The Year In Cute: Rules To Live By

The C.O. Insticute was busy in 2008, as our ace field researchers unearthed four new Rules of Cuteness!  This material will be on the final exam, peeps, so pay attention:

Rule of Cuteness #38: If you have a curved, plump belleh, it’s cute.

Now with bonus tail-handle for extra convenient something-or-other!

Rule of Cuteness #39: Nuzzable mini-chests are cute.

Also, having a head the size of a Macy's parade balloon is nice.

Rule of Cuteness #40: Finding (and sleeping in) a sunbeam is cute.

Remember, that's sunbeam as in sunlight, not Sunbeam as in blender.

Rule of Cuteness #41: Exposing a vulnerable area is cute.

HAH!  I combine all four rules -- I WIN!

Our thanks to Cuteologists Marlies W., Kevin T., Susanna R., Erin L. for their tireless efforts in advancing the frontiers of Teh Qte.

Puppy molecule

Py or, "Puppeh molecule" consists of a tiny body and 2-ear compound.

Fun Facts! It’s also:

1. The smallest particle that still retains puppeh properties!
2. An electrically neutral group of four paws!
3. Has the average mass of a Hm (hamster) and Mo (mouse molecule) combined!

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You forgot the puppy molecule is held together by strong chemical bonds of Ki (Kibbuhls) and Bn (Bits), Dr. Matthew M.!

No Exit Strategy Whatsoever

Ruh-roh.

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Melissa A., EXCELLENT MOTION BLURS!

The Year In Cute: Chill!

Yes, 2008 was a nerve-wracking year. But time after time, the stars of Cute Overload taught us that life works best when you just lie back and relax.  So step away from the computer for a while…

You don't REALLY need to check e-mail every 2.63 minutes, do you?

…maybe grab a bite to eat…

Mmmm, Puppy Chow -- My favorarlghgfthraghthphfthh (zzzzzzzzzzzzz)

…and just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Stewardess?  Don't wake me up until we land, mmmkay?

See? You’re feeling relaxed already. There is so much we can learn from Teh Qte. [Yoda voice]

♫ Lulabye, and good night... ♫

Just ask RPHilli, Lindsay J., Courtney, and Scarlette R.—they’ll tell ya.

Snuggle’s new Hamtastic Snuggle® Fabric Softener

From the MOMENT I heard that stupid "Snuggle" bear giggle on the Snuggle commercials, I was HOOKED.

Good news, they’ve come out with a new product, this time featuring soft, kneading hands. New Hamtastic Snuggle® Fabric Softener. Simply pick a 3D hamster sheet out of the box and throw him on laundry in the dryer.

Voilà! fresh, the ham-scented towels you grew up with.

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"Towels are ready, Ma’am!" [Plinking of beady eyes]

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Caroline T., I think the Snuggle bear is just a bear version of the Pillsbury dough boy, don’t you?

Hey Meow Mix, I got yer next ad campaign right HERE

Remember our first ad campaign image for kittehs. Remember that awesome photo we had of those two kitteh paws reaching out for that treat bag? If search worked on this site I could prolly find it. Anywho…

Ann Mariesays that her kitteh Elvin pulled the Meow Mix bag out of therecycling. She says: "I guess there were crumbs left in there becausehe was in there for awhile."

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I’m waiting, Madison Avenue. Waiting.

Decisions, Decisions…

("Let me think… Pan-fried in butter, with shallots and garlic?  No, I need to watch the cholesterol… Grilled, perhaps, with a lemon, pepper and herb rubbing?  Mmm, probably too stringy for that… Well, there’s always the crock-pot…")

Yes, folks, it's a baby. Remain calm, breathe normally ...

You didn’t see this post, Dan K. It never happened.

[Say in Pepé le Pew voice] “Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not, no?”

"Eef you ‘ave not tried eet, do not knock eet.

I tell you what. You stop resisting me, and I, I will stop resisting you. When have you had a better offer than that?"

"You know, sometimes I ask myself ‘Ees eet worth eet?’ and I answer myself ‘YEEEES! EET EES WORTH EET!’ VIVA L’AMOUR" Mei-Li P.! Pépe le Peu quotes from Big Cartoon Forum.

The Year In Cute: The Meeting Will Come To Disorder

Gentlemen, 2008 was a banner year for the Legion of Evil.  Our operatives scowled, glared, sneered, grimaced, glowered, frowned, harrumphed upon and generally disapproved of more things than at any time in the storied history of our secret fraternity.  And now, it gives me great displeasure to present the 2008 Evil Awards:

No, Mr. Bun -- I expect you to DIE!

Best Serial Disapprover: Phineas Wayne Boggs, currently at large in the Philadelphia area;

Good evening, Clarice ...

Best Tough Guy: Vinnie "The Glare" Torino, leader of the East Side Scowlers;

Ah yoo tawkin' ta me?  I said, AH YOO TAWKIN' TA ME?!
New Puppy, originally uploaded by ETRONCOSO.

Best Scheming: Mack E. Yavelli, of Florence, Italy;

I'm hatching a new plan even as we speak!

Most Disturbing: Flarxle "Lips" Xeeglatz, from the planet Orgulon VI

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Dishonorable Mention: Art D., Jennifer N., Lori W., Mahala K., and Lisa S. Photo credit for disapproving Bun: (I’m just not sure what to say……, by Carly & Art.)

Bountiful Bunday Buffet

Check out these Lionhead bunnehs going to town on fresh grasseseses.

I especially like Mr. TribblePants on the left who’s doing the old "Lady and the Tramp" spaghetti thing.

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Nom-HANCE + les clovères disappearing at an alarming rate:

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Hey Sender-Inner Michelle G., nice spread!

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