The C.O. Guide to Musical Food

With a limited range of less than two octaves, the treble cracker is less versatile than, say, the tenor pretzel, yet nonetheless its glistening high notes make it an indispensable instrument in the snackwinds section of any food-based orchestra.

Via Attack of the Cute.

The Tower of Hairbel

And lo, for many days and nights were the painful ear drops required; and this did displease Cat, and Cat’s loyal subject, who was wise and kind of heart, did seek amends. And thus did he build a mighty tower, that stretched into the heavens or at least near the ceiling. And Cat saw what the man had done, and was pleased.

Look! A Finger Gargoyle!

If you have real sweaty hands, you should get a finger gargoyle to convey the moisture away from your palms. No more damp handshakes for you!

Plenty of time to get one before Halloween, saltehhh.

Some Would Call It a Bucket…

I call it a spa!

Oh, Attack of the Cute! What a great reminder to make time for yourself and to be so happy your tongue hangs out the side of your mouth.

Meanwhile, at Dr. Sherman Kelfloffer’s Holistic Poolside Dental Clinic…

“… and that’s when my daughter, apropos of nothing (wider, please), announces she’s going out trash-can tipping with some boy from college (hold still, thanks) I’ve never even met! Well, I tore into her… say, you’ve stopped flossing, haven’t you?”

Bring It On, Dilbert

Here’s the deal, People. If you check thees McLink, you will notice that Cute Overload and Dilbert are neck and neck for top calendar in Amazon’s Humor & Comic Calendars section. We must step eet up! Dilbert’s calendar is all about living in a drab, fabric-paneled cube. Fair enough. But ours is all about BRINGIN’ DA QTE and brightening up that drab, fabric-paneled cube.

So buy the 2013 Cute Overload Calendar now, in the Desktop version for Desktop People, and the Wall Calendar version for…Wall People. And make sure you tweet this link to all your Peeps! Everyone that tweets this link will receive…..our undying appreciation! Think of eet! Operators are standing by, maybe even Mr. Bezos! (Prolly not, though.)

Love ya Scott. Really.

P.S. First person who ‘shops Bezos holding up two calendars in his hands WINS TWO CALENDARS!


Will you please check out Little Dude/Dudette, a resident of the Monterey Bay Aquarium. The Sea Otter exhibit is closed for the moment, so we can’t bring you a live look at the little guys- but here’s a live shot of Monterey Bay itself, and maybe a wild sea otter will swim into view.

From the Monterey Bay Aquarium Facebookster and Tumblr page.


Separate but equal never works, Robotix.

Knobbular Enough There For Ya?

I see we got some darn fine knobullarity here, wouldn’tcha say?

So, this is Molly when she was a bebeh. Mama didn’t let Molly nurse, so those nice Tufts Veterinary Medicine peeps down there fixed ‘er right up. Ya sure, the neck bandage was for her catheter, don’tcha know. Well, Molly’s three and a half years tall now and she’s doin’ just okie dokie!

Never Forget.


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