Reg-gie, Reg-gie, Reg-gie!

Q: What’s the only thing worse then getting a bath?
A: Drying off.

Update with Fave Frame™ Action By Request!

Submitted by Jonna P: (“The mewls at 0:35 kilt me into a puddle.”)

D@mn Hippies!

Sure, they’re cute now, but before you know it they’ll be into catnip, hugging trees and want to crash on your couch.

We can smell the patchouli from here, The Pine Tree.

Undercover Agent

Whenever the toilet paper was unspooled, or mud tracked on the carpet, or slippers chewed, Harold knew he could blend into the laundry to evade detection.

Sleepy Puppy, by Kevin Stanchfield.

Bo Knows Re-Election

Bo Obama here. Thanks to those who voted for ma hoomin. I didn’t wanna hafta get a new dog house. I like this big white one.

Photos from all over the Intertubes.

Everybody Loves Him

Warning! CO Maximum Prosh Alert!

Just don’t know if this is possible to handle. Let’s run it down.

1. Bebeh Koala named…..Raymond.
2. Propped up….in a mug.
3. Drinking leetle seeps o’ meelk.
4. Was found abandoned on the side of the road.
5. Deets.

All photos by Jamie Hanson/Newspix/Rex Features.

These Ears Say “Taken”

Too scared to skedaddle, lest someone score your seat? Send for Sally Snausage’s Seat-Saving Service! Our seasoned seat savers steadfastly sit while you safely scram! Ask about our budget service, now 50 percent off.

Spotted by Vibhu G. on Facebook.

Bird Attempts to Revive Dance Craze

You put your right leg in.

You put your right leg out.

You put your right leg in and you shake it all about.

You do the Huffin Puffin and you turn yourself around.

That’s what its all about!

Via Reddit

Sticker Schlock

At last it is over, the signs and the shouting
The ads and the robocalls hounding
One side will be grinning and one will be pouting
While normal folk’s brains took a pounding

And thus do we limp to the sixth of November
The day that I’ve dreaded and doted for
So I’ll wear this sticker with pride to remember
I’m stuck with the idiots I voted for

It’s safe to answer the phone again, April T.

Rock The Stoat!

Today’s Election Day in the United States!

Vote, vote vote like a baby stoat!

Beady-eyed, pink-tongued stoat voter courtesy of Sender-Inner Melody.

Shoulda Voted Earleez

Overwhelmed at the voting booth? Not sure which boob to vote for? Decisions, decisions.

Kitty votes to put Fancy Feast in the White House, Izismile


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