At Two Dogs Dry Cleaning, we get out every last wrinkle

[Doberman] Hi, I’m Ramsey.

[Chihuahua] And I’m Pablo.At Two Dogs Dry Cleaning, we get out the wrinkles in every last garment. Sure, your size four may turn into a size 26, but it will be wrinkle-free.

[Together] Guar-ran-teed.

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Check out more of Ramsey and Pablo’s adventures at their web site :)

Proshness in About an Hour!

All right, cover your left eye and read the center line, please?

"I … A … M … T … E … H … Q … T … E"

Very good.  Now the right eye, next line, please?

"U … M … U … S … T … L … U … V … M … E"

I want the rimless What's-Her-Name frames!

20/20 redonkulous, Johanne P.

Please pick up milk, bread AND KITTAYNS

2 for 1 special at Safeway, limit 1 coupon per household. HURRY!!!

Carrie L., they’re really fresh this time of year!

THIS JUST IN: Boston Terrier the size of a ham

I TOLD you this pup was the size of a hamster. And you didn’t believe me.

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HOW ABOUT NOW MOFOS!?

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I think we’re going to need a *SLIGHTLY* larger cage.

Read … This … Post … Very … Slowly

Hey, your … (go to break room, get coffee, start crossword puzzle)

watch is … (file TPS reports, finish crossword puzzle, begin writing novel)

running a bit … (finish novel, negotiate Middle East peace, begin life-size toothpick replica of Seattle Space Needle)

... fast.

Thanks … for … the … submishe … Missy … P.

Real-life Kit Kat Klock

Kit_kat_clock_animationRuh-member these? The Kit Kat Klock that scared the living crap out of you in the dark as a kid?

We had one!

Well here is the real thing:

Thanks (I think, we’ll see if anyone sleeps tonight) Gijs G.

// Thanks to Steve M. who noticed the video was put back up, so here it’s posted again! ///

I was wondering if you had a date to Alpaca Nights yet…

It’s gonna be sweet. Everyone is going. The chaperones are monkeys, so it’s gonna be really cool.

Linda?

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Chris G. will you go with me to Alpaca Nights?

THIS JUST IN: Bun-flavored earringks

TWO SCOOPS OF VANILLA FLAVR! (As seen over at Ku-ki Shop)

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you must get thees as a stockingk stuffère, Sherilyn F.

HoverPup takes a break

[Rrrr-eee, rrrr-eee rusty swing sound]

Hover Pup need break.

Hover Pup tired of whizzing over sidewalk at knee-height like snow-ball with eyes.

Hover Pup tie-tie.

Relax HoverPup photographed by 小火(Fire).

Bunnaloons or Cataloons?

What’s hotter this season? [Runway music starts]

First, we have gaucho Bunnaloons. Pants that hug your shape and even look great with last-year’s Ugg boots.

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Next up, if you’re looking for two-toned and slimming, try these straight-leg bunnaloons.

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For the fuller figure, (though we don’t recommend white) try a skirt.

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In cataloons this season, it’s all about the bold, Marmelade Muu Muu

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Skinny with an active lifestyle? Choose this Velveteen number to give you curves! Ow!

And finally, don’t forget, orange arm bangles do wonders for concealing a pear-shape…

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Special thanks to Project Catway/Bunway and Ronnie by Little Bay Poo. Yummy pear by RosyBunny.Trying for a better view… by Brandy Shaul. Scottish Fold Cataloons by Alvan Tan and Kit Ying S. cataloons in action by MissCrisp. Stand up by RosyBunny.