The Something in the Something

To:     Meg
From: NTMTOM
Re:     Kitten Photos

Thank you so much for sharing the adorable photos of the kitten reclining in the baseball cap.  I quite concur, they are among the most charming I’ve ever seen, and I shall endeavor to post them as soon as possible.  But unfortunately, at the moment — and I find this a trifle embarrassing to admit — I seem to have the most damnable case of writer’s block.  Surely, I reason, there must be a pithy way to summarize this scene in my inimitable fashion — "The Feline in the Headgear," perhaps, or "The Calico in the Cap" — but alas, the harder I search for it, the more it eludes me.

Sheesh, is this idiot for real?

But nonetheless, I am undaunted. Perseverance is my life’s blood, and excelsior my motto.  If it takes me all evening, I shall craft a missive possessing of that elusive spark of wit your readers have come to expect.

Yeah, you do that, Shakespeare.

Thank you for playing Stump the Writer, Amy Lee B.

[How about "The Tom in the Toque?" - Ed.]

Mrs. Gunderson Pauses to Reflect

"Oh, sure — he just wanted to show me his etchings, he said.  It would only take a few minutes, he said.  *sigh…*  I was happy once; I had a career, I had my figure, I went to parties every night.  And now look at me."

At least the 'only a few minutes' part was honest, grr...

What can I say, Jill?   We men are all alike.

Insane in the mem!

Um.

This is both heartwarming AND hilarious at the same time. Are these crazy Peruvians for reals? Please get a load of this Sea Lion Rehabilitayshe Action. Meanwhile, I’ll be bellowing crazy sea lion sounds to whomever will listennnnBAROOOOGAH!

Please go up to your officemate and bellow in his ear, Adrian W. Please. Then send us a video of it.

Mews + Stubbularness = <3

What am I, a 12-year-old girl with that kind of blog post title!?!? WAIT Don’t answer that!!!

P to the U to the R to the R, Sparky B. >^.•.^< OMG, Pon1es!

At the Tuscadero State Asylum for Supervillains

"Exxxxxxxx-cellent!  My hypno-mind-control ray is almost complete.  The fools at the science academy, they all said that I was mad — MAD, I tell you!  But soon they ALL will bow down before me!  MWAH-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!"

... and we can start with that orderly who keeps short-sheeting my bed.

Might want to up the dosage a little, Tiffany G.

Biscuits will be a-ready soon!

Just gotta knead the dough a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle more.

This is my a-faaaaaaavorite recipe.

Bill S., just like a-Grandma used to make!

It’s the Insanely Happy Dog Show!

Who’ll always smile and never frown?
It’s Insanely Happy Dog!
Who turns those sad days upside-down?
It’s Insanely Happy Dog!

Who’s a friend to every boy, girl and cat,
And no, his face didn’t get stuck like that,
He’s just happy to see you, so come on, let’s go,
It’s the Insaaaaaane-leeeeee
Haaaaa-peeeee Doooooooooooog
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!

pyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHappyHap

The Insanely Happy Dog Show is a Tiffany G. Production.

Which Chow Chow should Martha pick?

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING and give us your IMPORTANT OPINION!

Martha Stewart (yes, that Martha Stewart) is looking for a new Chow Chow puppeh, and cannot decide which of the following pups to pick. Her dear pup "Paw Paw" passed away in April. Get your hanky ready for this sweet blog post on Paw Paw. All three of the pups below are grand-pups of Paw Paw.

Her new puppular choices are: 1 (on left) 2 (on top of one and three) 3 (on right). Here they are at 1 week old:

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SHE ONLY HAS TWO WEEKS TO FIGURE THIS OUT! (before the puppies are weaned) And it’s lollipop cupcake season so there isn’t a moment to lose!

Three boys all in a row

We’re kinda partial to the smallest one on the left. They all have excellent stubbularness, tho. You know what to do; help Martha and vote vote vote like a bebeh stoat!

 

It’s a good thing, Susan H.!

Goodnight sweet pups, well it’s time to goooo

Der der der der DER

Good night, sweet pups, good niiight!

Bowser_sha_na_na

Get to bed, Mike B.!

C.O. Extreme Close-up!

They say that dachshunds are the most aggressive breed, and we think that’s what this is, although it could be an elk, a bear, a small asteroid, New Jersey — honestly, we’re not sure.

It's like, how much more black could this be?

And for those moments when the C.O. Extreme Close-up isn’t enough, it’s time to break out the …

And the answer is: None. None more black.

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C.O. Extremely Extreme Close-up of Extremeness!
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That nose goes to eleven, Jenn.