Your Ringo is quite a star, Jen D.
Ahhhhhh yeah. This is an oldie but a goodie, People. It’s all explained in the video, just press play.
Thank you to the 3.2 Beeeellion people who sent this in. Most recently Rita S-V.
It’s that time of year again, when Winston the smooshed-faced kitteh gets SHORN and is extremely annoyed by it. (Apparently, proximity to the knife on the counter is all part of Winston’s REVENGE)
Check out the noodley “NYERHE!” maneuver:
And now… the entire ordeal… IN ACTION!
Rich and Winston, you can do no wrong, even with this, this, this… haircut…
"Hey, sweetie, hold still. You got something in your eye." (slurp, slurp)
"Wha-? I don’t feel anything! Cut it out!"
"I’m serious," (slurp) "There’s something in your eye." (slurp, slurp)
"Wait, are you sure, because I swear I don’t …"
"Just" (slurp) "hold still, willya?" (slurp, slurp) "You got something in your eye!" (slurp)
"WHAT?! WHAT HAVE I GOT MY EYE?!?!?!"
"My tongue. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I suppose it’ll be "pull my paw" next, eh, Sara L.?
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You know, you’re soaking in it, Erica M.
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"Oh … mah … gawd! She’s not actually wearing that in public, is she?"
"Ugh. They need to pass a law: After your second child, no more Spandex."
"And those zebra stripes are so not working with the feather boa and the alligator bag."
"She either raided Kelly Osborne’s closet … or the local zoo. Hee, hee, hee!"
Meee-yow, Arlo R. And nicely shot, Red~Star!
This just in, Maria Sharapova’s dog’s ball has been stolen.
Allegedly, cunning mini thief "Sniffles" (pictured below) is to blame. According to our sources, the trouble began when Alla Kudryavtseva shocked Wimbledon audiences by beating Sharapova. It was then that Sniffles blatantly stole (and ravenously chewed on) the winning tennis ball from the Sharapova/Kudryavtseva upset match.
Sharapova’s pup "Dolce" could not be reached for comment.
Double fault, Jennifer L.!