Rule of Cuteness #38: If you have a curved, plump belleh, it’s cute

You can put away your protractors People, [snort!] There is no need to double check my math—the curve on this kitteh’s belleh is perfect.

How do I know? [pushing up glasses] I got the sudden urge to smoosh my face into it [clapping hands in 'done!' motion]

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Marlies W., yer email had TWO postable shots. I think we should send you a certificate.

You want fries with your Caturday?

Mmmmmm, delicious fries. [mini tongue licks salt]

I think I shall have eet… [tenative paw touches fry]

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Nice side dish, Marlies W. :P

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This lil’ hybrid is so cute—she looks like he has built-in lace-up shoe/hooves.

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Lys W., thigh-highs are tewtelly in. Just ask Hayden Panettiere.

You can thank you me later

Check out this Boston Terror-er and Evil Toilet Papères.

He’s all: "I know you’re surprised that such a YOUNG puppeh could protect you from so much evil papères. I"m just way ahead of my own time. You lucked out. [sigh]"

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Thanks to Sender-Inner Lisa K. who found this hilarious photo on Flickr by Crozette!

More on that behbeh polar bear…

I guess she’s not going by the name "Knut Numero Dos", but "Flocke" or Snowflake.

Ahhnnnnggghh. Tongueitude.

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Dorothee B., her eyes look like little tildes.  ~ ~

The toilet papères… she can hurt you no more!

Look at dee EEEEEEVIL toilet papères… She ees taunting! She is a quilted cottony Temptress!

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And now, she has been tamed, remoffed of her powers! You can thank me laters. I require very little paymaynts.

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What a relief THAT has been taken care of, Monica W. [wiping brow]

Behbeh polar bear saved from getting chomped

This lil’ "Knut Dos" is going to be hand-reared in the Nuremberg Zoo after it was feared Momma might chomp on him. [sad head tilt]

Check out the movie here.

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Oh My Deer, nice submeeshons.

Poor Man’s C.O.

Power outage? ISP shut down? Just grab a monitor husk and stick a kitteh back thar.

Not sure how you make comments tho.


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Plant your kitteh bulbs now for Spring!

Just another Martha-esque reminder from your friends at C.O. that it’s time to plant your kitteh bulbs for Spring viewing. Plant your Marmalades in a row to have kittehs by April.

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If you live in a warmer climate, you can store kitteh bulbs in the fridge prior to plantingks [head tilt]

Right, Jorden C.?

This behbeh goat…rocks!

Check him out, all rockkin ‘n’ stuff. It’s like he’s checking out his new super hooves for the first time or something. Sproinnng!

Love the slow-mo moments espeshe.

Kora M., another brilliant submeeshe.