ‘tryouts for Lucha Libre’." And right away I’m thinking, "Free milk?! Well, sign me up!
"Turns out my high-school Spanish was a little rusty, because now I’m bouncing all over frickin’ Mexico in a tour bus with no A/C, my stupid mask itches and these tights keep riding up, and five nights a week, some sweaty gorilla who calls himself El Máximo gets to twist me into balloon animals.
"But the chicks dig the cape. So there’s that."
¡Ay, caramba, Lauren M!
May it fowwow you… fowevvah…
OOOOO? <–head just tilted
Thanks to the giggular Heather G.