Wait—sunbeam AND a box? HEAVEN!!! [singsong]

It just doesn’t get ANY better than BOTH a sunbeam and a box. Wait, if the dog was serving him Pounce treats on a tray, that might be better. Or milk droplets via hamster bottle, or scheduled ear scratchingks every 15 minutes? THAT might be better too.

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James F. I won’t report you to boxhab authoritays this time.

I’m…. co-o-o-o-o-ld!

A reader writes: "I almost fainted when I saw this handful of preciousness.  He was dropped off in an empty box without food or water at the door of the rescue where I volunteer.  He was so cold when we brought him inside, he now just burrows into any warm thing he gets near.  Like armpits, cupped hands, jacket pockets, belly pouches…"

Bunfull

Outlook

Bunday submishe from the fabu Johanna S. who volunteers at Sante D’Or.

Hey, Baby, You Like Fast Cars?

"… I thought we might drive up the coast highway, have some Kibble Parmesan at this little Italian place I know, then walk on the beach and watch the sun come up …"

We just need to stop at the store for fresh batteries first.

Sounds too good to be true, Cora N.

Have You Been Good This Year?

"Hyup hyup, I been a good dog all year, sure have, hyup hyup!  I didn’t chase cars, or dig in the garden, or send Nigerian scam e-mails or nothin’!"

See, this is why we can't have nice things.

"And I especially didn’t tear open the Mark Cross titanium fountain pen set with the pearl inlay that was wrapped in the pretty red paper with the little cherubs on it and smear the ink all over the Persian rug, nope, didn’t do it, never saw it, nope nope."

Ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght ...

I think we can forgo the lie detector test, Wendy F.

Baby turtle practices “release wave”

Before his release into the wild, this behbeh tur-tur shows us his "later beeyatches!" flipper wave.

Nicely done, Mr. Tur-Tur. See you back on the beach when you weigh 800 pounds.

Late! [Followed by 45 minutes of 'ehn' sounds crawling towards water]


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and turtletrip-2 by smallflightlessbird sent in by Bobbular A.

You can still order for Christmas delivery!

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Attack of the Christmas Lights II: Twinkle’s Revenge

Just when you thought it was safe to go under the tree … it’s BA-A-A-A-A -a-a-a-a-ck …

This time, it's ELECTRICAL!

Tormenting terrified tabbies trapped in its tenacious twisted tangle of twinkling TERROR!

Jeez, was there a sale on words starting with 'T' or something?

Thanks, Meghan M.!  One more set and we can start a new category!

I shall keel you. WITH SNEEZES!

1. Winston and Rudy are snuggular
2. Rudy pushes things TOO FAR
3. SNEEZE ATTACK!!!!

We’re always glad to see guest-blogger Winston get a chance to address his audience, Rich.

Friday Staff Meeting

… and our final action item for today, in regards to re-purposing the deliverables for the Q1 global co-localization initiative going forward …

… we’re experiencing push-back over negative asset retention metrics, vis-a-vis our mission-critical relationship management wombat …

… at the end of the day, to synergize a best-of-breed flapdoodle customer-oriented splinky narfle paradigm wumpus noodle fleeple spork …

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And now, Puppehs unwrapping Christmas Prezzles

There is pretty moshe only one feeling that can accompany this video, and that is pure joy, People! Check it!

Am I right, Stephen V.?

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