Swingers

Pup #1: So how long do I wait to call?
Pup #2: A day.
Pup #1: Tomorrow.
Pup #2: Tomorrow, then a day.

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Pup #1: Yeah.
Pup #2: So two days?
Pup #1: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.

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Pup #2: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.

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You’re so money and you don’t even know it, Aundria S.

Neeeeerds!

(The last half especially) of this video is worth watchin’. Do not try this at—anywhere.

Cat yodeling brought to you by Mr. Paul K.

Mental Hygienist

Hmm, I’m (scrape, scrape) noticing a bit of (scrape, scrape) plaque building up here (scrape, scrape)… Are you brushing in those hard-to-reach places, young lady?

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(echo chamber) Now (Now) let’s (let’s) take a (take a) look at (look at) those (those) molars (molars molars…)

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Now rinse, Lily L.

And… VOILÀ

Lesley C Hannah M. came home with kittens one night. Then, she handed them over in a swift “here-you-go!” gesture:

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Sounds reasonable to me, Lesley C Hannah. Photo by Neil Whelan.
[via Something Awful Forums - Ed.]

Let’s plant a hedgehog tree

1. Soak hedgehog seed overnight so ears fully moisten
2. Find sunny spot in garden
3. Hedgehog seed will burrow right in and plant itself.

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4. Wait 2 years for maximum quillage. Feed well.

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Thanks for the gardening tip Josh N.

It’s time to play WHACK-A-KITTY!

[Huge applause] With your host Betsy S.!

Don’t even ask if kittens were harmed, People, I don’t want to hear it la la la la la

Squealing Home

It’s baseball season, and each year, the Saint Paul Saintsbullpen gets a visitor from the pigpen.  This year it’s a piglet named Slumhog Millionaire, from a litter born at the Minnesota Zoo.  Slumhog joins the Saints’ past pantheon of punny porcines, including Boarack Ohama, Notorious P.I.G., and (forgive us) Kevin Bacon.

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Eets a little cold

[lower back wrinkles to pull tail up]

Just a little cold!

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Crank up the heat, Casey Rose!

So bad it’s good

Some kid (or adult) you know needs this hilarious trompe l’oeil shirt available over at Skankazon:

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Hey Liz M., Can’t you see Bret from Flight of the Conchords sporting the Rainbow Unicorn or El Tigre one?

Lonche Scrolldown

Before they all wandered away from their own plates and started eating off each others’ plates, Saturday-Kitteh-Sitter Robyn A. snapped this shot of Ezra, Bessemer, Caleb, Beulah, Phinneas, Elijah, and Jasper eating their lunchabuhls.

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Robyn chronicles her foster work over at Love and Hisses (great site name!)

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