Puppy by day—fabulous SHEEPSKIN ACCESSORY BY NIGHT

"That’s right Baybees. I leev a double life."

"I am bos doggeh, and… ruug."

Sammy1_2

"Eet ees hard, but — how you say? Necessaire…"

 

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Um, Christina M., Neiman Marcus called and wants to carry these in their New York City stores…

Mr. Tough Guy

"Oh boy, ohboyohboyohboy … lemmie at ‘im, boss, lemmie at ‘im!  I’ll moidalize the bum!"

Eating in MY field -- who does he think he is?

"That’s right, boss!  We’re goin’ in for the kill!  Now just leggo my collar and you’ll see some serious butt-kicking, yes sirree!  Watch me mop the floor with this no-good, pencil-necked …"

Hmmm, THIS should be interesting...

"Mnnnnyeeeessssss?  You were saying …?"

Ahmm, errrr ... well, that is ... what I meant to say was ...

"… so remember, shorty, (smack!) this is MY field! (smack!)  And now, if you’ll excuse me …"

Y-yes, sir ... T-thank you, sir ...

"Well, hey there, darlin’—How you doin’?  Whaddya say you ditch these dogs and join me at a little party I’m throwing?"

It's a stag party, naturally.

BONUS PHOTOS!  I couldn’t quite work these into my silly little story, but they’re too good not to share, so enjoy:

Nice composition in this shot!

It's a sniff-a-thon!

THAT … is five different flavors of awesome, Laura M.

Will someone please make an iPhone game of this?

ROBO PRISON BREAK!

Musak included.

Lee Anne and guest stars Itsy-bitsy and Teeny-weeny, please take a bow.

Take Us to Your Leader

We have come to your planet in search of Kittehs!

[Red flying saucer lands]

Take us to your Leader or ye shall perish

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We might take a nap before you take us to your leader

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So that we may appear refreshed when we finally met him or her

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Zzzzzzzzzzz. [Mission collapses]

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Well, nice try I guess, Tanya C.

People (muzzle) powsches!!

These prosh humans have muzzelpowsches of their very own.

They are extremely creative. You can make one too!

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Eliza F., I’ll do an Xtreme C.O. Close up on you if you don’t watch out.

THIS JUST IN: Boston is guarranteed goin’ to the play-offs

Grey Kitteh: "…but I don’t have to like it." [Goes back to sleepies]

Wildcard

OK, we made a sports joke with a 90 percent female demographic. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, Cate F.!?

Meanwhile, at Cottontail’s Hideout…

"Awright, youse mugs, listen up! We’re knocking over McGregor’s First National Bank, see, and I don’t want no slip-ups! 

Bugsy, you drive the getaway car. Roger, you blow up the safe.

And Flopsy, you stare disapprovingly at the security guard!  Now, hop to it, see?  Nyeeaaahh!"

Daaaawww, tell me again about the humans, George!

This looks like a case for Elliot Nuff and his Untouchables, Amanda L.

Elephant ‘Tocks? or…Really Large Body with Trunk?

Look, there’s an elephant in the room, I think we need to talk about it.

No one is willing to point it out but me.

It’s a really big elephant.

Tronk

Johanna S., you should really just face these things head on.

And Now, a Word From Our Sponsor

(FADE IN on backyard. MUSIC UP, delicate piano with strings)

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Grape Doberman?  My favorite!

Were you a Schlackmann’s kid, Vernel L.?

With ONE SNORT you’re a GONER!

Listen Kid, my eye capsule is LARGER THAN YOUR WHOLE BODY.

Flutter your wings the wrong way and it’s SNORT CITY.

Snooorrrf

Johanna S., you’re right. This IS interspecies snorglingk.