Turtle Men’s 200m Olympic Butterfly

Toitle Olympics, that is:

Game on, !

Teddy Bear Goes Bananas!

Teddy Bear the talking porcupine is back! This time, the object of his assault attention is a frozen banana. TB needs to cool off in the Dallas heat, and this is just the thing. Listen to Teddy comment on his banana as he noms it to death. (Example @ :17- aaaack, it’s very good!) Helpful commentary/translation provided by his hoomin Allison B.

Click here for TB’s greatest hits!


In The Park…


Kitteh by Temple O’ Cats. Song that will now be stuck in your head for hours by Robert Lamm.

Scootin’ Bebeh Trunkster

This will absolutely make your day.

Take us back to Tanzania, Duhski8!

Unger & Schoep

John Unger’s the hoomin and Schoep is his 19 year old puppeh. They’ve been together since Schoep was a wee little guy. (Schoep got his name from this ice cream store.) Unger found out that warm water helps Schoep’s arthritis, so he hauls him out into Lake Superior where Schoep can just relax.

This photo has taken off and now donations are pouring in to help pay for some treatment for Schoep! The photographer, Hannah Stonehouse Hudson, says she’ll donate a percentage of the sales of the photo to help with the Schoepster’s bills.
If you’d like to help, you can call the Bay Area Animal Hospital at 715-682-8865, credit cards are accepted. Checks can be sent to them at 3601 E. Highway 2, Ashland, WI 54806. Just write “Schoep” in the memo area.

The Duluth News Tribune has more details.

Update: That’s Schoep at the vet, photo from the Trib. They’ve updated the story here.

THIS JUST IN: Momma Rescutes Pups from Fire!

According to widespread reports, this mommeh rescued her little guys from a house fire in Santa Rosa de Temuco, Chile, then took them to a fire truck for safe-keepingks. Ahn! [head tilt]

Don’t miss more detail on the hover texts:

We’ll Try Harder, McKayla

McKayla Maroney memes have Flooded the InterTubes. Now she’s after us!

All in fun, McKayla– congrats on your terrific Olympics.

Shoulda Sprung for the Bigger Jacuzzi

I mean, look — I can just barely fit in this thing! And there aren’t even any bubbles! (Well, other than the ones that I make from time to time.)

Caturday Exscuse

So sorry, I cannot go out with you tonight. I am washing my hairs.

I would wait a month of Caturdays to hang out with Merlin kitty, Dawn.


Okay, that’s it, the parents have finally left!

Eric, you grab the wood, Dana, you keep watch, and I’ll hang the disco ball–just the bare necessities for damming this river and having best bear boy-girl party ever!

Let’s all be glad we’re not teenagers anymore, Mac Danzig.


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