The tiniest of…trolls?

You know what I’m talking about—those guys with the wild head of hair, in all different colors? He’s totally one of those.

He’s all, "I am a toy that sits atop your pencil in fourth grade! yaaaaaah!!!" [shaking hair back and forth]


Baby tamarin hanging on…, originally uploaded by Nick Lawes.

OK, it’s really a behbeh Tamarin monkeh. Not a troll.

GREAT IDEAS for Halloween kitteh costumes

Kittehs LOOOOOOOOVE costumes. Why not make one for your kitteh today? [head tilt]

Theres: “Kandy Korn Kozie” (with ear holes)

Hmmmm_2

The spicy “Tropicana Girl”

Joer

And when in doubt, there’s always the go-to costume, the Rice Krispy treat (as modeled by the fabulous Winston)

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Teresa H., Joe R., and Amanda C., very inspiring and helpful, thank you.

[Dreaming] there must be a good costume out there for me…

But… I shall look later…

Kitt_o_lantern

Jessie S., that kitteh is gonna taste like pumpkin.

Stoat teefs!

Will you please check out this stoat teef action. He’s got his muzzlepowshe wrapped around this toast, and is all: "ADIOS!!!"

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ENHANCE!

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heee hee hee, Sender-Inner-Teef-Spotter Sunshine B. ;)
More at the DailyMail Photo Contest, photo by Ari Tervo.

Looks pretty delectabuhls.

My diet says I can have one quarter of one Cheetoh®.


sq, originally uploaded by james.blackmore.

 

D’Arcey C., wiping the orange dust off in the pond should clean those teeny claws OK.

An (almost obscene) trance

What’s the deal with the bizarre kitteh behavior today? Apparently, this kitteh came home from the vet, and decided it was time to set on the bed like this, completely zonked. No one is quite sure why.

An accidental complete lobotomy (except for the brain portion that wags the tail) has not been ruled out.

9Poppy, I suggest a  tailotomy if this keeps up.

CAT Scan!!! <–God, I’m good

Nurse: "Doctor, the CAT scan shows an excess of toes on this kitteh. Shall we operate?"
Doctor: "um [shifty eyes] no need to operate, Nurse, I shall nibble them off myself."

Lokiscan

Watch out, Goodwin D. The doc might over-nibble. Oh, and whoever cropped this photo to skip the naddular regions?? THANK YOU!

The Salad Brigade

Another reason for Sender-Inner Tina K. to get a puppeh: she is SO TIRED of carrying her own lettuce!

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Gracias Metro UK….

What the—??!

I like eet, but what ees happeningks!?!?


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Raymi the Minx does it again!! ;)

CAT SWEATEUW PATTERN!

Hey, ruhmember those geniuses over at You Knit What!?. Hot damn they were funny. I wish they would come back.

It was ‘Inspiring Schtuff!’ [Dana Carvey doing Johnny Carson]


Cat sweater, originally uploaded by "penny" was already taken.

And THIS is one patient kitteh.


Cat sweater, originally uploaded by "penny" was already taken.

Winter kozies are where it’s AT, Emily P. Git the pattern here, at Christine Landry.com ;) and don’t miss this Dewd

PS — [shiver] — Theo