I got a built-in gold lamé smile, Bebeh

Wow, check out this blorpular fellow, the piglet squid over at the Cabrillo Marine Aquarium in Los Angeles.

Holy combover!

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Via BoingBoing and Zoologix Science Blogs. Sender Inner C.S.O, excellent bloated find.

ACTUAL nomming sounds

OK, someone is totally making sounds into the microphone…right!?

Am I right, Magnets?!

Someone forgot their Prozac! [singsong]

Merrallllgh. (kitteh harumph sound)


Kitten, looking sad, originally uploaded by Roman R..

When Kittens and TP Collide

Will someone just take a toilet paper roll on a stand-alone pole and sell it as a Kitten toy already?

You can have that idea for free, Anissa. >•.•<

… and where the hell is that stewardess with my bamboo?!

"As soon as we land, check on my takeover offer for Panda Express, then move the board meeting to 2 PM and move my Tai Chi class to noon.  And get me two tickets for the Bears game tonight."

Now close the shade; 'Kung-Fu Panda' is on.

At least somebody’s making deals in this bear market, Elizabeth L.

Meanwhile, over at the costume contest…

Stay-Puft™ Marshmallow Pup:

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The Superfriends;

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One Skeleton Sniffs Another Skeleton’s ‘Tocks:

And finally; "The Guinea Witch is In":

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Wanna see more? Check out the Martha Stewart / Cute Overload Pet Costume Contest!

Vaddya tryin’ ta do, kill me?!

"Dees is da voist bagel I evah had!  It’s too chewy, fa one thing.  A goot bagel, it oughta have a crunch to it, you know vhat I’m telling you?  And second, dere’s fur all over it!  Since vhen is dere fur on a bagel?! Thirty-two years I been coming to this deli, I never got a bagel with fur on it!  G’wan, take dis away, bring me a danish or something."

...with a nice whitefish, maybe you have?

I’m so verklempt, Lisa S.

♡ Chmurka, CoverHam for the Cute Overload 2009 Calendar

It’s Chmurka, Supermodel CoverHam one of the SUPERHEROES of the 2009 Cute Overload Calendar.

(She’s Ms. January 2!)

Hand Sandwich, My Favorite!

To caviar lovers, Beluga is a tasty snack, but to this baby Beluga, you’re a tasty snack.  This friendly little lady from the Vancouver Aquarium, less than six months old, loves getting her tongue rubbed, of all things. (More Vancouver Aquarium videos here)

Let’s give sender-inner Meighan M. a great big … oh, you know.

Sing it with me now; ‘flürg ghat diddly sko-ogan!!’

Please watch as this affectionate kitteh snorgles a horse and a mini Swedish chef sings in the background. Thank you. [Pulls curtain back to reveal insanity]

Why do I feel like putting together a Bînder bookcase unit, Ashley B.?