It’s Time for Cat Massage!*

Are the stresses and strains of doing… uh, whatever it is a cat does all day making you tense? Then take a just-for-you break at Shinto Sam’s House of Cat Massage! Unwind, as our patient pups ply you with pleasingly pulverizing paws and kronche those stiff ears until they’re “kitten soft.”

* This headline should bring back unpleasant memories for long-time readers.

Stay Together, You Kids!

Don’t go crawling off in every direction! Phoebe, don’t lick that, it might be salty! Hannah, stop sliming your sister, I’ve got my eye on you! And I’ve got my other eye on you, Margot — get back up here this instant! (OK, not exactly instant, but soon.)


Karen H. says: “Found these teeny munching ponies in a dalia plant in the garden. Some are so small they are translucent!”

Obscurities of Japanese Horror Cinema

With the box-office success of Gojira (aka Godzilla) in 1954, the monster-movie craze was on, as studios rushed similar stories into production, often with improvised special effects. Perhaps the most comical of these was Hara Koneko (1957), which called for the title character to rampage through an elaborate miniature set, but who instead preferred to sit around swatting at trains.


Maggie C. writes: “This is my cat, O’Malley. He is almost 10, and weighs a wopping 18.5 pounds! He really did not like when we played with our Lego train set. He has a really big heart, and a even bigger attitude (he yells at us when he is hungry).”

Well, There’s Your Problem…

… your throttle’s jamming, and that’s gumming up your fuel mixture. If I were you, I’d just replace that grass with ground cover, clover maybe. Never needs mowing.


Mary Ann asks: “Who says girls aren’t mechanically inclined? Or reclined? And only 4 months old!”

This Music Smells Funny

Great job on your awesome costume!
Toot, toot, doo-doo, doo-doo.
Oh good boy! Sound effects too!
No, I need to go!


How to turn an iPod into an iPood, biffco.

The Most Heartwarming Thing You’ll See All Day.


Susy P., I love those Go Pro cameras—excellent for cuteporting.

Pillow ‘Tock

I am reminded of a song…
“Send me the pillow that you dream on.
Don’t you know that I still care for you?
Send me the pillow that you dream on,
So darling, I can dream on it, too.”

Sweet dreams to Google the chihuahua, Shane L.

Got Crumbs?

I happen to like my crumbs distributed evenly around my chin, because I believe in a well balanced diet.

Beaker the hamster asks, leftovers? What are leftovers, Pattie F.?

Now That’s a Determined Nuzzler

When this alpaca wants to get up close and personal, nothing will dissuade her — not even an extreme height difference (or an extremely indifferent kitten).

Duck Season! Wabbit Season!

Hmm, this looks ‘shopped. I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing some chemically-induced duckbunnies in my time.


Photo by deniedart.

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