Yo, J.Crew Holiday ’07 Art Director, nice job

Nipping on the heels of Sex, Cuteness sells! In this case, a cranberry-ivory-rollneck-sporting, gift-ribbon-snorfing PUPPEH!

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Excellint pointer-outering, Chief Seestoi Officoi ;)

Linens ‘n’ Tings Salesbun

[Brooklyn accent] Lady, we got’chur basic Fieldcrest towels right heah. [Shifty eyes] But I can see dat yous bein’ a woman of high quality yerselfs, you might prefuh d’ Egyptian cotton 1875-tread-counte variety. Am I right?

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Or am I right, Julie P.?

Fawn Central Stayche

Whoa… letsee, one-two, three four-five, six, seven EIGHT…?

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// UPDATE — the fortunate photographer is Anne Wolfley!  Click ^^ to see her Flickr. //

THIS JUST IN: A lovebird in bed

C’mere, Behbeh!!!

[Barry White cranking, claw beckoning]

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Wooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Nice find on BirdChannel, Catherine C.

Oh puh-lease—get out of town

You People are impossible. Sending photos like this could make a girl go MENTAL.

Please check out this behbehsitter with her Pit Bull Bjorn, heh, below.

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Holly F. Brilliant work. Credit to Pup Scouts Training school in Houston TX.

Tino and Dutchie fall off the wagon again

This is like TWO DAYS after their Caturday bender People, and these kittehs are STILL hungover.

Please note:
1. Lack of privacy-tails/total spread-eagledness
2. Scratching post ignored for chair back during late-night scratchfest
3. Stereo still blasting The Who on repeat
4. Nip stashed under the area rug…

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Tsk, tsk, Einav K. And I thought your kittehs could party.

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OK, People, get out the harp musak, because this is a doooozie!

I know, this is the type of image your Aunt Joyce sends you (just kidding Aunt Joyce) and you tilt your head and go: "Ahnngggh."

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Hailey G., in about 2 seconds, they’re gonna look like a frown, non?

Soooooooo comfortuhbuhls

Kitteh 1: Dude, pass me my sequined eye shades.

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Kitteh 2: Nyerhe.

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Kitteh 1: Come on you’re closer to them, and it’s bright in herrrr

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Kitteh 2: Nyerhe.

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Kitteh 1: I shall never speak to thee againzzzz

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Posh Yarn UK—um, I think it’s more like PROSH Yarn.

Princess Di eyes—nailed!

I’m facing down and gazing up, Poindexter, so don’t even THINK of opening with that pathetic sawtooth-pawn gambit you’re so fond of.

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Bobby Fischer?  shyah… keep looking.

It was quite tempting to categorize this Cats ‘n’ Rooks™, Tracy R.

Holy target audience!

I’m so glad we’re finally tapping the lucrative kitten market. It’s unbelievable how much those guys spend each Holiday season! woo hoo!

We just expanded our audience—Our luring hamster footage worked! Great find, Bane.