How to Maximize Your Snorgling

People, you really need to know how to maximize your snorgle. Pull up a chair—and listen.

First, Find a limp, sleeping kitteh, preferably warm to the toche.

Second, locate warm, defenseless neck area

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Third, locate the "Axis of Snorgling", an elusive concave area, created by the crook of a neck, overlapping paw, etc.—it must be large enough for one human nose (see green circle in figure A)

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Lastly, Bury nose into Axis of Snorgling, and stay there until someone tells you you’re weird and that you should act like an adult.

Repeat as needed, until kitteh/boy/girlfriend runs away.

New category name proposal…

Sender-Inner Keith rescued this Bebe sqwerl AND came up with a new category name…

[drum roll]

"Rescute"! As in, "but Mommmmm! I rescute him!!!"

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Love the claw danglage.

THIS JUST IN: Matching hel-mutt

Check out this roving puptrol—major trubs!

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How does he stay on?

Must be some 3M Chihuahua Seat Adhesive.

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Charlene Y., excellent cute-porting.

A Mostly non-evil sqwerl

People, most squirrels grow up to be pretty nice and mostly stick to themselfs. They’re actually pretty prosh if you don’t focus too much on their claws. That’s why this pic works so well:

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[Bocce ball tournament joke]

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Lori W. Way to do positive Sqwerl PR.

Uh oh—my Achilles heel—THE POMERANRIAN!!!

People, some of you may know the complete meltdown I suffered upon seeing these Pomeranian pics some time ago.

Those pics packed SUCH A PONCHE, they almost stopped this site in it’s tracks. If I was ever an evil superhero, you could use a Pomeranian as Kryptonite against me… (er, something…)

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Check out new Pomeranian caretaker/Sender-Inner Molly M. with her pup Sushi.

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Barooo!!!

‘Tocktober: Hamster edition

Um, Sender-Inner Vivian W., I don’t know HOW you managed to capture your hamster’s ‘tocks so perfectly. I mean look at this specimen!

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And, turn to the right [say in police officer voice]

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These pics should obvy be outlawed, with you under arrest!

Successful bite-taking, then confusion

Why, yes, thank you for offering. I shall take a Kraft macaroni and cheese bite…

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[Bite fits perfectly in mouf]

Um. Notsurewhattodonow.

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Anne P., At least he’s got the bite-taking down. You’re halfway there.

A real Chicklet

You’ve heard of Chiclets gums, but this is for reals.

Try not to chew on this guy, though. You wouldn’t like bird flavor anyways.

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Lori W., he’d be kinda cronchey anyways.

Major Clog, reporting for duty

No-ting gets by me.

No-tingk.

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Danika L., there are no number of Roto-Rooters to undo this mess.

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Mini-nawm, mini-nawm [pause]

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Kathy M., excellent creamsicle kitteh find!