THIS JUST IN: A Tiny Squirrel for Obama

He’s nuts! Nuts I tell you!

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You’re Hussein in the membrane, Natty B.

The Sandwich Stealer Writes in!

The epic Sandwich Stealer wrote us!!!

The basset hound we featured we back in ’06 sent a very proud calendar beauty shot our way. Check it out, and check out the original post.

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[Cliff Claven voice] Did anyone uh, notice me there? Take this, uh, sandwich here?

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No?

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Well, Okey Dokes, then.

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Carina V., I love how Molly the Basset’s lips wrap around her prey like that. The adventure!

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Wow, that’s like before we even did hovertexts ‘n’ stuff. Congratulations on your calendar appearance, Molly!

It’s about TIME you got home.

I have been SITTING out in front of this house for HOURS waiting for you.

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I’ve been stretching and STRETCHINGKS!

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Then, I heard you come up the drive.

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I’ll have my glass of white wine on the veranda now, thankyouverymoishe.

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These and MANY other prosh photos over at the Ducklings photo stream, created and submitted by Melissa G.

Ceci n’est pas un ostrich.

Actually, this is not an ostrich. Only a picture of one.

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We’re blowing your MIND aren’t we, Gary S.?!

Shop Smart. Shop Cute-Mart.

For all your ooh-ing and aah-ing needs, shop Cute-Mart!  We’ve got puppies by the pound, and kittens by the kaboodle!  Sample our Hammies on Rye in our deli section, and take home some fresh-baked Disapproving Buns! This week’s schpecial: Schnauzer, $2.99/lb.

Man, I HATE it when they mark me down.

Bleen-up on aisle four, Jennifer L.!

Typical.

"It started like this…"

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"I left the room, and shortly thereafter, returned to find this…"

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Then, the inevitable:

"I asked them if they thought they were auditioning for a calendar."

Well, duh.

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Excellent, EXCELLENT work, Victoria R.  See this and other kitteh stories over at her blog.

2 Bunnies 1 Nozzle

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Mireyita, holler back with an update when you can afford two nozzles.

Breaking News Bulletin!

MEYRIN, Switzerland — More troubles befell the Large Hadron Collider, buried beneath the Swiss-French border, when a trio of puppies were sucked into the particle stream through an air intake and were accidentally fused.  Although the puppies appear to be healthy, doctors caution that certain activities, such as fetch-the-stick, may become more complicated.

... and number twos?  Seriously, you don't want to know.

Can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs, Jenny J.

The Chosen Baboon?!

[Baboon #1:] He’s definitely the Chosen One from the ancient Baboon bible, Cheryl.
[Baboon #2:] No, no no Linda!—I think—he’s from the future.
[Baboon #3:] Wait, his ears look relatively normal [picks on an ear]
[Baboon #4:]
Wait. He looks like a Gunderson. He’s one of Phil’s kids. Never mind.

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Sender-Inner Johanna S., You’re BACK! (Like a lil’ pink baboon butt, you’re BACK!)

Complete and total DESPARAY-SHONS

I hope you’re sitting down.

Because what you’re about to see is staggering. And sad.

It’s about a Kitteh—a desparate kitteh—who needs boxhab, so, so badly. [Shaking head] I hope you can stand to watch.

Paging Dr. Josh N. Come in, Dr. Josh N. STAT