Just try and get work done with this as your desktop

"Let’s see, I know that Budget spreadsheet is around here somewhere…

OMG PONI1ES!"

Download this Desktop! [3.6 MB, 5120px by 3200px]

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Special thanks to Sender-Inner and creator Brink G.

THIS JUST IN: Headless horseman puppeh costume

People, this is truly redonk and spectacular!

Check out this Headless Horseman Halloween costume made of PVC, fiberfill and kids clothes. It’s a TREAT!

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FIVE STARS, Newfy! See this and more recent submissions over at the Martha Stewart/CuteOverload Pet Costume Contest!

Sssssssssshhhh!

Hush little goslingk, close your caps,

Mama’s going let you nap on her back

And if your bill should quiver and quack,

We’ll know you’re dreaming of sleeping in a rack.

Expertly spotted by Sender-Inner May-li K. Sweet dreams, originally uploaded by yappingjak.

How Many Times I Gotta Tell You Kids?

Don’t leave your Chewbacca Halloween costume laying on the floor!  It’ll get all wrinkled!

Try to iron me, and I'll rip your arm off.  Wookees have been known to do that.

Won’t happen again, Jennifer M.

Nyet You Di-in’t!

Here’s what you give the man who has everything.

Check out Vladmir Putin and the lil 20-pound kitteh he got for his 56th birthday.

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Check it out, he’s all Nyet you diiii-in’t!!

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Read the full story with mo’ pictures over at AP!

I Promise I’ll Never Drink Again!

"Ugghhhh, why did I let you buy me all of those Jäger shots, Freddy?  Hey, where are you, anyway?"

"I’m behind you in the sink, man!  And lemmie tell’ya, this sucker’s HUGE!"

Well, get over here and hold back my whiskers, willya?

Make the room stop spinning, Amy R.!

Watching WAY too much TLC

Rupert finally realizes Chester actually LIKES Frank’s trompe l’oeil wall painting/tiki bar room makeover.

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Monica W., may your living room walls never have hay stuck to them.

Mini blorpitude

One day, Son, the entire ocean WILL BE YOURS!!!

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It almost looks like it has a little (star)face doesn’t it, Sami S.? :•D

Terminal Boxaholism

In recent years, boxhab centers nationwide have seen an alarming 58.2 percent rise in cases of boxaholism, the uncontrollable urge to wedge oneself into crates, shoeboxes, picnic coolers, floor safes, suitcases, hope chests, Bundt pans, mailing tubes, lunch pails, and all manner of portable enclosed spaces.  In extreme cases, boxaholics will instinctively assume box-like shapes when no container is available.

Just 31 more of these and we can play chess.

It’s time for intervention, Kyllyssa.

Crazy Eddie’s! Really Small! Area Rug Sale!

We’re practically GIVING these kittehs away!

We got orange! we got white! we got tabbies! Even grey-tipped EARS!

Flip each kitteh over to see OUR LOW, LOW PRICES. We’re IN-SA-A-A-A-A-ANE!"

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Photographer MeeShel L. gave all these lil’ rugs away to new owners, save one, little Sammy, the shorthair at the top. kittens in a row, originally uploaded by MeeShel.L1G..