On the Fourth Day of Cutemas,

My true lof gave to me: Four snoring birds!

40 Winks x 4
Tie-tie times four, Joey R.

Oh Little Town of BethlahaaaaAAAAGGGGHHH!

MARY! MARY! Are you all right!?!?!?

OMG, NICE mauled crêche set, Susan D.

Welcome to Slothville

1. Where the sloths wear pajamas
2. Flop in the grass with stuffed animals
3. Snuggle in bankies


Thanks to Brinkie McBrinkersons and all the other fine Cuteologists who sent this in.

Someone gave us 4 stars for NOT ENOUGH GUINEA PIGS

OMG, it’s true, I just looked, and this lady totally gave us 4 out of 5 stars for the new 2012 Page-a-Day calendar for not including enough Guinea pigs.


There are not millions of Guinea Pigs in there, but they’re there, People!

Have you gotten your favorite go-to stocking stuffer yet? The (averaging!) FIVE-STAR on Amazon Cute Overload 2012 calendars are here, ready to shove in the face of your favorite relatives Christmas morning! They’ll most likely love it!

Your calendar does not come with a grass patch, but it does come chock full o’ puppehs!

…and, dueling side-by-side Weekend Shots!

Glossary terms so you don’t look like a fool when you hear others talking C.O.!

Jokes about senior citizens homes!


The Cuteness will burn your eyes out!

Get both the Wall calendar and the Page-a-Day to feel the Cute in Stereo!

Act now to find out – will Sender-Inner Amy S. get her kitteh and monkey into the 2012 calendar AGAIN!?

Don’t wait until we have to print more! It’s happened before and many bunnies had to express their disapproval. Get your favorite Guinea-pig-loving friend a

2012 Wall Calendar

or a…

2012 Page-a-Day Calendar


On the Third Day of Cutemas,

My true lof gave to me: Three dive bombers flying skwerls!

Joyeux Noël, Sophia P.

Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make them the proshest pups I’ve ever seen
Give them wet schnozzles and tails that flop over
Then tell me that my dreams will include Rover!

Goodnight Sender-Inner Megan E.

Boo v. Sammy!


Not since Biggie and Tupac has there been such an East Coast West Coast BATTLE, People!

First there was Boo, the eternally lounging Pomeranian with a sweet haircut who shook the country in a cute-quake:

But check it: now there is Sammy the seriously prosh ‘n’ posh New Yorker!

So , who’s it gonna be, People? Sammy…

or Boo?

Vote now OMG

We Interrupt Cute Overload to Bring You This Breaking Story of Alien Invasion!

“… and now the doors of the spaceship are opening, and the first of the visitors are stepping out to greet the crowd… They seem to walk upright, and stare at us with large, unblinking eyes… Although unarmed, they appear to have a sort of mind control that causes people to say ‘awww’ and ‘wookit dat’s so cute!’ repeatedly…”

Another quality foraged link by Ant.

On the Second Day of Cutemas,

My true lof gave to me: Two packed pups!

“Hand Baggage” by Gianmaria Zanotti

Hey, you know what we should do this weekend!?

I have this really great idea—the neighbors will be beyond jealous. Bob? Bob are you listening!?

Nativity scene found by Chief Sister Officer.


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