He’s a Private Dancer, a Dancer for Money…

Trying to put himself through Obedience School, Bart was often exhausted from the night shift playing “Officer Nasty”. On the plus side, he always woke up finding dollar bills pressed against his belly fur.

Please tell me Bart doesn’t own tassels, Amy G.

Uh, we need to talk…

Look, I know you meant well. It was a thoughtful gesture; I mean that, really. And goodness knows, we were long overdue for an outing, seeing how cooped-up we all get during the rainy season.

But seriously, check the five-day forecast before planning the picnic, mmm-keh?

Better not put the galoshes away just yet, Aaron.

Ultimate Smackdown!

In this corner, in black and white trunks, the undefeated champion… Killer Kitteh!

And in this corner, wearing the baby blue jumper… Gorgeous Gigglin’ George!

Gym, Tan, Laundry…Boardwalk

Wayne, aka “The Pecs”, was in the mood to pick-up some chicks, so he hopped in his camaro and headed to the boardwalk to flaunt his juiced situation.

He wasn’t lookin’ for a “stage five clinger”,  just a good time. But the chicks totally ignored him, and not one single lady even tried to get all up in his grill. Did he need more hair gel?

Humiliated, Wayne hopped on a ride to get a final Bird’s eye view of the action before heading home. He just wished he hadn’t eaten all those funnel cakes first.

Fist pump, Jill G.

Encore presentayshe: Bunnular adoptshe

OK, that title was illegible, what I meant to say was, Here is an Encore Presentation [doffing chapeau] of a baby bunny and cat Mom. En garde!!!

Fave still:

Sent in by Velociraptor, if that is your real name.

RhinoPhone includes Charging Cradle

This just in from the Cuter Image Catalog: Make your corner office feel like the vast plains of Africa, with the new RhinoPhone from QT&T. Rendered in rich earth tones, the cordless RhinoPhone helps you get your point across in style.

Order today!

Kitty Wigs — THE BOOK

If you loved Kitty Wigs the wig product, you’re going to love Kitty Wigs—THE BOOK! Now in its second printing.

It’s Glamourpuss: The Enchanting World of Kitty Wigs. A must-have for your coffee table! Written by Julie Jackson, author of Subversive Cross Stitch, and photographed by Jill Johnson.

The OMG Cat



[jaw drops in amazement]

We’re shocked, Bobbeh!

I have a Big Problem

Now I’ve never been one to fear much of anything, but if I’m a 500-pound, 33-foot anaconda, then HOW FREAKING BIG IS THIS LADY????

Does your home come with a bean stalk, Alana M.? Photo by Trish H.

You’re the Cute in My Coffee

Meet GiGi, the chihuahua who fits in a coffee cup — well, up to her ears, anyway. Since we seem to be having a mini-outbreak of pups in cups lately, maybe it’s time for a new Rule of Cuteness; what think you, peeps?

Speaking of outbreaks, Nancy H., that cup looks like it has measles.


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