Oh, This Is Just SO Wrong…

All right, people, do the math with me:  (Ultra-prosh fuzzy pupper-puff) PLUS (Cuddly infant version of beloved cartoon character) TIMES (Vaguely suggestive naughty pose) EQUALS ZOMG THINK OF TEH CHILDRENS ITS TEH END WERE ALL DOOOOOMED WE GONNA BURN IN H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEYSTICKS AARRRRGGHH (froth, froth, thud)

... then I don't wanna be right, bay-bay.

Gee, thanks for collapsing Western civilization, Betsy. There go my plans for the weekend.

Interspecies Snorgling—Canada Style

Here's what I think happened. This Polar Bear bear obviously saw the Interspecies Snorgling section of C.O. and decided to investigate his local options.

Tenative at first, the bear wandered over to a pack o' sled dogs in Canada's Hudson Bay and approached a Snorglee.

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What followed next can only be described as a solid Husky Snorf™.

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With one inhalation, the bear was hooked.

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The public nomming displays kinda got outta control, drawing the attention of local photographers.

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A great romance ensued, complete with chains [The sign of any great romance]

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Polarbears_amazonI'm SURE everyone lived happily ever after. Snopes has verified this story, People. So it's tewtelly for reals. Photos by the fabulous Norbert Rosing.

P.S., Norbert is the same Dude who took this awesome shot, on the cover of his book. Holy Symmetrical Haunch Action!

Ralph Makes a Break for It

9:47 PM: 

"Ah HAH!  The others are sleeping -- now is my perfect opportunity to scale these walls to FREEDOM!"

11:19 PM: 

"YES!  Almost halfway to the top now, and then it's goodbye to this provincial life -- and hello to adventure!"

2:31 AM: 

"This box is no place for a wayfaring vagabond such as I!  Just a few inches more, and the open road awaits!"

Friday: 

"The casinos of Monte Carlo! (ehn!) The vibrant culture of London and New York! (ungh!) The pristine sands of Cabo San Lucas!"

2012: 'Ah, I can taste the mojitos now...'

Drop us a postcard when he hits the other side, Matilda S.

Live Tribble!!!

However, as far as I know, Tribbles don't have teeny tail fluffs and jaunty bouncing action.

This may be another species altogether... [Say in stilted Kirk voice]

The Trouble with Pomeranians, Christine L.

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Pop-up Video, C.O. Style

0:15 Bat Bat

0:36 Curled Paw Rule of Cuteness #22

0:45 Cats 'n' Crotches

1:08 Crossed paws

1:35 Baby Boxhab

1:44 Oh, I am soooo beau-tee-fuhls!

1:55 Is this thing on!?

I LOVE IT when a song just MAKES the video. Sweet work, AVPhibes. Credit for this find goes to Karen C. [You win golden Binoculars award]

Major Shifty Eyes, reporting for duty

Lil' White pup: It don't get much prosher than me, Baby
Black pup: Um, [super shifty eyes] ...there is no way I can compete with this action.
Lil' White pup: [Sticks tiny tongue out for extra points] Pbbbbbfffth!

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Catch shifty eyed (or side-eyed) fever pics at Crunk & Disorderly.

Winston’s mood: Hissy!!!

Let's check in on our FAVORITE smooshed-face kitteh Winston. As you can see, Winston is displaying his usual charms and is also highly annoyed. WHAT could be annoying Win so much!? A lack of food? Rudy getting attention? Being forced to wear Holiday outfits?

Press play to find out!

Thanks for the Winston-gram, Michelle L.! As always, thanks to Rich over at FourFour.

Mom Always Liked You Best

Life wasn't all fun and games for me in the NTMTOM household, no sir.  My younger brother, Tommy NTMTOM, would get all the best grubs brought home by Mommy NTMTOM, while I had to ... assist with feeding.

Yeah, but I'll get to pick out her nursing home, heh heh.

Awesome sender-innering, um ... (shuffling notes) ... hang on ... (shuffle, shuffle) ... Meg, er ... somebody.

Encore Presentayshe: SING IT, WHITNEY!

This is an encore presentayshe of Christian the Lion. This version has Whitney Houston belting it out in the background, timed perfectly with the lion leap is just *too moshe* to handle.

Joanna A., I wish a local vicar would let ME play on his field. Oh, and I will always love you.

I, For One, Welcome Our Cute Robot Overlords

And now, witness the ultimate battle for cute-premacy, between mutt and machine.  In this corner, fighting for Freedom and Justice: Nervous Yappy Little Doggie;  in the other, representing the Soulless Forces of Evil: Entertaining but Otherwise Functionless Robot. WHO WILL PREVAIL?  PUPPER ... OR PLASTIC?

Oh, I almost forgot: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!! (either or both)