The Ice Cream Was Just Swine!

The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!

Carrie T. found this delectable dish.

Whoa, I Need an Energy Drink

I can feel those mid-afternoon sleepies creepin’ up on me… (and I think I’m getting vertigo from having my head on such a long neck!)

Were you saying something, Lorraine C.? Must’ve dozed off there.

Today On As The Squirrel Turns

Jeffrey says goodbye to Zelda.

Jeffrey: Darling, come with me. We’ll go away together and never come back. I don’t care rhat you’re pregnant with an alien’s baby. I love you. And, it’s been a whole month since you slept with my best friend and you’ve fully recovered from your paralysis after the water skiing accident. There’s nothing holding us back, my love.

Zelda: Oh Jeffrey. I’ve changed…my clothes. I can’t go away with you now, I just washed my hair. Besides, I don’t love you anymore, Jeffrey. {Music swells, DUN-DUN-DUN!}

Jeffrey: Don’t say that! We’ve been through too much and tried so hard. Look at me! With both your eyes! {Pause} Oh, I see. You don’t love me anymore. Very well. Just one last kiss and then I’ll be out of your life.

Zelda: Sure, but on the cheek, okay? {Smooch sound}

Jeffrey: Goodbye, Zelda. Goodbye forever!

Where will Jeffrey go? When will Zelda have her baby? Will her hair ever dry? Answers to these and other questions tomorrow on As The Squirrel Turns.

Pixdaus strikes again!

The Swimshell Edition

Here’s Swedish supermodel Molly Oosk, sensually rinsing off after a slow-motion romp on the beach in this daring one-piece shell by Not-So-Speedo.


closer…a little closer. That’s it. The camera loves you baby. Now, look disinterested. Yes! Now, sleepy. Perfect!

Every picture needs a kitten in it, Pixdaus.

Every Book Club, She Gets Like This

“… So I just finished Fifty Shades of Grey, and (mmn, this Merlot is heavenly!) and my husband Wendell (sluurrrrp!) is in for a few surprises in bed tonight (just a little more, honey, top me off), if you know what I meanbrbbllbrbllblrblll…



This is all the backstory we have on this one, courtesy Reddit user dmonnens: “After a mother chimpanzee who lived in a zoo died, one of the zoo’s employees took the baby chimp home to care for it. It never crossed his mind that his dog, who had recently given birth, would adopt the chimp and raise it with her pups.”

More cuteness here.

Not in Front of My Friends, OK?

Teenage boys need to be hugged.

Even if you have to pin them down to do it.

Brinke G., we love the look of “sort-of-disapproval-but-really-not.”

Yorkies Are Big This Season

“Gladys, I simply cannot wait to show you the divine hat I picked up at Nordstrom’s! It was just sitting there by the register and I had to have it!”

From shopaholic Carrie Tate via Pinterest.

What If This Guy Was The 5 PM News Anchor?

Well, hi there, everybody! I’m Totally Cute and thanks so much for joining me tonight. There is some pretty bad news out there. (Pause) But I’m not gonna tell you about it because that would be sad. So, here’s the good news:

Gladys Penington from Burlington, North Carolina found her purse! She lost it in Simon’s Pharmacy, but was returned by a fellow patron with all of her belongings in tact.

Jonathon Tabby rescued and adopted four adorable kittens in Las Vegas, Nevada. Jonathon and his new found family are very happy and extremely playful.

And Finally, Asher, the 14 year old standard poodle, learned a new trick! Proving that age has nothing to do with your ability to learn and grow.

We’ll be right back after this short nap sponsored by Worthstar, so stay tuned for more uplifting news.


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