It’s Friday. Sniff a flower.

Even if you’re a kitten in the "non-eyeball-focusing" stage of development you should still stop and sniff the daisies.

Check out the "looking at first, throwing to third" action:

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Simply sniffing flower, by Urs Wachterâ„¢.

OMG DONNY!!!1!

No tongues!

Diana C.

Kingsford is on fire!

Meet "Kingsford" the piggle. He is the most anerable house-pig you’ve ever seen. Squealing included:

Great find, NTMTOM. Via LA Times.

The Ascent of Mount Hand

I left base camp early on the second morning, and occupied myself until midday by navigating a slow circuitous route across the Fingertip Ridges…

The terrain was rugged and unmanicured...

… the route, although tedious and time-consuming, would place me advantageously for my final assault on Big Index the next morning…

I claim this finger in the name of Lizardania!

Reaching the peak at last, I stared down into the Palm Valley below, now an impossibly small tableaux of villages and farmlands where once I walked as but one among multitudes, yet now alone in the giddy horror of true isolation…

And the worst part is, I can still hear the #%@&ing yodeling from here.

Because it’s there, Sarah G.

“Kittens, Inspired by Kittens”

Don’t ask what the title of this movie means.

Just watch. The verbal captions of a Kitten photo book by a six year old.

Via BoingBoing.

The Official Cute Overload Martini

6 parts gin
2 parts vodka
1 part Lillet blanc
Lemon twist Kitty head

Combine liquid ingredients in a cocktail shaker with cracked ice and shake well. Strain into a chillin’ martini glass and garnish with lemon twist kitty head.

A couple of those little onions would be nice, too.

We maded you a martini, Sandy B., but we drinked it.
(Recipe based on the classic James Bond martini. More recipes here.)

Knittens

Knitting + Kittens = KNITTENS!

[Kneading sounds to infinity]

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helpless, young and sleepy, don’t wake me up, i’m sleeping, all by DIgital DI! Nice earless kitteh, BTW.

Behold the Tiny Tongue of DISAPPROVAL

Apparentleh, this kitteh named Neptune got a SERIOUS hairs cut and like, hated it!

Disapprovehance:

BLEEEEH! Neptune: Haircut Summer 2008 and Neptune: Haircut Summer 2008 – 2 by tammyhq.

Why not get a “Pomster”?

YOU HAVE NO REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN’T GET ONE

[shifty eyes] I’m still checking if they exist. Something about the beady-eye to paw ratio scares me.

This pocket pet pomster was created by Scuzzi for a contest. No, you can’t have one.

Fuhst, you must STRAIN ZUH KITTEN

[Say in Julia Child voice]

Redonk Siesta (cat, Katze) found on Flickr-roonie-poonie (because it was tagged with "Cute Overload"! ) by Urs Wachterâ„¢.

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