Things to do on St. Patrick’s Day

1. Wear something green.

2. Have a few beers.

And if you can manage both at the same time, you are officially awesome.

hilarious face by i eated a cookie

An Irish Setter is Probably Gonna Throw a Beer On Them…

OMG, Mitzy. Can you, like, believe these seats Daddy scored?

This is going to be the best St. Patrick’s Day Parade ever! Now, when do you think we’ll see Bono, and The Edge, and Collin Farrell…?

They miss the point a lot, don’t they, Ryan McC.

Top o’ the Mornin’ to Ya!

In anticipation of St. Patrick’s Day, poor Maggedy O’Brien had a few too many the night before. Obviously it’s time for a little hair of the dog to make it ’til the Guinness lunch at noon.

You know she’s in a leprechaun suit under there, right, Tracie G.?


According to this report, “This picture was taken just before Hoverball Cat took off at supersonic speed. It sounded like a whistle and a scream and the ground caught fire.”

big orange hovercat

Via Mr. Andersen at Implodr

Time to pet your screen!

Take a moment from writing TPS reports to check out this kitten morsel—so soft and delectabuhls! You may now pet your screen. GENTLEH!

Hitomi Y. took time out from making luxury pet beds to send this in.

Talk About a Short-Sighted Plan

Statuesque Imbecile, you’ll never believe the news! I’m going to an open call audition for Bob’s Big Boy newest mascot! Can you think of anyone more suited for the part???

Maybe Bob’s Big Boy is going with hip irony, Kaitlyn K.? Be sure to check out more photos at Kleiber’s Kanines.

I’ll Meet You During Intermission, Hydrant

I see you in the distance, Favorite Red Hydrant, and I’ll be with you just as soon as this yahoo behind me is done with her ridiculously embarrassing routine of – oh God, here we go, she’s cueing “Circle of Life” and calling me Simba…

Please tell us you also have a pet warthog and meerkat, Kyle M. Photo by K.D. Morse

And now, Garden Gab with Gertie Glotz

Greetings, green-thumbers! Last week, we learned how to dislodge a cactus from your backside, but this week it’s time to welcome the first blooms of spring!

When transplanting, be careful to (Psst! We’re taping a show here)… Soil should contain generous amounts of (If you’re hungry, there’s a buffet at the crafts table)… Water thoroughly, taking care to (Look, I’m not telling you again!)… Finally, using a trowel… (Call security!)

Brooke B. says: “So here I was, snapping some pics of the first flowers of spring, and what do I see? Trouble! That’s our cat, Honey, trying to nom on my flowers!”

Interuppta my nap, I breaka your face

Listen man, I ain’t no slow loris, so don’t do anything you’ll regret; I don’t wanna have to introduce your face to my pink pads.

Do it, Jenn C. And send video.

The Bachelor’s Nose Ceremony

Chip was no lothario, and he was a genuine fluffball of nerves when it came to professing his feelings to the feline; so he decided to take a Happy Pill to try and relax. In hindsight, he should’ve only taken half.

“Hello, my furry light bulb! So shiny! Would you like a Mentos? They are LOVE flavored! I’ll give you ALL my love Mentos, because I love you, unicorn! I had me at hello!”

Cute – but weird – couple, Alexander G.


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