Sell whatever you’re selling somewhere else, pal.
It all happened so fast, y’know? We were totally sticking it to the pigs that day, man. The Bluebirds pounded the foundations, Triangle Bird had slashed an opening on the second floor, and I was up next.
But something went wrong with the shot, I guess. I was supposed to fly low over the roof and drop an egg bomb, but I sailed right into this dog’s yard. It’ll be days before the others send a search party. I… I don’t think I can hold out, man.
Little Dude’s proper name is Lentil (Cause he looks like a little bean) but Lenny works. He’s got his own blog and his own FB, too! Now, Len Man has had a tough go so far, born with a cleft palate. His new foster mom and the French Bulldog Rescue folks are helping him out. You can too, by visiting the site. GO LENNY GO.
Thanks go to Laura R.
Little Hamster Critter AKA Mr. HamHam McPouchersons is NOT going to be denied. Why does he remind me of the guy in Chicago playing trombone? (Make sure the speaks are up for the KRONCHING.)
Spotted on DP&F.
In honor of the new Oz movie, Little Milo tries his luck at multi-
YO ADRIAN C. sent this one in.
Winnie: Wait. I thought you said we were gonna sell them a new cable deal.
Chloe: No, that was the last house. Now we’re…um, meter readers.
Winnie: Well, what about the next house?
Chloe: Say we’ll clean the carpets. Hoomins fall for anything. Just act cute.
Donnamarie K. sez: “Here are my mom’s new bundles..Chloe and her baby sister Winnie. The photo was taken by my brother Rick when he noticed they wanted back in.” Hovertext and SneakyURL© c/o Sir Paul.
8:00 AM—–Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 AM—–A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 AM—–A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 AM—Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM—Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM—–Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM—–Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM—–Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM—–Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM—–Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM—Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Place your bets, peeps — how fast can these hammies spin on the wheel of misfortune, and who will bail out first?