Birds of a Feather Hock Together

Need instant cash? Up to your beak in bills? Birdhouse facing foreclosure? Then fly on down to Twerp Brothers Pawnbrokers! We pay top dollar so you can afford to feather your nest! Just look for the birds arranged in a pawnbroker’s symbol!


Another quality foraged link pawned off by Ant.

Get the Pupto Bismol Ready

Rejected Soup Flavors!

French Pomeronion
Pawtato Chow-chowder
Chi-chicken Poodle
Split Pekingese
…and the number one rejected soup flavor:

Pugillatawney Soup


Miss Lily Belle says this is a recipe for disaster, Brian D.!

A Chorus Lion

One seal-ular sensation, every little flipper she waves.

One blubbery flotation, every move that she makes.

One smile and suddenly no other cute will do.

You know you’ll forever be lolling with you know who!

When it’s this cute, we don’t mind getting flippered off, Kimberly P.

Peeps, flip on over to 101-cute-seals-that-are-also-babies !

It’s The Leashed You Can Do

Pup is all, “Look into this sweet face. Now why don’t we dispense with whole leash thing, OK?”


Hi Peeps. This is a personal message I want to share about pet safety, inspired by my own pup being attacked this week on our doorstep by a neighbor’s unleashed dog. Stay safe! Last, but not leashed, thank you, Adonis (Chihuahua) and Tracy B. (photographaire’)!

Love. Behind Closed Doors.


Sender-Inner Magid M. says: “my boyfriend gave a heart to my cat and he took it!!” and then she said: “awesome!!!”

These are not the droids you’re looking for

[paw wave]


May the fourth (yesterday) be with Lisa S.

His Royal Hummness

BEHOLD MY SNOWFLAKE TIARA!


According to Sender-Inner Dustin H., this shot was taken during a “redoinkulus” snow storm in the New Mexico mountains.

Just a smidge HIGHER!


Sender-Inner Jennifer Y. said that “Big Poppa” was rescued from the Streets, and massages like a mo-fo.

And let’s not forget the Classique Video™:

“I could do wonderful tings for you.” And this one:


And aw heck, while we’re at it, let’s not forget Catheroo’s “Biscuit Girl”:

OMGRABBITDRESSAGE

WTF, People—rabbits are now competing for jumping ribbons. Check out the awesomeness at The Daily Mail:

SPROIIIIING!


Stephen H., I challenge you TO A JUMPING DUEL

I Want…

Sender-Inner Elizabeth C. says she wants:

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