Delectabuhl kitteh gets slurping of a lifetime

Dog: You look kitteh-flavored.
Kitteh: Um! [quakes in stubbular boots]

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Dog: Indeed! Quite delectabuhls!
Kitteh: [bats at lip curtains]

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Heh, I like the term ‘lip curtains’, don’t you Johanna S.?

I need my rubber duckie and a martini. IN THAT ORDER!

Oh, and push the button for the jets, would ya?


bunny bath, originally uploaded by sdaggar.

Thanks for rockin’ the wet pawsitude, Lexi F.!

Munchkin Kitteh Overload

We’ve shown you Munchkin Kittehs befo’—their stubbular limbs and teeny folded ears are unstoppable. Thanks to alert reader Heather W., we bring you even MO’ munchkin kitten action, for your Sunday dose of Teh Qte.

Oh, and there is mo:

And… still more proshness ahead:

Great stubbular, tiney-earred finds, Heather W.!

Arnngg arnngg arrrggng. [nuzzling sounds]

People, get a load of the award-winning photo from the "Nature’s Best 2007" photo exhibit at the Smithsonian! Taken by Eddie Schermerhorn, age 15 of Boulder, CO.

Exquisite sandy eye capsules and ear nubules, Eddeh! [applause]

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Check out all the photos and exhibit times here.
Another great tip from Johanna S. :D

Kitteh “Baroo?” 101

No kids like this: [head tilt]

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J to the S., they’ll get it eventually…

(seen on VeraEcho’s Flikr page)

Hmf.

OK, squawk monkey, there are some points which must be addressed.  I shall enumerate.

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1) I am eleven years old.  I am not a "kitten".

2) You will bring me three of those chewy "salmon"-flavored treats.

3) The length and relative pointy-ness of my claws is just fine as they currently are.

4) You will pet my forehead and ears, gently front to back, until I indicate that am ready for you to stop.  This should not be difficult for you to interpret, even considering the limited capacity for language that your species possesses.

5) You will remain quiet, still, and warm for a period of time not less than 30 minutes, and not more than 90 minutes.

6) That half-Siamese SNOT will be kept out of my sight for the remainder of the evening.  I am not particular about the methods you may employ to attain this goal.  Just see to it that they are effective.

7) This item is only here as filler.  Why?  Because otherwise there won’t be nine of them.  As the small monkeys say, "Duh."

8) Yes, OK.  I love you.  Just so.  What?  You… [sigh] must I always…?  Oh, very well:  Prrrrrr.

9) I believe one more salmon treat is in order.

It’s a PUUUUUUUP!…

I think everybody deserves a FRIDAY BONUS.  For frees!
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This RCF moment of Zen has been brought to you by Sqirlz Morph, Rule #39, and ImACatPersonAnyway.  Hehe.

THIS JUST IN: New Cute Overload Hamster T’s!

That’s right, People, the wait is over.

HAMSTER T’s ARE BACK.

And this time, the hamsters have wings. And pants. Still top-notch quality, natch.

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And like hamsters, they’ll be around for a limited time.

THIS JUST IN: artisteeq rendition of a post

Artiste Leanne F. just sent in her rendition of this "outrageous bun ‘tocks" post.

"Disapproving Bunnies" wants to be an entire comic book, doesn’t it?

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"O"riginal:

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:D!!!

What was that? [ear flops forward]

Newly-borned deer + moist nosicle + chompable ear = nice way to end the evening ifyouknowwhatimean andithinkyoudo.


New born deer, originally uploaded by tuxxme.

Great find, Lori W.!