The Lonely Life of the Paparazzi

People think it’s all glamourous and exciting — dash in, get the picture, then off to the pub — but that’s not it at all, mate. Stakeouts, they’re the worst: Cramped for hours in the boot of me car, waiting for that one perfect shot of a murder suspect’s wife’s boyfriend’s dentist’s nurse’s transsexual lover.

But the public’s got a right to know, and sacrifices like these are what quality journalism’s all about, in’nit?


Stealthily photographed by Flickr user fPat Murray.

Them Rocks Is Wily, Ah Tells Ya

Rock fishing ain’t for the feeble of mind, no sir. Takes patience, a keen eye, and the ability to stand on your head in shallow water. But the worst part is when you get’em on land — the little rascals’ll scamper right back into the drink ‘afore you can even get out your fliet knife.

A Beady Eyed Plan

[Tiny feet clutch tree]

Meet me at 0600, we’ll scamper down this tree, grab a cab and get OUTTA HERE!

Erik V. captured this proposal on film.

We Don’t Usually Feature a Puppy’s Junk on Cute Overload

But in this case, we’re going ALL OUT:

Pema Y., it’s a good thing that Google ad showed up as a cover-up.

You! Lying on the Grass!

WAKE UP OR ENDURE THE SNORFING OF A LIFETIME! [Leans in]


Boston puppulence via Izismile

True Blue Baroo™

In big trubs? Sittin‘ in the hot seat? True Blue Baroo™ instantly restores all warmandfuzzyjuju! Just point and aim the lasers and whoosh, no more stink eye death rays from your loved ones!

Disclaimer: Effectiveness not guaranteed against yeems.


OMG, is this even legal, Luna? Photos by Arwenita, sent to us by Pequenia A.

Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! (followed by head slaps)

But of course my mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries!


Holy Grail of hamster raspberries, Juliet D.!

Epic Yawn

Yagggghhhhnnnnnnnn. [mini Chewbacca sound]

Carol H. it’s time for beds.

Puppies Are the New Porn!

Fluffy animals are ruining the economy! Wall Street wheeler-dealers are hooked on YouTube videos of pandas suckling orphaned llamas! Cute Overload is the new Perez Hilton! Mauve is the new black! Asparagus is the new peanut butter! Read the shocking details at Slate (last three paragraphs)!


Michael S. knew this already.

THIS JUST IN: KITTENS IN BED

Will you please check out these three tasty morsels during their hourly nap:

FREEZE FRAME:


ACTION!

 

See more of Kimberley’s Kittens on her site and also featured on Love Meow.

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