Encore Presentayshe: I Really Like This Shoe Store…

…attentive service, classic styles—even in those hard-to-fit sizes, but what really sets them apart is their attention to detail.  I mean, those other stores just stuff the shoes with paper, for goodness sakes.

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I’d like to see something in a size 10 marmie, Diane D.

Scoop o’ turtle

Doesn’t it look like someone took an ice cream scooper of behbeh turtle and plopped it upside down on the table?

Blorpsville:

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Leg… not… WORKING!

Ehn!

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Bess H. says this is a 2-day old box turtle.

THIS JUST IN: Caturday Lint ball

JUST DISCOVERED in the laundry lint trap:

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LINT-HANCE:

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Sender-Inners Arielle H. and John R. say that kitteh Gracie Lou has 6 toes on each front paw. More of Arielle’s photos at her Photography web site ;)

These drapes? DREAAAAAADFULLLLL!

Oh COME ON.

You’ve got to be kidding me.

WHO DOES ANYTHING IN POLY-WOOL-PEACH-FIBER THESE DAYS!?

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Gina A., youreally need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Orwell That Ends Well

Oh, it seemed reasonable enough at the time; these things always do.  "Surveillance kitties," they called them.  Strictly for our protection, they said.

Every breath you take / Every move you make...

But it wasn’t long before they took over — Watching us everywhere, at all hours of the day and night…

Every step you take / Every cake you bake...

These days, you can’t even walk down to the mailbox without being asked to show your identification papers, or being patted down for tuna…

Every leaf you rake / Every booty you shake...

(sigh) I just don’t know what this world is coming to sometimes…

Every dandruff you flake / Every game of cribbage in which you partake...

Be seeing you, Melissa B.

How do you spell: “Y-O-U L-O-S-E”?

Because you do.

Lose.

To me.

A BIRD.

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"Heh. heh."

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This photo and many other fabu photos shall be APPEARKINGKS in the 2010 C.O. Calendar. YOU HEARD ME Catherine B.!

Quote of the day

"These are pictures of the cat that we found in our garden.

He was only two weeks old and his tail was bitten off.

We called (him) Apollo."

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Very well then, Sender-Inner Becky R.

Very well.

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Bad dream BAD DREAM!!!

DAMEET!

Via Failblog!

Three Mini Winstons!

Look! This is what Winston might have looked like before he became all banana-eating and crotchety!

Josh N. Thank you for the flashback.!

You’ve Got a Bit of Teeth Stuck in Your Food, There

"Mrphth thmuph ig loorph flurghthing (munch, chomp) flr thrriff lurthph (ummm, smack) glurrtph hlurgh!"

... and, in conclusion, flurthph thrg mlurpth acth blurthppt!

"Ah, that’s better.  Does anyone have a moist towelette?"

That was the tastiest salad I ever disapproved of.

Sender-innered by "wondering," as in "I’m wondering what the heck that meant."

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