Orwell That Ends Well

Oh, it seemed reasonable enough at the time; these things always do.  "Surveillance kitties," they called them.  Strictly for our protection, they said.

Every breath you take / Every move you make...

But it wasn’t long before they took over — Watching us everywhere, at all hours of the day and night…

Every step you take / Every cake you bake...

These days, you can’t even walk down to the mailbox without being asked to show your identification papers, or being patted down for tuna…

Every leaf you rake / Every booty you shake...

(sigh) I just don’t know what this world is coming to sometimes…

Every dandruff you flake / Every game of cribbage in which you partake...

Be seeing you, Melissa B.

How do you spell: “Y-O-U L-O-S-E”?

Because you do.

Lose.

To me.

A BIRD.

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"Heh. heh."

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This photo and many other fabu photos shall be APPEARKINGKS in the 2010 C.O. Calendar. YOU HEARD ME Catherine B.!

Quote of the day

"These are pictures of the cat that we found in our garden.

He was only two weeks old and his tail was bitten off.

We called (him) Apollo."

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Very well then, Sender-Inner Becky R.

Very well.

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Bad dream BAD DREAM!!!

DAMEET!

Via Failblog!

Three Mini Winstons!

Look! This is what Winston might have looked like before he became all banana-eating and crotchety!

Josh N. Thank you for the flashback.!

You’ve Got a Bit of Teeth Stuck in Your Food, There

"Mrphth thmuph ig loorph flurghthing (munch, chomp) flr thrriff lurthph (ummm, smack) glurrtph hlurgh!"

... and, in conclusion, flurthph thrg mlurpth acth blurthppt!

"Ah, that’s better.  Does anyone have a moist towelette?"

That was the tastiest salad I ever disapproved of.

Sender-innered by "wondering," as in "I’m wondering what the heck that meant."

I Saw This in a Cartoon Once

"Dude, check it out:  First, I sit in the bowl for a while, and let the dog see me.  Then I get out, and the dog thinks I’m being baked into cookies!  (chuckle)  Stupid noob falls for it every — hey, what’s that whirring noise?"

INCOMING BLENDER AT THREE O'CLOCK!!

Timing is everything, Diane D.

Behold the Fearsome Predator

On the vast arid plains of the Serengeti, the silent and deadly jaguar awaits his prey.

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Victim in sight, he creeps slowly forward, his mighty paw raised for the killing stroke… and then…

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WHUMP!  "Oh, hi boss!  I was just, ah… walking around the yard, minding my own business… you know, thinking about stuff… and definitely not stalking you, honest, I would never do that."

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Rare jaguar cub born last year at Huachipa Zoo in Lima, Peru.  Details here.

“BLEEEECH!!!”

"This tuna tartare is…OUTRAGEOUS!"

Garfi-I Said "NO!!!", by E.L.A.

My Private Torment

"I’ve tried to quit, honestly, I have.  Twelve-step programs, hypnosis, patches, pills, ointments, you name it.  But then I’ll be out with the boys at a party, and someone starts passing around a… a… chicken, and it starts all over again."

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You’re such an enabler, Kathleen C.

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