Dutch House Cat Adopts Red Panda

Will you please check out this anerable baby red panda action.

Hopefully, he’ll graduate to bamboo leaves stat.

This is not a Health Care Town Hall!

OK People, OK!

I think 3 out of 5000 commenters like the kitteh blender photo, but to the rest of you, we promise no electrical kitchen appliances and kitteh photos EVER AGAIN! Moving forward, blenders are for margaritas ONLY.

Sorry

Apology photo provided by Matt R. (for a completely different reason, but was appropriate for this post)

A Vacation Horror Story

It was the worst Mardi Gras of Estelle’s life.

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For starters, she and her girlfriends hardly got any beads at all.

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And then the hotel overbooked and they had to huddle together outside.

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And worst of all, this place didn’t look anything like New Orleans.

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Photos by Ryan M., who isn’t quite sure how the kitties got those pearls.

Hung out to dry

If you drape buns over the rack like this;

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They’ll stay fluffy.

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Vivian F., don’t use too much bleach.

No, You Really Didn’t See This Picture

This page never happened.  You didn’t see anything.  We were never here.

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(OK, before you flip out, note that the cat goes all the way to the bottom of the pitcher, which means that the blade unit is not installed.)

Oh, Red-and-White Stripey Object…

…thank you for being my soulmate. Before you entered my life, I’d tried them all: Round jingling thing that hides under the sofa, pink squeaking porcine animal replica, black clacking object that joins papers at one corner (actually, you really want to keep your tongue away from those things)…

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But they just don’t understand me the way you do, my diagonally alternating friend.  And that’s why this time it’s — dare I say it? — really love.  I love you more than any cat’s ever loved a hastily-manufactured red-and-white stripey cloth bag.

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That’s some serious sandpaper on that tongue, Nancy H.

Attention Marusketeers

M-A-R-U! Put your Maru hats on! Gather around. It’s Maru spending 30 seconds on his box habit!


Jorden C., I can’t believe I watched that…

Puppies dressed as kittens on Conan

Just when you think you can’t love Conan ANY MORE THAN YOU ALREADY DO:

Tonight_Show_video_linkVia Sparkaru!

Your Guide to Evil Marketing

Lesson Twelve: When confronted with a truly challenging sales assignment, such as a Ponzi scheme, or cans of chemical-laced swill, the savvy marketer will reach for his secret weapon: The cute puppy.

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Simply by placing a cute puppy in your advertisement, you will reduce the brains of your readers to a quivering puddle of Tapioca, rendering them helpless to your diabolical suggestions.

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Musssssst … haaaave … Pepsi, … Amber S.

That’s 112 in dog years

16-year-old ‘Tyke’ was surrendered to a rescue for a second (and hopefully last!) time. Adopter Susan G. snagged his hiney right quick saying: “I am so lucky to have gotten him. You would never know he is such an old man.”

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BONUS: TriTongueHance!

three_big_tonguesOle Man photos by Megan G.

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