I have only three goals in life.

1. Eat as much as possible
2. Sleep as much as possible
3. Get on CuteOverload

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[Plink Plink! (hamster eyelashes sound)] Done, done AND DONE, Hannah L.!

[Elephant hurling sound]

Somewhere in a foreign land, a pink plastic elephant is hurling up some snoring mices.

Raalllllllgh! How nice. [Head tilt, mouth slightly open]

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Thanks for this picture of pure irony, Lillian S.!

P.S. And Turn to the Right! [Police Officer voice]

I suggest smokin’ some Humboldt Gold County before watching this

Serious. Toke on up. It’s the only way to deal.

Tracie P., I don’t even know what she ended up making in the end. I just liked watching the paws, Man.

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"Rupert" the teeny deerski is here just in time to distract everyone from their economic woes.

This little guy was apparently delivered by deer C-Section (Deersarian?!) after his Momma got hit by a car… See this and MANY more photos at the main story over at the Cute Daily Mail.

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Tiny hooves of thanks to EVERYONE who sent this one in, ‘specially Arlo R. (Go Vikings!)

XTREME HONK-SHUing

Here’s the story.

The kitten in question here had fallen asleep on one bed, where Sender-Inner Anna C. was planning to sleep. So, she decided to move the kitteh to another bed. The kitteh NEVER WOKE UP DURING THE TRANSFER!

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Pherterhes (photos) taken by Jessica M. Sleeping done by "Airashi" the kitteh.

At least this Beagle has a Bail Out plan…

Will he make it!? Will his plan get enough votes!? WATCH TO FIND OUT!

Riveting, Kathleen S.!

Hamster Boot Camp is hell

[Hamster Sergeant Voice] "I see we have three new recruits."

"Chewing on your own foot are we Soldier? TERRIFIC. Congratulations."

[In Private Nuts face] "You! Are! Useless! Blobs!"

"You! Yes you, napping in that hand! What are you going to DO with the rest of your life? Hit the seed stash!"

It’s no use, Sender-Inner Joy J. Hamster recruit photos Foot in mouth, Soya the bean and soya bean were originally uploaded by MeLa de Gypsie.

I Am Soooooo Disappointed in You

"(sigh …)  What am I going to do with you?  I leave you alone for just ten minutes and all heck breaks loose!  Well, you’d better straighten this out, starting by fixing the broken window … AND putting out the fire … AND getting back every last bit of the missing plutonium … AND rounding up all the flesh-eating zombies … AND plugging up the hole in the space/time continuum …"

... and I suppose this whole stock market thing is your fault, too.

I feel guilty just looking at him, Kerry W.

The Good Toadmaritan

Gather around singing children, and let me tell you the age-old story of the Good Toadmaritan…

I’m going to be singing that song ALL DAY NOW OnTheOtherSide! Thanks a lot.

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Hot Lunch (D92), originally uploaded by powerpig.

Bon appétit, Arlette.