Worst. Combover. EVAR.

"Do I have anything in my hair?  I’ve got something in my hair, don’t I?  I can’t see it — can you maybe, like, point to it or something?  Wait, are you pointing now?  Because I can’t see you.  Well, shoot, this isn’t working out."

It's still there, isn't it?

I have one word for you, Katherine S. — Supercuts.

You are cordially invited to a Sunbeam Chew

Hallô Cherie.

Eet has been a while seence I haf done zees accent. You meessed eet. You meessed moi, I can tell by zuh look in those infinite pools you call eyes. You must join moi in zuh sunbeam for a chew. We chew zuh toy togezère.

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Your noms, zey are so petite!

Your muzzlepowshe she ees reflected in zuh blue plastique!

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Your companie, eet ees like a fiery Gauloise cigarette, making me dizzy wis love!

And now, just let me kees [puts paw over your mouth in 'ssssh!' position]

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Holy Charm-a-thon, Tammy!

Helping cure cancer, one kitteh at a time

[clomp clomp clomp auction hammer hitting auctioneer's desk]

…and next item up for bid is your very own personalized posting on cuteoverload.com! Your pet photo and wish (such as "Happy Birthday, Sarah!) featured as a blog post on CuteOverload.com, on the day and time of your choice. Perfect for a pet-lover’s birthday present or for yourself— get your pet the fame it deserves!

BID HERE!
Leukemia

Next to securing a family compound in Hawaii, curing cancer is one of our top priorities at Cute Overload. This auction is part of a fund raiser for the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society

To see other items up for bid, (such as an ICHC T-shirt!) visit the mini auction site.

Theo’s Week in Review

And now, once again, it’s time for The World As I See It.

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He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Bunneh

This little grey bun’s Ma perished just a week after it was born.

Thankfully, this Marmalade Matron cat-dopted the bun as her own.

Get a load of the total money shot still too. Redoooonk! [singsong voice]

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Jess K., I’m picking you up by the scruff of the neck if you don’t get back in the box.

Cute or disgustingly gross? YOU DECIDE!

On another edition of "YOU DECIDE!", we have what appears to be a cute situation on our hands. OR IS IT? [shifty eyes]

The scene begins with a Ma and her babies, snuggling in soft tissues! No problem, right!?

The babies feets are waggling in a cute way, but keep an eye on them, they are surprisingly RAT-LIKE!

Ew! Melissa A., this post! surprises and confuses me! Hep!

Sure, I have a little spare time on my hands, why?

You want me to help you build a video game hamster maze thing for YouTube?

SURE!

Leah S., this is complete and total Kubbur overload.

Pay attention to this perfect specimen [looking over glasses down nose]

Class, please note:
1. tiniest eye slit, sooooo tie-tie
2. Upright miniscule ear nobbule
3. Up-turned paw pads

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4. ‘Tocks, splayed
5. More upright paw pad action
6. Overall lumpular shape

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THAT, my friends, is how it’s DONE. Take notes, Kaisa K.

When You Wish Upon a Pod

Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Borneo, where they filmed either Survivor or Gilligan’s Island, I always get those two mixed up, there was a Cuteologist named Maya A.  One fine day, as Maya was walking through a rainforest so mysterious and remote that it didn’t even have a Jamba Juice yet, she encountered one of the clever forest gremlins who disguised themselves as seed pods to avoid anthropologists and bill collectors.

No, I'm not Señor Wences.  I get that a lot.

Quick as a wink, Maya scooped him up.  "I will grant you three wishes," said the gremlin as he struggled, "but you must promise to release me, and give me a …

"C.O. EXTREME CLOSE-UP!!!!"

This is a close-up?!

"Whoa there, Spielberg — not that close.  Back it up a little."

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

"Yeah, that works.  Okay, back to the three wishes.  Naturally, there’s some fine print, so listen up:  First, no wishing for more wishes; I saw Aladdin too, smartypants, so don’t embarrass yourself.  Second, Pierce Brosnan’s married, so just deal with it.  And finally, if you wish for an iPhone, there’s a three-week wait plus an activation charge."

All rightie then, fellow cuteaholics — what would YOUR three wishes be?

You ask and you shall receive!

Many of you wanted to see MORE MORE MORE photos of this crazy kitteh. Well, here they are. We hope you’re happy now.

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Like a first date, this kitteh appears pretty normal at first… BUT THEN

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"aynng aynngh aynngh" [chewing on blankie sound]

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There is just NO TELLING what you’re in for, is there Tiffany G.?

This little guy "Victor" was up for adopshe at Bid-a-Wee in Manhattan.