As you know, I get paid to be suspicious when I’ve got nothing to be suspicious about. So tell me: Is this sweater here made of angora, Mitch?
The Firm is cracking down, Jodi M.
Wow, the 4-H Program on this Campus Must Really Be Hardcore
July 23, 2010 by
Says CurlygirlKathy: “I was walking through town in Northampton, MA and came across this sight. Only in a crazy town like Northampton would there be a place to park your cow while you go shopping!”
This Little Piggy Wants His Agent
July 23, 2010 by
He certainly lived up to his temperamental reputation; as soon as those galoshes went on, Salami Von Cured Snout wasn’t havin’ any of the wee or the all the way home.
He reminds me of a grumpy Mary Tyler Moore, Josh N.
So…Tie-tie…
July 22, 2010 by
THINGS THAT ARE FALLING ASLEEP:
Via My second favorite website in the whole world, DListed.
The Hangover 2: Hammy Boogaloo
July 22, 2010 by
Sure, some fans may be upset, but it was a casting choice, you know? Besides, most people won’t even realize – I mean, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that Zach Galifianakis looks exactly like me!
And you thought Tyson’s tiger was a scene stealer, Lottie P.
But I Don’t Want to Go in the Dollhouse, Mommy
July 22, 2010 by
It’s… it’s dark in there, and all the furniture’s too small for me, and this one doll — the really old porcelain one in the blue pinafore? — when you’re not looking, she draws a line across her neck and goes “kkrrrricccchhhh!”
Kiki can come play house with us anytime, Shirley M.
Just Load ‘Em up and Fire, Boys
July 21, 2010 by
‘Gah head, Chuck, and roll the dice. But if I find out that you’ve tinkered with my power tools again, you best be wearing a helmet.
Chuck’s about to be bruised, Christine Y. Photo by Brittamay
Tonto Senses Danger!
July 21, 2010 by
“Hmm, kemosabe. Herd of cats stampeding this way… two, mebbe three miles due south… and it doesn’t actually help when you press my ear to the ground like that.”
Whoever heard of a herd of cats, Heidi B.?
Psycho(analyzed) Kitty
July 21, 2010 by
How is this cat feeling? If you’ve got an opinion, we’ve got a job for you. As part of a research project, Tagpuss.com shows pictures of cats and asks you how each cat feels. Kind of like “Am I Hot or Not?” as conceived by Sigmund Freud and Garfield.
Photo credit: Karamellzucker
Famed Designer Lucifur Lives up to Name
July 21, 2010 by
Sweetie, I need you to walk the runway like a Whippet, not a Clydesdale.
When’s her next collection, Tiffany G.
