You can thank you me later

Check out this Boston Terror-er and Evil Toilet Papères.

He’s all: "I know you’re surprised that such a YOUNG puppeh could protect you from so much evil papères. I"m just way ahead of my own time. You lucked out. [sigh]"

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Thanks to Sender-Inner Lisa K. who found this hilarious photo on Flickr by Crozette!

More on that behbeh polar bear…

I guess she’s not going by the name "Knut Numero Dos", but "Flocke" or Snowflake.

Ahhnnnnggghh. Tongueitude.

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Dorothee B., her eyes look like little tildes.  ~ ~

The toilet papères… she can hurt you no more!

Look at dee EEEEEEVIL toilet papères… She ees taunting! She is a quilted cottony Temptress!

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And now, she has been tamed, remoffed of her powers! You can thank me laters. I require very little paymaynts.

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What a relief THAT has been taken care of, Monica W. [wiping brow]

Behbeh polar bear saved from getting chomped

This lil’ "Knut Dos" is going to be hand-reared in the Nuremberg Zoo after it was feared Momma might chomp on him. [sad head tilt]

Check out the movie here.

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Oh My Deer, nice submeeshons.

Poor Man’s C.O.

Power outage? ISP shut down? Just grab a monitor husk and stick a kitteh back thar.

Not sure how you make comments tho.


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Plant your kitteh bulbs now for Spring!

Just another Martha-esque reminder from your friends at C.O. that it’s time to plant your kitteh bulbs for Spring viewing. Plant your Marmalades in a row to have kittehs by April.

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If you live in a warmer climate, you can store kitteh bulbs in the fridge prior to plantingks [head tilt]

Right, Jorden C.?

This behbeh goat…rocks!

Check him out, all rockkin ‘n’ stuff. It’s like he’s checking out his new super hooves for the first time or something. Sproinnng!

Love the slow-mo moments espeshe.

Kora M., another brilliant submeeshe.

Mooth Tockths

Moose_2Sender-Inner Karen M. lives in Alaska, where she CLAIMS she knows her ‘tocks.

She says the ‘tocks we’ve been featuring on the site lately are too small or something. Then she said something like luckily for us, she was able to get some moose ‘tock footage. Lucky because "wild mooses only hold still for a leetle beet, and then it’s off to the next brancheroo."

So here are some mooth tockths for your pleasures:

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Hey, ruhmember these mooths? That post was good times. Check out that stubbular tailio!

This snake is OBVIOUSLY trying to hug the monitor

But he has no arms…

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So he’s all: "Ehn!" [head curls around monitor in lieu of arms]

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Nice Hawaiian shirt mousepad and anerable snake-a-tude, Lesley C. Since this behbeh snake doesn’t have fur, please expect major Nuff action on this one…

Only six months old and partying her head off

This kitteh had a birthday party at 6 months old.

I guess it’s not that strange…shouldn’t dogs have birthdays like seven times a year, if we want to be more accurate?

 

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Happy berf to meeeeeeeeee [squint]

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LOVE the mini parteh hat, Olga G. and Mr. Echo the Kitteh.