Why We Love Cute Animals Online

THIS JUST IN! [waving Press hat] CNN special correspondent Damon Brown has included Cute Overload in his chronicle of why every generation needs some cute.

In short? Kittens are a refuge from “terrorism, Afghanistan and the Gulf oil spill.” Roger that.

Barbecue’n Some Dogs: It’s What Our Forefathers Would Do

Griller’s Little Helper hopes everyone makes the distinction between dogs and wishes everyone a safe and happy 4th of July…

The name Elizabeth Pretzel is hilarious, Anna H. Photo by Ted Horowitz

My Eyes are up here, Pal

They  may be awkward, wide-set puggular eyes, but they’re UP HERE! [Plink Plink]

We don’t have enough pics like these to make a Pugs ‘n’ Racks category YET, Becky N.

Do You Have This in My Size?

I do like the colors, they’re fierce, but it’s a teensy bit on the big side. Let me give you a visual: Imagine stuffing a grapefruit into a change purse. Pretty much that.

That little pup will grow into it soon enough, Catie O.

Sounds Like a Page-Turner to Us

Behold, the 2010 winning entry in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, given each year to the worst opening sentence:

For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity’s affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss — a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity’s mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world’s thirstiest gerbil.

Photo credit goes to arathrael!

Nice pouch-stuffing, Mom

Geeshe Mom. A little help here? [koala eye roll]

Photo by Paula K. The K stands for Koala.

Say, Clark…? You didn’t by chance just use some Krazy Glue, did you?

Let me get this straight: So instead of going on my long-awaited, very important third date with Yasmine, I’m now attached to your wrist like I’m some kind of freaking bangle charm?? Dammit, Clark!

Opposite of yak attack, Eric K.

Voice-activated Corgi

SUPER LULZ on this one, and maybe because I’m a sucker for voices, but this is great, a Corgi that only responds to certain voices…

Submitted by Sir Paul McCartney (AKA Claire Z.)

Let’s play Box, Paper, Maru

Box:

Paper:

Maru:

You win, KP in SF!

“Carrots in Love”

(Sung to the tune of “Lawyers in Love”)

I can’t keep up with what’s been going on
I think my heart must just be slowing down
Among the aubergines, the cukes and lima beans
Am I the only one who hears the screams
And the strangled cries of carrots in love

Carrot-raiser-uppered, picture-takered, sender-innered and song-parody-written-downered by C.O.-staff-job-easier-maker Wendy M.!

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