Spotted on The Guardian. Image by Jay Town/Newspix/Rex Features.
Sender-inner Sarah Q. helpfully pre-captioned this photo of this hedge and bear. Well if there’s anything our readers love, it’s putting words in the mouths of cute animals — and a challenge. So, what else might these two be saying?
No, I’m not your mother, kid. Your mother is out in the barn, with all your brothers and sisters. Now, can I get a little sleep here?
It’s enough to make ya swear off chicken nuggets, Jack B.
Get your motor runnin’
Head out on a Jet Ski
Mah human better ride good
Or I’m gonna end up wetski
The more time you spend with your relatives, the more you catch yourself mirroring their behavior. It’s kinda neat until you realize you’ve picked up Uncle Joe’s annoying habit of licking himself at the dinner table.
Jax and Piper are presented to us by Ashley Jordan, who says, “These are my parents’ [Paul and Judy] Goldens. They are half-brother and sister. They did this on their own and without being posed.”
Folding laundry has the potential to drive one insane. So why not take up a more reasonable pastime, like cat weaving. They tend to be quite pliable after lying in the sun all day.
Wizard and Barnabas, s”napped” by Lori C., who informs us, “Here is a picture of my cats foregoing their laundry duties!”
Due to a production error, a recent batch of our popular Khittman’s Sampler contained only gray kitties, and not the assortment indicated on the ingredients label. We regret any inconvenience cased by this error.
Via Sin Amigos.
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