Ay, you lookin’ at me?

Meet our new “associate”: The Godfotter.


“Botter bing, botter boom”, Eric T.

All Hands on Decapod

Captain Clawde be pinchin’ yer teapots!


Yer booty’s up fer crabs, sender-inner Danielle R.

Double Take, Take Two

Longtime Cuteologists will remember Amelia Santiago, crafter of “doppelganger dog sculptures.” Now she’s doubling down with a new set of photos of her latest lifelike (re)creations. You can see even more here and check out her website.




Gonna Need that Ear Back, Thanks…

When a bear cub wandered into the yard of a Slovenian family, it made itself right at home — to the delight and/or chagrin of the family dog. Local authorities hope to be able to care for the cub soon.




Story, more photos at International Business Times.

Caution: Advanced Cuteness Ahead

Oh, you may think you can withstand lethal amounts of cuteness. You’ve endured lorises being tickled, otters holding hands, pandas somersaulting, and walked away with nothing but a facial tic and a two-point drop in IQ. But be warned — nothing you have seen can prepare you for… Cricket.

Unleashed upon an unsuspecting world by Annie M.

All Wings, Report In!

Red Five, standing by!


Red Panda, standing by!


Red Robin, standing by!


Red Fox, standing by!

Credits: Red panda, Sung Ming Whang; robin, Darren; fox, Mera G.

Coo Coo Squirrel

“I am a pigeon and not a squirrel. Coo-coo! I’m a pigeon with a rare fluffy tail disorder. Coo-coo! And did I mention I’m not a squirrel? Coo-coo! Please take me in. I want to carry vital information to spies across enemy lines. I want to poop on things. Coo-coo!”


This flying squirrel wannabe via Ant’s Quality Foraged Links

From the C.O. Catalog O’ Gags!

Liven up your next party with the Birdie Surprise! Concealed inside your shirt, this coiled cutie springs up to startle unsuspecting guests! Order today!


Operator Yamaha25 is standing by for your orders.

New Pork Tock Exchange

Tock Market report:

Tocks are not very active today, assets will be ending down on unusual volume.


This little piggy went to market, Claire H.

A Prayer Before the Hunt

Oh most merciful Supreme Kitty, I thank thee for the bounteous backyards thou has placed before mine eye. Bless I, your humble servant, as I embark on my daily quest for sustenance and glory. Make swift mine legs and sharp mine claws, that I may chase down many mousies and little birds, and may your high priests The Hoomins smile upon mine offerings when I drop them on the carpet before them.


Amen, Amy L.

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