Will you please get a load of these eyelashes

First of all, there is some ridiculous tongue/ear/schnozzle action going on here, and SECOND, you must get a load of these soft, white eyelashes. Puhlease.

Swervin

No

Way! [pushing you against the wall]

Lashees

Lauren S., if you could please make me a sweater out of Spencer’s fallen lashes, I’d be really grateful.

New Years Resolution #1: Do NOT put up with puppies

This kitteh is all—"I have had eet with thees puppies! I denounce all puppehs in 2008!" [warning meow]

Brownlze, quality find. Especially that one puppeh stepping on the other puppeh’s head all nonchalantly.

Corn nomming

McChompersons… [wraps muzlepowshe around cob] nawm… nawm… [adds more buttères] nawm…

Stephanie J., Way to encourage  good healthy eating for kittehs in 2008

You set the NeverLost right?

Set it to go to Inspiration Point!

Vaminos! [Chihuahuas peel out]

Inspiration_point

Jenni S., nice jaw-dropping material you got there.

Merrrrrry Christmas (and Hannukah), from Winnie and Rudy

Winnie, what’s the matter? [Say in Rich voice]

Oh, we put a costume on you, that’s right. [Winnie bleating sound]

Merry Christmas, Rich, Rudy and Winston over at FourFour

The redonkulousness continues… [with sound track]

I am STHUCH a STHUCKER for the great lof affairrr between… Lucky and Tasha!

9Poppy, You find the best YouTubage. Stherious.

Delivered… too… many… prezzies… so… tie-tie

Must…. deliver… mo’ prezzzies…But first… moste… nap…a…roo….

So_tietie

Sender Inner Eric N. says Lolly the Puppitude has her own Blizzogg over at Super Gaijin!

I’m… I’m… PREGNANT!

Ruhmember that FABULOUS Prairie Doggeh in his Telenouvela? This kitteh is vying for the job. Move OVER SUSAN LUCCI

Sender-Inner Adam S. is all "Dun dun DUN!!!" (whips head to side)

Hedge’tock Warshe

I DON’T WANT TO WARSHE MY TOCKS! Get me OUT of HERE!

(Will you please check out the ‘tock curvature action there. HA!)

Tock_warsh

Cocobuttr and Abigal the Hedge, What a fun, fun evening you had.

Merry Christmas Eve Eve, my leetle Blob

[Slurpity!] My leetle Blob, I shall geeve you a good cleaningks, then you can go back to playing with your mouseh.

Kitteh

Ok, Mommoi. (er, Bert D.)