THIS JUST IN: Tiny, puggular ear flappage

We interrupt "Intervention: Cats in Boxes" to bring you this tiny pug with unbelieeeeeveably munchable ear flaps.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, this pup bears an uncanny resemblance to Jack Black.

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Yana S. I think it’s the "eyebrows".

The annoying Christmas cards are starting to roll in

[Holier-than-thou Papillion voice] "I’ve been soooooooooo busy this year! I’ve hardly had time to make these cards to send to you people! Yes, I’ve been keeping busy with my martini ‘n’ cigar parties, looking after the twins and my dog CPA practice. Hope you’re wellllllll!" [singsong]

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Ryan S., I shall feature this one prominently on my mantel…thaaannnnnnks

Please Welcome … Your 2008 All-star Varsity Scampering Team!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Black and Decker-Nokia-Johnson Wax Stadium for the start of the 64th Annual Intercollegiate Scampering Championships!  And I can see the Kansas team taking the field now; let’s meet some of the key players:

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On the starting line, we’ve got Mopsy and Flopsy Rabinowitz, going over last-minute strategy.  The brothers won ten out of their twelve starters during their freshman year, and so the crowd expects great scampering from them today …

This time, *you* scamper left, and *I'll* scamper right!

… and yes!  There he is, coming on to the field now, looking confident … it’s star scamperer Biff "Zippy" McBlurrgh, who leads the league this season in total yards scampered …

... and I hold the school record in the 100-yard scurry!

… and now the team is getting final instructions from Coach Zeke "The Disapprover" Standhope …

All right, ladies, get out there and try not to embarrass me!

… and so, as Head Cheerleader Alyssa "Sender-Inner" B. joins her team on the field, we’re ready now for the coin toss, sponsored by Chevron and Microsoft.  But first, these messages …

Ya-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-y Bunnehz!!

The scrolldown…

Seems like a perfectly nice-looking kitteh. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

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OMG GET THEE TO BOXHAB STAT Holly E.!

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Awwww, isn’t that kee-yoot? That lady’s got one of those novelty backpacks …

Vrrrroooom, vrrooooom!

… you know, the kind that look just like a … just like a …

Wow, they look so realistic up close.

a … a …

Well, hi there!

I’m speechless, A. S.

Is it me, or does this tree get taller every year?

"Leroy, that’s too much tinsel on the left side … Somebody help Maybelle, she’s tangled up in the lights again … No, Betty-Bob, we can’t decorate the backside of the tree this year, because we just don’t have the — ornaments."

I'm re-e-e-ally not looking forward to putting the angel on top.

Photo sender-innered by MaryBeth, who has more cuteness and an amazing puppy rescue story on her blog.

And then there were three…

According to my only real source of news, DListed, the Shiba Inu puppy cam is losing three puppehs today:

"It was announced that three of the puppies (Ando, Autumn and Akoni) will be leaving us today for their new lives!!! That leaves just AyumiAki. But they will probably be skipping out of hearts soon as well."

GOODBYE SWEET PUPPEHS! We shall miss your inappropriate licking, snorfing nap pile and stocked living room crib action.

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[head bow in the direction of Michael K.]

Somebody get me Bob Costas

Because this mouse is ABOUT TO WIN OLYMPIC GOLD!

HOLY RODENT AGILITY, Emily W.!

Fill stockings with the joy only Cute Overload can provide!

What the heck are you going to get for your NIECE WHO HAS EVERYTHING!?

Just what can you expect on your desk with this little Slice of Heaven? Just the hilariousness and proshness you’ve come to expect from Cute Overload, only in daily, tear-offable, print form:

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Yay! Goes great with Gerbera daisies and Red Pandas on your desk. Pencil and/or doing actual work is optional.

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Look how easy it is to change the day! [Ffffffftttt]

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Here’s what some of the pages look like—check it! [wiki wiki wiki! hand on turntables]

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Shuh-zaaam! Look at these helpful tips!

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Yes, yes! To answer your questions—all your favorite posts are in there…

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Buy a calendar and let it incubate under the tree thru December—it will fill your house with the warm, redonk joy only Cute Overload can provide!

Available at Amazon.com, Barnes and Noble and Calendars.com! and retail outlets WHEREVER CALENDARS ARE SOLD!

Check it out!

Hey, Wanna Come To A Stag Party?

“Hey, sweetie, my friend here’s getting married on Tuesday, and we were wondering if you’d like to … hey, where you goin’?  Aw, come on, honey, we just need you to pop out of a cake, that’s all!”

(OK, actual story:  This nice lady visiting Japan gave the deer some of her bread — and promptly learned why that’s not such a good idea.)

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