Baby turtle practices “release wave”

Before his release into the wild, this behbeh tur-tur shows us his "later beeyatches!" flipper wave.

Nicely done, Mr. Tur-Tur. See you back on the beach when you weigh 800 pounds.

Late! [Followed by 45 minutes of 'ehn' sounds crawling towards water]


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and turtletrip-2 by smallflightlessbird sent in by Bobbular A.

You can still order for Christmas delivery!

CHECK IT OUT! only $10.39 at Amazon*. Swears! Also available in stores wherever calendars are sold! They’re at those seasonal vendor carts in the mall, even.

Don’t miss out on giving the hilariousness and proshness you’ve come to expect from Cute Overload, only in daily, tear-offable, print form:

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Yay! Goes great with Gerbera daisies and Red Pandas on your desk. Pencil and/or doing actual work is optional.

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Look how easy it is to change the day! [Ffffffftttt]

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Here’s what some of the pages look like—check it! [wiki wiki wiki! hand on turntables]

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Shuh-zaaam! Look at these helpful tips!

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Yes, yes! To answer your questions—all your favorite posts are in there…

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Available wherever calendars are sold. Yes, everywhere.

Check it out!

[*Updated 12/20 - Ed.]

Attack of the Christmas Lights II: Twinkle’s Revenge

Just when you thought it was safe to go under the tree … it’s BA-A-A-A-A -a-a-a-a-ck …

This time, it's ELECTRICAL!

Tormenting terrified tabbies trapped in its tenacious twisted tangle of twinkling TERROR!

Jeez, was there a sale on words starting with 'T' or something?

Thanks, Meghan M.!  One more set and we can start a new category!

I shall keel you. WITH SNEEZES!

1. Winston and Rudy are snuggular
2. Rudy pushes things TOO FAR
3. SNEEZE ATTACK!!!!

We’re always glad to see guest-blogger Winston get a chance to address his audience, Rich.

Friday Staff Meeting

… and our final action item for today, in regards to re-purposing the deliverables for the Q1 global co-localization initiative going forward …

… we’re experiencing push-back over negative asset retention metrics, vis-a-vis our mission-critical relationship management wombat …

… at the end of the day, to synergize a best-of-breed flapdoodle customer-oriented splinky narfle paradigm wumpus noodle fleeple spork …

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And now, Puppehs unwrapping Christmas Prezzles

There is pretty moshe only one feeling that can accompany this video, and that is pure joy, People! Check it!

Am I right, Stephen V.?

OMG you’re home! OMG you’re home! OMG you’re home!

OMG you’re home!

OMG you’re home!

OMG you’re hoooooooome! [Beady eyes twinkle with delight]

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Home! Home! Home! Home! Home!

Band Practice is Canceled Again

"Don’t get me wrong, fellas, I really like the direction you’re taking here.  You’ve got a whole Counting-Crows-meet-The-Banana-Splits-with-a-hint-of-Philip-Glass thing going, and it’s very progressive, I respect that …"

(More like fingers-meet-ears-with-a-hint-of-cerebral-hemorrhaging, frankly.)

"… but darn the luck, I’m behind on my sleep, and I really need to get a few hours of catnapping in before bedtime, so if you could just close the door quietly on your way out, I’d really appreciate it, thanks."

(Works every time, heh, heh...)

That’s one pearl of wisdom, Jenna M.

Encore Presentayshe: Bailey the Unknown Reindeer

Johanna S. reminded us it’s time for a little “Bailey the Unknown Reindeer” action again this year. Without further ado, HERE WE GERHE!

Nice Harry Connick action too, Johanna S.!

Yeah I got the presssszzzzentts

iPod for Lori, Bubble bath for Amy, scarf for Nelle, cap for Lamont, Godfather DVD in Blu-Ray for Monty—I’m DONE!

Done, I tell you! [Honk-shus ensue]

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