THIS JUST IN: Kute Klinging Koala

This is the story of a koala so adorable, he could only be called Crescent Head Jimmy. Orphaned in 2009 and weighing less than two pounds, Jimmy was rescued by Koala Hospital Port Macquarie, who raised him and returned him to the wild. Years later, a collection of his photos became a Internet sensation.

More kuddly koala kuteness on Australia’s Facebook page.

Harold Prepares for Damage Control

(All right, keep it together… Don’t look flustered, that’s the important thing… Now, I’ll need a cover story… Something ran under the slide and I dove for it, yeah, that’ll work… So, a squirrel, maybe? No, too simple… Bigfoot? Wait, that’s silly, he’d never fit down there… A leprechaun? Think, Harold, think!)


Friday Haiku: Quantum Leap

Your haiku subject:

Spring lamb in more ways than one

Hop to it, poets



I think Maru is a box man, Carrie T.

The Eternal Struggle of Beagle vs. Lemon

In the harsh, unforgiving realm of Nature’s backyard cookout, defensive techniques help small prey squeeze out of danger. In this video, a lemon has fallen under attack by that most fearsome of predators, the beagle. Instinctively, the wily lemon assumes a submissive posture and secretes a powerful substance that causes temporary insanity. Again and again, the beagle strikes, but in the end retreats outside to scrounge half-eaten hamburgers, leaving the lemon free to return to its natural habitat, the iced tea pitcher.

The Ice Cream Was Just Swine!

The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!

Carrie T. found this delectable dish.

Whoa, I Need an Energy Drink

I can feel those mid-afternoon sleepies creepin’ up on me… (and I think I’m getting vertigo from having my head on such a long neck!)

Were you saying something, Lorraine C.? Must’ve dozed off there.

Today On As The Squirrel Turns

Jeffrey says goodbye to Zelda.

Jeffrey: Darling, come with me. We’ll go away together and never come back. I don’t care rhat you’re pregnant with an alien’s baby. I love you. And, it’s been a whole month since you slept with my best friend and you’ve fully recovered from your paralysis after the water skiing accident. There’s nothing holding us back, my love.

Zelda: Oh Jeffrey. I’ve changed…my clothes. I can’t go away with you now, I just washed my hair. Besides, I don’t love you anymore, Jeffrey. {Music swells, DUN-DUN-DUN!}

Jeffrey: Don’t say that! We’ve been through too much and tried so hard. Look at me! With both your eyes! {Pause} Oh, I see. You don’t love me anymore. Very well. Just one last kiss and then I’ll be out of your life.

Zelda: Sure, but on the cheek, okay? {Smooch sound}

Jeffrey: Goodbye, Zelda. Goodbye forever!

Where will Jeffrey go? When will Zelda have her baby? Will her hair ever dry? Answers to these and other questions tomorrow on As The Squirrel Turns.

Pixdaus strikes again!

The Swimshell Edition

Here’s Swedish supermodel Molly Oosk, sensually rinsing off after a slow-motion romp on the beach in this daring one-piece shell by Not-So-Speedo.


closer…a little closer. That’s it. The camera loves you baby. Now, look disinterested. Yes! Now, sleepy. Perfect!

Every picture needs a kitten in it, Pixdaus.


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