Oh Great and Terrible Monkey God…

… who nourishes our forest with gentle life-giving rains,
… who blesses us with interesting feet that can grab things,
… who makes heavy the trees with delicious fruits that are very hard to open,
… who causes the theme from “The Benny Hill Show” to reverberate inside our tiny heads whenever we frolic and scamper through the treetops,

… all glory and pudding be upon thee, forever and ever, aaaaaaaa-monnnnk…

Guess what?  MONKEY BUTT!

(OK, this is an ape, not a monkey, but we like the sound of “monkey butt,” so deal.)

Total 80s Flashback

Like, oh my god!
Like – totally
Encino is like so bitchen
There’s like the Galleria
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
Its like so bitchen cuz like everybodys like
Super-super nice…
Its like so bitchen…

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So like I go into this like salon place, yknow
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails
Are like so grody
It was like really embarrassing
She’s like oh my god, like bag those toenails
I’m like sure…
She goes, uh, I don’t know if I can handle this, y’know…
I was like really embarrassed…

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I’m like totally bowing in the direction of Frank Zappa right now. And Sender-Inner Abby B is a total space cadet.

Oxymoron alert: The Disapproving Fawn

She’s fawning! She’s disapproving! Fawning! Disapproving! She frightens and confuses me!

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Typical chick, Jaclyn S.!

Heart-Kun’s little bro gets in on the action

Ya’ll remember Heart Kun, the Japanese (natch) Chihuahua born with a heart-shaped marking on his coat. The one that brought great luck and lottery winnings to their owners? Well, according to the Los Angeles Times, Heart-kun has a new younger brother “Love-kun” also born with a heart-shaped marking. Behold!

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In case you missed him the first time, here is Heart-Kun, in his debut photos;

All the credit goes to Alert Sender-Inners Mike B and Laura W., The Los Angeles Times and Snopes.com.

Alpaca If I Want’a

Back on January 31st of 2007, we busted these two in flagrante delicious. Now researched, resized, and recidivindicated for 2009.

Will you please look at this sheared neck action, and accidental bebeh Alpaca smoooosh. Could be a good one to send to that certain someone on Valentine’s day. It’s like; “I theenk I want to smoosh you, but I’m only 90% sure/shear”

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Nice McSmooshersons, Christina P…

I Wanna Hold Your Hand

♫ Oh yeah, I
♪ I don’t care that
♪ You had some typing planned

♪ ‘Cause I
♫ Need attention
♪ I wanna hold your haaaaaaaaaaaaand!

I shall leek/nom you

It’s hardly my fault, you’re just scrumptious! [Forehead nibblage]

THAT is a thorough forehead cleaning, Ava, Nibbles and Sender-Inner Don A.

WHAT! It’s comforting!!!

Yeah, it’s my security bulldog SO WHAT

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Stop making fun of him, Kezia S. and Kris W.!

High Five.

[Pat]

Hailey

Down low, Tisha G. Too slow.

What are “Tocks”?!

Many of you write us and ask the infernal question;

Q: “What are ‘tocks?”

A: Round, blobbular anatomical areas at the end of an animule. Like this!

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There must be another name for them, Yeijin S.

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