Bathtime for Sloths

OMG 28 seconds in!
OMG 28 seconds in!
OMG 28 seconds in!

Brinkie McBrinkersons sent this anerabuhl video in. Holy crap.



Prosh Owl-ghost via booooooom and spied by the Eagle-eyed Ant.

I Like You, But I Don’t Like Like You.

Pup, you are strangely drawn to me. Yes, you are very strange.

Of course I think you are divine. A clingy vine!

I need someone with a good imagination. Can you please imagine staying on your side of the bed?

OK, we can be friends, if only to stop you from looking desperate. Oh wait…

Charlie (pug) really takes Jimmy’s breath away, Sally R.

Step aside.

You’re  blocking my sun.

It’s gonna be a hawt one today, Emma and Esther C.

Operators Are Hanging By!

The fast pace of modern life can become so addicting, many people have forgotten how to slow down. That’s why there’s SLOTH — the Slow Life Orientation Training Hotline. One call to your personal SLOTH life coach brings you crisis intervention, de-stressing tips, and plenty of relaxing music on hold. Hurry up and call now!

Prince at the phone, from Pilar V.

I Swear It Was Thiiiiiiis Big!

There I was, in my raft, shooting the rapids, salmon, leaping on all sides, a huge one jumped beside me, it was so close, I reached out, I almost had him, I leaned out, a little further, just a little further….

That is some fish story Merlin (Himalayan) and Stephanie P.

It’s going to be OK.

There, there my leetle smooshed-face puppulence! [Pat pat]

Sender-Inner John B. says new puppy Billy the Boxer is slowly settling in thanks to a lil’ help from Donna.

Not So Easy Chair

Sender-Inner Mustang Sallies says Big Tex loved his Dalmation Rocker until he grew out of it.

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Writer Melissa D. over at the Today is asking “What Makes something Cute Anyway?” Melissa, just study our 48 Rules of Cuteness and they tell all.

Meanwhile, there is some new Polar Bear action going on over in the Scandinavian Wildlife Park. Meet Siku, the milk-chugging polar passer-outer:

Dear Diary,

Today, Billy, that mean kid, called me a baaaaaad word!

These are Sara H.’s Nigerian Dweeb Dwarf goats; Huckleberry (brown face) and Clementine (all white face).


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