Simon’s Cat ‘Snow Business’ (parts 1 and 2)

Part 2 is finally here—will the maniacally laughing bird win the snowball fight or will SIMON’S CAT?

Mary G., the moral of the story is to ‘always have a cat door’ to get out of sticky sit-u-ay-shons.

Rule #5: A case study

Longtime Cuteologists know that a fisheye lens + baby animal is cute, but now a pair of before-and-after photos allow us to examine the phenomenon up close.



Thanks to field researcher Fred of One Bark at a Time.

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box

Or should I title this post: “Damn That Idiotic Groundhog – Part Deux”?

Orige Sender-Inner Peter G. just saw his squirrelio pics on C.O. and had to send in an encore. ENJOY!

Secrets of Snowball Fight Success!

Spring’s coming — time for those final snowball fights! Here’s how to make the perfect snowball, from six-time snowball champ Marv “Stinger” Snarkbarkle:

“Waal, first ya gotta pack da snow good’n tight, don’cha know. You’re lookin’ fer sumptin ya can put a little spin on, for distan — Hey, whar da heck’s my snowball?!

Photos by Khalid I., who also sent us the sugar glider art director.

Damn That Idiotic Groundhog

I mean really, how hard is it for you to not see a shadow?

And really, why are we pinning all our hopes to a groundhog? I may only be a squirrel, but c’mon! It’s fricking freezing here!

Only six more weeks with a disgruntled squirrel, Peter.

Grand Theft Hamsterball

(Oh boy, I’m almost to the end of the game! All I have to do is run over these drug-dealing cats, steal the Uzi power-up, and I can take on the Big Wheel himself!)

Says Wendy L.: “This is Shirley, a hamster up for adoption at Magic Happens Rabbit Rescue in Baton Rouge, LA. She came from the pound along with another hammie, and both are so sweet and cute!”

I am So Above This Nonsense

It was difficult, but Biff tried to maintain some semblance of macho during his birthday celebration. And in all honesty, he was just glad he didn’t have to wear the matching pink boa and the rhinestone-bedazzled booties.

Do you always celebrate with arrow-shaped cookies, Stacy?


GAH! MAAAAM! Stopeet.

mother koala with cub

Axis of Valentine’s Snorgling Xtreme Close-Up [A.V.S.X.C.U.]

I will hug you, and squeeze you, and call you Miah, by ysaleth, Happy Valentine’s to you, Sender-Inner Shari E.

My Fuzzy Valentine

For some reason, she only took photos of me on one day out of the whole year…

Forwarded by Annette T-C., via Catster’s The Cat’s Meow Blog.

It’s the C.O. Happy Fun Activity Page!

Hey, kids! Here’s a fun Valentine’s Day project you can make yourself. Here’s what you need: One 28″ x 22″ sheet of red poster board, safety scissors, Pug, and 16-ounce Porterhouse steak.

  1. Carefully cut poster board into heart shape, and cut hole in center
  2. Place pug’s face through hole
  3. Dangle steak in front of pug until pug is completely hypnotized

Happy Valentine’s Dog, Elizabeth K.


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