Next week, on The Guiding Leash…

Jameson confesses his true love to Giselle, but refuses to seek a divorce from Jacki, who is undergoing delicate brain surgery by the brilliant but unpredictable Dr. Hugo Hankershlaffer.  Meanwhile, Steve and Randolph must explain to Violet, Steve’s fiancée, how the two of them came to be arrested by park rangers while wearing only fishnet stockings and scuba gear.

And in the tranquil Schlongermann household, Clarence begins to suspect that young Clarence Jr. might not be his…

What tipped you off, Sherlock?

Pass the bon-bons, Lucy L!

Thanks for the add!

Name: Bambi
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Kaká, originally uploaded by Fernanda Sebbs.

Confirmed Friend of
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Mood: Fashionable


Kaká, originally uploaded by Fernanda Sebbs.

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Kaká, originally uploaded by Fernanda Sebbs.

Just left post on: LOLPupz
Marketplace Search: Barettes
Friends: "Nubbles"


Kaká, originally uploaded by Fernanda Sebbs.

Lori W., I shall write on your Fun Wall, a large thank you for finding this barf-a-licious puppeh.

Miracles of Science!

OSLO — Scientists at the Grubermann Institute for Hypnosis have announced that they have successfully hypnotized a subject into believing that he is a bowling pin. "The hard part," notes lead researcher Pyetr Van Fnyrrd, "was getting him to wobble realistically before falling over." The team hopes to apply concepts learned to its next project: Hypnotizing a family of four into thinking it is a set of steel-belted radial tires.

Oh, please be a gutterball, PLEASE be a gutterball...

Better keep him away from hedgehogs, Johanna S.

“Nubbles”

Today’s Daily Mail has an article about a puppy who was born with only hertwo hind legs and nubs for front legs. A prosthesis was made for her, using model airplanewheels and shoulder joints, natch.

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The puppeh’s name is: "Hope", though I think "Nubbles" is far more apropos, Non?

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Check out this one-ear-up/revving engine action

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You deliver the redonkitude, Lisa M.!

Sweet No-tingks [ORLY]

Bebeh, I lof you.

No, Bebeh, I lof you more.

No, I LOF YOU MORE

[crazy ball of feathers ensues]

Whisperingks

Exquisite eye capsule action, Jo-Anne F. who found these Little Owls at Hellio.

A Tribute to Chmurka

One of our very favorite hams has passed away today. The beloved Chmurka. Let’s all grab paws, stuff our cheeks to the HILT and thank the Lo’ we got a chance to know the little fluffball. [Bagpipe music starts blaring]


Chmurka the Hamster Egg!, originally uploaded by pyza*.

Aesop on an off-night

This is the story of the dog and the, oh, I dunno, how about a hedgehog?  Sure, why not?  Okay, so the dog, who was a prideful, covetous thing, was carrying his bone when he came across the crafty hedgehog. "My bone is so much bigger and juicier than yours," boasted the hedgehog. "Then I will take it from you," said the dog.

And so the dog chased away the hedgehog and took his bone. But that’s just what the wily hedgehog wanted him to do, for he knew that the dog’s bone was much bigger.  Quick as a wink, he grabbed the dog’s bone, but it was too heavy and he couldn’t lift it.

"You tricked me!" said the dog. "Just for that, I’m taking BOTH bones!"  But try as he might, the dog could not fit both bones into his mouth.  So he just took his original bone and went away.

Moral of the story:  Beats me.  I’ll be at the pub.

Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning fable all the way through

Sometimes the magic happens, Letty F., and sometimes it don’t.

I just watched 8 hours of ferret cam to get these pics

We all know that ferrets are just kneesocks with eyes. So when this little mini endangered black-footed sock was born over at the National Zoo, of course they had to create a Ferret Cam for all of us to enjoy. I think he looks more worm-like than sock-like. You?

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Can you see his little sock-face under her right paw?

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And now, the baby face right next to his Momma’s (he doesn’t have dark markings yet)

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Now, all noodle-like, flopping around

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Kinda mini-polar-bear-ish here:

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Way to un-endanger-em, Sender-Inner Tara W. and the National Zoo’s Conservation and Research Center!

Let’s check in on the Daily Coyote!

The Daily Coyote is all about the adventures of Shreve Stockton and her animals in Wyoming.

Apparently, there is a NEW puppeh in town, Chloe. She’s seen here curling up with Eli (tomcat) and Charlie (rescued KYE-yoat). Apparently, Eli still runs the roost. Good kitteh.

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A beellion more photos and the full story available at Daily Coyote. Thanks for the update, Emily B.

I’ll have what she’s having

The perfect Sunday brunch! Strawberries, fruit cup, and fresh kitteh.

Bon Cat-pétit!

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Nom nom nom

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No, THANK YOU, Sender-Inner Ramona G. and Original poster Carnage Knockout! [Many more prosh photos/scenes there]