Now, For Some Reason, a Snow Leopard

Woke up this morning and thought: “You know what I’d really like to see?  A baby snow leopard.  That’s what I’d like to see.  A snow leopard would be awesome.”

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No special occasion, really–just in the mood for a snow leopard, for some reason.  You know what they say: When you gotta have a snow leopard, you gotta have a snow leopard.  I’m just saying, that’s all, hum dee dumm, loot de dooo…

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Oh look!  There’s video, too!  Wait for the squeak at the end!

Photos and video by Tambako the Jaguar.

Friday Haiku: Outta the Pool, Fool

Fish are friends, not food
But frankly, felines and fins?
Far from a fine fit

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Tanks a million, Maria N.

Rabbit Sprout

Just felt like mixing a little red shag in with all the green grass.  Oh, and a little lop. ;)

They’re creeping up on me, TELLING ME TO POST THEM. I must oblige.

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Excellent table leg for scale you taunting beeyatches photographer Sophia R. and Tiffany S. :P

Yes, Please

(… OK, play it cool now; let him keep dangling it for a bit… just wander past nonchalantly… look interested, but not too interested… then just casually stroll over and oh who the hell am I kidding I want it I want it give it to me it’s my birthright as an adorable woodland creature dammit it’s mine all mine!!!)

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Now I’m wondering what he’d do for a Klondike bar, Maria N.

and SPEAKING of impending pup doom…

8O GAHHHH!!

This won’t hurt a BIT. Not one bit.

[paw makes contact]

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I know it’s been puppeh overload lately, I promise to post some other anim-mules real soon, Tiffany C.

Sneak in the Grass

Ensheathed within the dense jungle grasses, the deadly black mamba slithers undetected.  Silently, the cold-blooded killer glides closer to its quarry…

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… and with one lightning-quick thrust of its venomous… fangs, he..

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… never mind.

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Lethally cute, Jessica W.

Where’s the Fire?

Yee-up, I’m a big-time fireman, and this here’s my big-time fire boat.  Forty thousand gallons per minute of pure firefighting muscle, baby, right here.  Bring it.

So… got any fires you need put out?  Maybe a fleet we can welcome with our cannon?  ‘Cause me and my crew are totally ready… all right, just me, but still…

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Sent by Marshall B., who swears he just found the little feller sitting like that.

IT’S CALENDAR TIME!

[Throwing you up against the wall]

IT’S CALENDAR TIME, BITCHES! But this time, there are two formats!
PAGE-A-DAYand WALL CALENDARS!

OMG!!! Check out the Desktop one!

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Here’s what pages look like inside! You get to tear a page off a day and throw it, in paper airplane format, at your nearest co-worker!

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And the wall calendar looks like this!

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Here’s what it looks like inside! Here’s August!

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Here’s May!

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And if you thought you’d only see twelve measly photos on the wall calendar, you’d be wrong! You’ll see pictures in the days too! Check this details action OUT:

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Which will you choose!? Desktop or wall? Desktop or wall? Act now and we’ll send you a Slap Chop! We can’t do this all day! Now selling WHEREVER CALENDARS ARE SOLD!

Page-A-Day Calendar!

Amazon!
Barnes and/or Nobles!
Calendars.com!
Powell’s!

Wall Calendar!
Amazon!
Calendars.com!

Find an Indie Bookstore!

Indiebound!

You must have eet. (Obviousleh.)

Hanging On by a Shred

“Hurry up, Maggie!  If we don’t have these taped back together, we’re fired for sure!  Jeez, you just had to push the ‘shred’ button, didn’t you?”

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“Hey, you wanted to see how it worked.  Heck, I wanted to stay in bed this morning, but nooooyou had to drag me to workWell, I hope you’re happy!

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Yes, it’s the return of Maggie and Bergamot, courtesy of repeat offender Tina K.

Can’t Talk Now. Bottle Time.

Don’t bother me.  I’m in the zone.

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Bottle Time requires absolute Zen calm and concentration.

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One must not merely drink, one must become one with the bottle, nourishing the soul as well as the body with its creamy beige goodness…

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Ah, that’s better. Now, what was your question again?

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Awesome foster-mommying, Jennifer S. (and photographer Melissa M.).

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