Do you sneep out the pics from the calendar and adorn your desk?
Do you fill your cube with Cuteness so your boss is distracted when asking about your deadlines?
Do your pets look at you longingly when you show them the 2009 Cute Overload calendar?
Congratulations you are our TARGET MARKET! Submit your photos now for the 2011 (yes 2011) Cute Overload Calendars! We’re accepting the HIGHEST resolution you GOT, right now! Frakking go for it, People!
Special thanks to Jo and Vincent; calendar models, Brooke B. (the wall!) and Nate B. (the office décor!)
It’s called “Delirious,” essence of rotting leaves with just a hint of dead squirrel. The saleslady at Macy’s spritzed me with some, and I just had to have it!
Winnie the Pig had a date. A hot date. It was his first in weeks, and since he wasn’t about to go and blow it, he had to make sure everything was just right. So obviously, he brought in reinforcements:
Listen, if it was your intention to bathe in Drakkar Noir and possibly kill your date with cheesiness, then you exceeded expectations. I mean, I think my nose may have stopped twitching.
Here’s the thing: It looks like Arthur Fonzarelli took a greased comb to your hair, and yet it doesn’t occur to you to pluck a nose hair? It’s surprising considering they’re practically hindering your eyesight.
If I feed you parsley, will you unclog the Innernets? Please?
[Grabbing cilantro just in case.]
Thanks, Mathijs and Lucy 4.0 over at HamsterTracker, where Lucy helps power the Internets on her wheel, one meter at a time. At press time, Lucy’s at 146,119.47 meters in 48 days.
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