Super pathetic cowshe kitteh

I am but a pathetic kitteh, living in dee cowshe, with no one to turn to!!! I have but pillow companions and this woeful upholstery. Purrroooooo!!!

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Kristine S., THOSE AREN’T PILLOWS!

INCOMING!!!

This is totally like that scene in Monty Python’s Holy Grail where the knight is running towards the camera (forever) and then suddenly arrives

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[Jaws music]

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Someone needs to make a flip book of thees…  //…thanks, Biggy! //

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OOOOF! [camera lens smeared with tongue] Nosevember, Bitches!

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Danielle W., nice ear flop on the last frame, too… ;)

Kitteh in knead

I knead you

I knead you

I knead you

Marcster, what is it lately with all the kneading kittehs? It’s that time of year…

And the answer is……

[Drum roll...]

Yesyesyes

HOOOOORAY JESS AND COLIN! All the best to you…

// PS — YAY!!! //

Say “Yes!!!”

Hey Jess, a little bird told me that a certain special someone has an important question for you… [drum roll]

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Oh, you gotta report back on this one, Colin B. ;)

Gasp!

[Huge deep bref]

Ahhhhhh.

[Goes back to being a popsicle]

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Nice ‘strils, Meann O.

I’m on a Horse Cuddling MISSION!

It’s tough to cuddle with a horse, but this kitteh manages to do it…

MEESHONS ACCOMPLEESHED!

   

Even horses must soft kronsche

[Say in David Attenborough voice]

Most often seen in humans, but other species are know to want to kronsche a soft kitteh ear.

Mimi H. Deeeeeleeeeeeeeshous….. ;)

Dog Snax

Dewd, I like playing "Dog Snax", but you have GOT to get your own dish—this is so annoying—first it was funny "ha ha, they’re both in the dish ha ha ha" but now it’s just like, too crowded.

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Amy D. P. of MooJuiceMedia, Not to maynshons the dog certainly isn’t gonna fit in there.
 

I couldn’t POSSIBLEH!

I know, I know it’s just another wafer…

But I couldn’t POSSIBLEH!

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Nathan G., he’s going to be REALLY stuffed…