I’m Never Gonna Let You Go! [Sing in Sloth Voice]

I’m gonna hold you in my arms foreverrrrrrrrrrr [yawn]
Gonna try and make up for the times [Oh boy I’m tie-tie]
I hurt you sooooooooooo [falls asleep]

Romantic sloth times courtesy of Laura S. Sergio Mendes genius lyrics via Songlyrics.com.

Gittin’ Jiggy Wit It

Elebenty billion piece puzzle. You like it? I made it myself! And the pieces fit snuggly, (’cause bun’s all about snuggly.)

Puzzles do have many bunny-fits,  jpockele .

The Whole Jungle is Like Spinning, Man

Shades of our breakdancing gorilla: This little orphan chimp at a rescue center in Cameroon loves to spin around until he’s so dizzy he bumps into the camera.

What Kind of Dog Are You?

Have you ever wondered what breed of dog you would be? Wonder no more! Find your inner dog and get your bark on in the comments! Think of the pawsibilities!

Which one is Mark and which one is Fizz, Susan C. from bonny Scotland?

Don’t Forget Your 5-a-Day

Mmmmm, fresh-picked kitten peach. (sniiiff) Smells so good. We should make a pie…

A kitten a day, especially Tuesday, keeps the doctor away, Anna H. (Anna’s kitten is named Tuesday.)

Paging Kate Spade, I got your Holiday ad campaign RIGHT HERE

WE’LL SELL MEEEEELLLLIONS [tiny paw next to mouf]

Meredith C. would like to be paid in full carrots.

Bunny Money

I don’t have any money, but I DO HAVE BUNS. Will you take these?

Question for you in the comments. What would you trade these buns for? Photo by bun-rehabber Audreyjm529.

Can Your Calendar Pass the Puppy Test?

Year after year, puppy owners suffer the embarrassment of bringing home… an unacceptable calendar. Yes, that all-important, once-a-year purchase can easily be spoiled when a family pet disapproves.

Don’t let this happen to you! Order the 2012 Cute Overload page-a-day or wall calendar today, and treat your pet to 366 days of perfectly prosh pictures, plus corny jokes (which they can’t read anyway, making it even more enjoyable)!

Please Exit in an Disorderly Fashion

It’s OK children, Mr. Fancy’s style has so much flare, he set off the fire alarm again. [Kids all cheer, yay!]

Smokin’ plume-age, jpockele.

How Do They Sleep on These Things?

This isn’t a bed, it’s a carnival game! Give me a nice tree branch any day!


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