At such a young age, too.
Jenny B., don’t lean to your left.
Alert reader and trendsetter Renée K. says she just found our site and read the ENTIRE archive in one day. No wonder the chihuahua fell asleep. [rim shot] Oh!
Zzzzzzzzzz Good night, Gus.
You took it again didn’t you.
Return it this INSTANT, Ashley B.H.! And great work on the outfit, photo and text
BUT WHEESHE ONES!?
Will someone please hey-splain to me how this craziness happened?
And now, I shall wheesperes the quiestest of boks in your ear…
Dora N. found these photos here, but no credit was there—who took these!?
// UPDATE — article link here, at the Times Online UK //
You People are totally writing these things yourselves now. Sender-inner Rosie W. writes:
"*SCHLORMP* ( ball inhaled off floor) and behold! the most delicate of toy graspings evar!"
Absolutely correct. [Looking over glasses at specimen]
Rosie, it’s a good thing you know how to write these. You just saved me 2.3 minutos.
I… moste. I moste kees!
Just let me do eet.
Please.Please let him do eet, Sender-Inner C.H.S.
// UPDATE — yes, oops, this is a dupe post! Encore! //
Wilber the frat ham: Dewd! I’m not getting you a beer—get that Pledge over there in the tennis skirt to do it.
Wilber the frat ham: (on stairs) Ehn! (dumping stinky Lacrosse bag on the way)
Wilber the frat ham: (talking smack in the bathroom) Yeah, so I was all, no I’ll beat you at Caps OR Beer pong, YER CHOICE! I know, right?
Thanks to sender-inner Ursula of NYC. Oh and it’s your turn to call for pizza tonight.
Because his prosh ears will… entrance… you… into… lining… up…next to him—what were we talking about?
Extremely powerful pup you got there, Alexandra A. Strange—I just went out and bought milkbones for no reason…
Says Sender-Inner Catherine S.; "this is Flash, our little wiener dog. She’s 10 pounds of hell (cuz she’s 14 years old!) and just luvs to bask in the sun with her chicken stix splayed out. The splaying gives us a cute view of the ‘tockage."
True. True. [nodding with chin in hand]
Oh, and love the creepy sliver of window in the back—adding depth noooow [sing in Rocky theme]
In the end (heh) Catherine S. decided she wanted a ‘tock to go.
Step two: fill shaker with top shelf vodka or gin (not BOF!) add a teence of vermouth and olive juice
Step three: shake it like a Poloroid pict-chah
I hope you know what step four is, Valerie J. and that you have chilled glasses waitingks…
Image from the Caller.com Times, article by Mike B. More on this story here!