Meanwhile, over at the costume contest…

Stay-Puft™ Marshmallow Pup:

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The Superfriends;

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One Skeleton Sniffs Another Skeleton’s ‘Tocks:

And finally; "The Guinea Witch is In":

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Wanna see more? Check out the Martha Stewart / Cute Overload Pet Costume Contest!

Vaddya tryin’ ta do, kill me?!

"Dees is da voist bagel I evah had!  It’s too chewy, fa one thing.  A goot bagel, it oughta have a crunch to it, you know vhat I’m telling you?  And second, dere’s fur all over it!  Since vhen is dere fur on a bagel?! Thirty-two years I been coming to this deli, I never got a bagel with fur on it!  G’wan, take dis away, bring me a danish or something."

...with a nice whitefish, maybe you have?

I’m so verklempt, Lisa S.

♡ Chmurka, CoverHam for the Cute Overload 2009 Calendar

It’s Chmurka, Supermodel CoverHam one of the SUPERHEROES of the 2009 Cute Overload Calendar.

(She’s Ms. January 2!)

Hand Sandwich, My Favorite!

To caviar lovers, Beluga is a tasty snack, but to this baby Beluga, you’re a tasty snack.  This friendly little lady from the Vancouver Aquarium, less than six months old, loves getting her tongue rubbed, of all things. (More Vancouver Aquarium videos here)

Let’s give sender-inner Meighan M. a great big … oh, you know.

Sing it with me now; ‘flürg ghat diddly sko-ogan!!’

Please watch as this affectionate kitteh snorgles a horse and a mini Swedish chef sings in the background. Thank you. [Pulls curtain back to reveal insanity]

Why do I feel like putting together a Bînder bookcase unit, Ashley B.?

InDognito

Well, what doooo we have here? Fabu pup costumes just in time for Halloween? Not exactly. It’s Indognito a book of fabulous canine portraits by Karen Ngo that just hit the bookstores!

First there’s: "Yes Master!" [Say in Barbara Eden voice]

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Followed closely by the "Chihuahuas of Oz":

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Here’s a page on a "well-disguised Doberman":

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And finally; "The Sleepover…":

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The fine work of Karen Ngo was suggested by Moira M.

Wokka wokka wokka? Wokka!

Wokka wokka, wokka wokka wokka.  Wokka, wokka wokka — wokka wokka!  Wokka wokka:

1/2 cup. wokka wokka
4 wokka Wokka Wokka, wokka
3 tsp. wokka wokka

Wokka: Wokka wokka wokka; wokka wokka.  Wokka, wokka wokka.  Wokka wokka wokka wokka, wokka, wokka.  Wokka wokka wokka, wokka wokka!

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BEE-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo — werp-werp!

Ducks everywhere are celebrating ‘Tocktober

Get your ‘tocks in the air and wave ‘em like you just don’t CARE!

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Ducks Marvin, Millie, Molly, CarrieDuck and Buzz sent in by by Carrie L.

The More You Know: Why Kittehs Knead

The_more_you_know2Q: Why do kittehs knead?

A: That loud purring followed by the sharpening of claws on some soft spot is called "milk-treading." A nursing kitten instinctively uses his paws to draw out milk, gently pushing on his mother’s stomach to increase the milk flow.

When older cats behave this way, it’s a good sign that they’re happy, content, and probably recalling their kittenhood. [Head tilt]

Info morsel sent in by Dee K. via Sniksnak.com. The very definition of kneading video is an encore presentayshe from Catharoo!

Finally, a solution to the global economic crisis!

This is the FIRST solution I’ve seen make ANY SENSE.

How about it, America!?

Sender-Inner Ian M., thank you for bringing this slobbery solution to light. See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die.