Kitteh “Baroo?” 101

No kids like this: [head tilt]

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J to the S., they’ll get it eventually…

(seen on VeraEcho’s Flikr page)

Hmf.

OK, squawk monkey, there are some points which must be addressed.  I shall enumerate.

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1) I am eleven years old.  I am not a "kitten".

2) You will bring me three of those chewy "salmon"-flavored treats.

3) The length and relative pointy-ness of my claws is just fine as they currently are.

4) You will pet my forehead and ears, gently front to back, until I indicate that am ready for you to stop.  This should not be difficult for you to interpret, even considering the limited capacity for language that your species possesses.

5) You will remain quiet, still, and warm for a period of time not less than 30 minutes, and not more than 90 minutes.

6) That half-Siamese SNOT will be kept out of my sight for the remainder of the evening.  I am not particular about the methods you may employ to attain this goal.  Just see to it that they are effective.

7) This item is only here as filler.  Why?  Because otherwise there won’t be nine of them.  As the small monkeys say, "Duh."

8) Yes, OK.  I love you.  Just so.  What?  You… [sigh] must I always…?  Oh, very well:  Prrrrrr.

9) I believe one more salmon treat is in order.

It’s a PUUUUUUUP!…

I think everybody deserves a FRIDAY BONUS.  For frees!
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This RCF moment of Zen has been brought to you by Sqirlz Morph, Rule #39, and ImACatPersonAnyway.  Hehe.

THIS JUST IN: New Cute Overload Hamster T’s!

That’s right, People, the wait is over.

HAMSTER T’s ARE BACK.

And this time, the hamsters have wings. And pants. Still top-notch quality, natch.

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And like hamsters, they’ll be around for a limited time.

THIS JUST IN: artisteeq rendition of a post

Artiste Leanne F. just sent in her rendition of this "outrageous bun ‘tocks" post.

"Disapproving Bunnies" wants to be an entire comic book, doesn’t it?

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"O"riginal:

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:D!!!

What was that? [ear flops forward]

Newly-borned deer + moist nosicle + chompable ear = nice way to end the evening ifyouknowwhatimean andithinkyoudo.


New born deer, originally uploaded by tuxxme.

Great find, Lori W.!

I just laughed for 5 straight minutos

The buns want IN on the Rule 11 action.

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Check out this Bunway-Airlines-cleared-for-landing shot. Now serving Cheerios.

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Thank you for the equal-opportunity bun torture, Heather F.

This Bunnaloon Committtee meeting will COME TO ORDER

Listen, if you have built-in fur-pants like me, you need to LISTEN UP [smacks small gavel] We have MUCH to discuss.

I’m Cute!, originally uploaded by MPR529.

CrackerBunny, thanks for taking pics of the meeting. Johanna S., Flickr-roonie-riffic!

Unbelievable amounts of PURE torture CONTINUE

The hilariousness continues with this TEMPTING, TAUNTING Japanese show about placing foods in front of Puppehs and a Chimp.

Ruby G., you have REALLY outdone yerselfs.

Life is tough in the Hood

It’s tough bein da only gangsta in my hood becauseno one else understands gangsta life so when I’m all like going aroundand stuff I’m like "BAYAM" an like "Oh Snap!" when I see a dope six fowon some dubs—never mind I have no idea what I’m talking about. [sniffs]

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Caption from Screaming Pickle. Michelle V., you and your Gangstah Bun are invited to my place for fowties.