Carl & Agnes Go to Couples Therapy

I’m at the end of my stick, doc. I keep trying to explain to her that this is just how I’m built, ya know? But my wife is still accusing me of havin’ a wandering eye!

Keep an eye on that one, Andrea J.

Agent Meowstache Requests the Pleasure of Your Company

Ah, thank you for meeting me at my super-secret bunker hidden away in a magical land called Eyekeeah. May I offer you a White Russian while I detail my plan to take over the world?

Muahahahahaha, Loolee.

When it Absolutely, Positively Has to Be Cute Overnight

When you need to move your kitty cargo, trust Worldwide Tabby Freight. Just one call to WTF, and we’ll dispatch a van to carry your kitties around the corner or around the world. So for speedy service, day or night, don’t say “huh?” say WTF!

Photo credit: *yasuhiro. Via Urlesque.

A Day in the Life of Your Hamster…While You Work

I’m a “glass is always half-full” kind of fella, so I feel pretty darn good about leaving him a little present here.

It took me a good two hours to MacGuyver that jigsaw into place using a complicated system of levers and pulleys made out of key chains, clothes line, and Q-Tips–not to mention the team of raccoons, live wires, and cotton candy it took to start the damn thing. And as it turns out, it takes “modifying” my owner’s perfectly good headboard to realize that woodpeckers really are idiots.

Lettin’ it all hang out while I watch my manly shows is just how I roll; I hope Gayle or JOHN TRA-VOOOOLLLLLLLTA is on.

Owner arrives home in two minutes – practicing my “where have you BEEN?!” look.

We know they love you, Hannah.

The deadliest of all sins: CUTE

So far so good on Gluttony and Pride—got those under control—but Sloth? HALP MEH!

Watch the entire video!

Go on. Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger! Sloth hovertext description from Wikipedia, natch. Slowwwwly sent in by Lisa S.

I will die for a cookie

I will fight for a cookie! Choose me for a cookie! I will work night and day AND weekends for a chance at the cookie.

please give me a treat… submitted by Flickrer and Sender-Inner Tsorningold.

A+ for Gorilla School

This just in from Chief Sister Officer. Excerpt is from Aqua Vita Films:

“In the African jungle, conservationist Damian Aspinall searches for Kwibi, a lowland gorilla he hasn’t seen for 5 years. Kwibi grew up with Damian at his Howletts Wild Animal Park in England. When he was five, he was released into the forests of Gabon, West Africa as part of conservation programme to re-introduce gorillas back into the wild. Now Kwibi’s 10 years old, much bigger and stronger. Will Damian find him? Will Kwibi attack him?”

What a remarkable encounter. Want to know more? You can adopt a Gorilla School baby here.

THIS JUST IN: Bun noms daisy

For your nibbling Bunday pleasures:

Delicious thanks to Mary C. of Animal Advocates.

Laughing in the face of Caturday

We lambs don’t need a stoopid day named for us!

We laugh at you kittehs, trying to claim today. LAUGH I TELL YOU! Pbbbbfffft!

That’s a BIG Noise from a Lil lamb..:O))) by law_keven.

Question for you

Do we have a “Hams ‘n’ Racks” category yet?

Colette C. thinks we should.


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