Sooooooooo Self-serving [eye roll]

OMG, these bunnehs are soooo self-serving. Literally.

They’re all: "Me me me!".  [Shaking head]

Exhibit A: Bowl Bun

Exhibit B: The Ever-Nomming Loaf Bun

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Leo affamato, originally uploaded by diegodelca.

Sherilyn F., I cast a  disapproving look in the direction of your submeeshon.

What a steal!

OMG, Dee-skuss-tingks.

I’ll take it.

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Cats are included, right Emma U.? Photo via Craigslist, natch.

What?

I’m sorry, what?

What was that?  Diiiiiiiiiiiiiidn’t quite catch that last part.

Come again?

Huh?—wait. Please? [ears rotate in all directions]


Fennec fox, originally uploaded by floridapfe.

Extreme Whisker Close Up comin’ atcha:

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Doubting foo suggested this pic, which lead to the one above… ;)

What do you think? 350 degrees for 25 minutes?

Can’t go wrong with that recipe. That’s how Grandma taught me.

BON CATPÉTIT! [groan]

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I can go in oven nao Michelle R.?

THIS JUST IN: Tiny Velvety Platypi

Check these morsels out. They’ve got a combination of velvety Sharpei rolls, evil webbed otter paws, and perfectly machined drilled nostril holes.

Snork-snork [double nostril-hole sniffing sound]

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Let’s dip them in chocolate and call it the "Pudgy ‘n’ Velvety" bar, then smoosh it in our faces, OK Sasha F.?

For the last time I am NOT sharing my dinner

Listen, in THEORY sharing food is good idea. I mean, I couldn’t well, possibly, probably eat all this.

I just want the OPTION to eat it all. [Smacks your hand with paw as you reach toward food]

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I guess she calls the shots, there, Katie N.?!!

XTREME Ham Mosh Pit

[Smashing Pumpkins blasting in the background]

WELCOME TO THE XTREME HAM MOSH PIT SUCKAS!!!

We got MORE SQUIRM, MORE PAWS UP, MORE ‘EHN’ THAN YOU CAN HANDLE (handle handle handle echo)

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BAM!

TEENY TAILIO and mini HAUNCH ACTION!

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Paws up won’t SAVE YOU NOW!

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And LOOK, this ham CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THE PILE

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F. J., Did you manage to smuggle some of them away in your purse as planned?

Happiest of Birthdays, THEO!

A little bird told me it was Theo’s birthday today.

Who’s Theo you ask? Well, he only our Moderator Extraordinaire, Keeper of the official Cute Overload Glossary, Hilarious Comment Editor, Foster Kitten Taker Carer, Reality-Casual-Friday Animator Creator, "Bleen" originator and most importantly, Marmalade-Kitteh Admirerer:


Orange tabby kittens, originally uploaded by Nagamori.

Join me in the song, People! HAPPY BIRTHDAY THEO! YAY!

Blood-Thirsty Hounds Appreciate Cuteness Too

UK’s Mail Online is reporting a pack of blood-thirsty hounds decided to spare the life of Mr. FawnPants here. In fact, the fawn, known as "Bam Bam" trots along happily with the 60-dog pack and huntsman on their daily walk.

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The fawn fits in perfectly as he is the same size as the hounds, and seems to enjoy hanging out with the pack, much to the complete surprise of onlookers!

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Apparently, Bam Bam’s Momma abandonned him right near the huntsman’s house, most likely scared off by the dogs. Since then, Bam Bam has received his daily milk and seems quite content.

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Bam Bam will be rehomed in a deer sanctuary next year. More pics and more on this story here.

Our Five Finalists Face the Essay Question

"… and the first question goes to Miss Chickasawhatchee, Melita Jane Hoofnagle:  One-fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

'And furthermore, um ... moo?'

I think we have our Miss Congeniality, Beth S.