Strayyyyyyyche

There is nothing—nothing better than this kitteh’s belleh.

Don’t bust your computer screen trying to touche.

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Briana G. I’ve been known to squeeze a few bellehs in my time.

Get a burrow!

Oh, mah darrr-leeng (smack! smooch!) … our loff (slurp! nibble!), eet weel leev for-evaire… (grope! squeeze!) Until ze sun, she goes cold (honk!) and ze leetle stars, they stop (om nom nom!) with their tweenk-leeng… (whoops! crash!)

A Slice-of-Life Story

So Kenny, Marv and me hit the links over the weekend.  It was a tough course, with plenty of “beachfront property” and tricky doglegs—or, as we call them, “legs.”

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So anyway, Marv overclubbed past the apron on the fifth, but hit the green with a pitch-and-run and drained it for par. Meanwhile, Kenny found his sweet spot and swatted a wormburner straight to the pin for a double eagle!  Or something.

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I have no idea what any of that meant, Russ C.

I got ya broccolis RIGHT HEAH

Poor Sarah Bernham. Can’t catch a broccoli break. ;)

Broccolis? for moi?

Amazingly, lil’ Kumanoko always appears to have his mouth open in astonishment. Prolly amazed by his own cuteness. Even HE can’t believe himself!

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OK, perhaps most precious detail photo EVAR? You cannot disagree.

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Snorting brocca-leh! She’s snorting! UHN [Say in Dana Carvey voice]
Once again, Seattle Roll gets the prize for best macro hamster lens.

The Sarah Bernhardt of hamsters

Sender-Inner Courtney S. says: “This is my robo dwarf hammie. When I hold him (he hates to be held) he flops on his back and just gives up. He’s over dramatic.”

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[The famous Sarah Bernhardt fainting spell is here]

Wanna See the North Pole, Baby?

Hey, darlin’ — you’re so hot, you’re curing my frostbite!  You must be the leading cause of global warming, because my polar ice cap is melting, hun-nay!  Better call Santa, because I just saw what I want for Christmas!  So how’m I doin’ so far?

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He won’t respect you in the morning, Amanda T.

Can I Get One in Paisley?

Ever the innovators, the Japanese revolutionize the world of cuteness yet again — with the automatic doggie dispenser system! In this leaked prototype testing video, we can see how the patented Rol-Ovr™ rollers gently deliver a fresh, piping hot doggie, in your choice of colorful tunics!

On second thought, Amy R., make that stripes.

THIS JUST IN: “Mr. Manager”

Mr. Manager will see you now.

Mr. Manager is all: “boop boop boop beeep boop boop beep” on his computer

Mr. Manager WILL fire you if you don’t deliver on the Thompson account

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Brisa E and Megan Q., there are few people weirder than you.

One banana pie with cream to go

Er, to stuff. not to go—to stuff.

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Jorma M. check it out, he’s all ‘please Suh, may I have anothuh?’

Mabel and the Evil Penguin

When she was a little girl, Mabel Flossenglottner had an imaginary friend, a penguin she called Mr. Flappy.  She would run and play with him all day long, and share her most private thoughts.  In return, Mr. Flappy would tell Mabel to … do things.

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Vintage Qte found by Lindsey J.  (With apologies to the little girl, who probably turned out just fine.)

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