Tomorrow: 9/9/09 – A Day Without Cats

GET READY!

Cats everywhere are taking the DAY OFF tomorrow to honor Urlesque’s Day Without Cats. It’s time other ani-pals got a chance to shine (without kitteh attention-hogs stealing all the Internet limelight.)

So brace yourselfs, tomorrow you won’t see Nora playing the piano. You won’t see Spaghetti Cat or Winston. You won’t even see a cartooned Simon’s Cat. You.may.die.

So, Dr. Charmin, My Old Nemesis…

… we meet again!  You look surprised to see me, you villainous swine…

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Perhaps you’re wondering how I escaped your thugs in Tangiers…

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And that bomb in the Swiss embassy — that was meant for me, I assume?

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It was the girl who warned me — you should never have trusted her…

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And now it’s the end of the line for you, evildoer!

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The sender-inner?  The name’s W. — Robin W.

Benson Hedges, Private Eye in: The Case of the Kidnapped Kitties!

It was one of those nights when all a tired gumshoe wants is to get away from the babes and bullets and have a nice meal in a restaurant where they don’t pat you down for weapons. And so I was about to drown my sorrows in a bowl of Miss Kitty’s famous five-alarm chili when it hit me: Miss Kitty was gone!

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Now, another Joe might have shrugged it off, but when this nose smells trouble, buddy, I follow it. So my partner and I staked out an abandoned warehouse…

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“Follow me,” I said. “We’re going in!” But he just stood there with that dopey grin on his face. He was too yellow, and I’d have to go it alone.

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When I got inside, I could hear muffled voices, saying something about “a day without cats.” So that was their plan; Miss Kitty was only the beginning. They wouldn’t stop until they’d stolen every kitten from the Internet — unless I stopped them first.

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Can Benson corral the catty kidnappers and crack the case? Will tomorrow truly be A Day Without Cats? Stay tuned for the next thrilling episode!

Photos from “My Hedgehog” by Yoppy.

Mmmm… Crunchy!

Golly, I just haven’t been getting enough fiber in my diet lately… Say, this looks tasty… earmn nawm nawm munch munch…

Macaqueing Around

May your labor day be filled with cool pools of water, hot sun, and (not shown here) Monkey-sized Pabst Blue Ribbons.

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Thanks for the heads up / reminder / good-natured nagging Goodwin D.!

Bunny moufs are weird Discuss.

Bunnies have the f strangest muzzlepowshe action. It’s like their top lip works as two separate units. Their tongues can hold one lip side up and just stay there. It also looks like their teeth couldn’t all possibly all fit in there. What’s the deal?

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Photos by Sender-Inner Siegfried M.

MS Paint makes everything better

Linus in hats is a new Tumblog featuring (Winston’s long lost cousin!?) “Linus” with painted-on costumes.

Obviously, Linus and Winston are that much closer to taking over the world in the name of smooshed-faced kittehs everywhere.

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What costumes you do for Halloween Sender-inners Bill and Maggie!? Maybe we should have a contest…

What’d I do this weekend?

Just hung out.

Hangin' out

Rim shot please, Katherine F.

Look into my beadular eyes!

Is it just me that got up at noon o’clock today? This baby sloth perfectly captures this slooooow-starting Sunday:

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Plink plink! [eye closing and opening sound]

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Behbeh sloth was sent in by Christine Y., uploaded by Maxxbass.

The Naugahyde Napper

[old-timey typewriter sound] We interrupt you regularly-scheduled Caturday to bring you an important news bulletin. The Naugahyde Napper is in the vicinity, armed with rabbit’s feet and considered mostly dangerous. Unless of course, he falls asleep.

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Vivian F. keep the children indoors until this blows over.

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